A/N: I have decided to make a late Valentine's Day chapter.

Oh, and I would absolutely love it if all you readers out there gave me topic suggestions or your opinions. It's always nice to hear what you all think or want to see.


Entry #2: The Worst Holiday of the Year

Dear Diary,

Do you know which holiday I hate the most? Well, if you don't know this, then you're stupid. It's Valentine's Day. I mean, what's the big deal about it? It's just a day where every couple in the world spends the day with their girlfriend or boyfriend or maybe they prefer the term "sweetheart." It just makes sick.

You see, I've never had a boyfriend or a crush, so I don't know what all these people are going on about. Take Madeleine, for example.


-Flashback-

Lulu was in her room, lying on her bed, when she got the phone call.

"Yellow?" Lulu finally answered after a few rings.

"Lulu, thank heavens you answered! Something incredibly amazing happened today!" the British girl exclaimed with utter happiness.

"What is it, Maddie?" Lulu asked slowly, wondering what could make a girl sound that happy.

"Garrison actually sent me a text this morning. A text! I thought he would have forgotten about me by now."

"Well, "Lulu started, feeling the topic of the conversation to be somewhat awkward since she had no intention of ever talking about boys with another female, "I'm happy for you, Maddie. Erm, why don't we talk about the weather-?"

"He's just so dreamy," Madeleine mused aloud with a soft sigh. "If he were a cloud, I bet he'd be super soft."

"That's nice…Oh, wait, what's that, Mother? You need me to babysit Liam? Sure, that sounds like fun!" Lulu lied with a false cheery voice. "Sorry, Maddie, I would love to continue talking about your love for Garrison, but I need to watch my little brother."

"Okay, goodbye, Lulu," she said, smiling from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.

Lulu then took away the cell phone from her ear, hung up, then stared at it with a raised eyebrow. Sometimes she just didn't understand other girls.


Honestly, I think about 99.9% of girls these days are getting their hopes up. They just need to face the facts.

1. I'm sorry, but I honestly believe that there are more girls in this world than boys. Some of you will sadly end up dying single and lonely. If you're a girl like me, you won't mind this that much.

2. Not every guy out there looks like Brad freaking Pitt.

3. Guys are usually total idiots and will not buy you anything for Valentine's Day.

4. If a guy does buy you something, then it'll most likely be a crappy box of stale chocolate.

I speak directly from the heart.

Valentine's Day is the most stupidest holiday to ever be invented, and I think we'd be better off celebrating Hanukkah on the 14th of February.

Forever yours,

Lucy Punchalower


A/N: Hope you enjoyed the chapter! For the record, I have nothing this major against Valentine's Day. I do believe, however, that if you truly loved someone, you would love them every day of the year. Not just on Valentine's Day like I see happening in this world today.

-Isadora Rosalie Quagmire