Part 2! Hope ya'll enjoy! (I can afford to say "ya'll", cause I'm from the South.)
Danny twiddled his fingers. "Yeah, about that... I kinda released an evil genie named Norm from his lamp."
Timmy dropped the ice cream. Then he and his fairies put their hands on their hips, and at the same time said, "OH-NO YOU DI'NT!"
"Well, I did," Danny said.
"Cosmo, you idiot!" Timmy shouted, then paused. "Oops, sorry. Force of habit. Danny, you idiot! Norm is a psychopath! Because of him, I've nearly lost Cosmo and Wanda on more than one occasion!"
"How is Norm here, anyway?" Wanda said. "Last time we saw him, Jorgen took his lamp to use as a urinal cake."
"Norm is back? Neat! I hope he brings me more string. String is nice!" Cosmo exclaimed.
"Poof poof," Poof sighed.
"Listen, I'm sorry! Norm manipulated me into releasing him. With the coughing and the violin quartet, he was really convincing," Danny explained.
"That's not important! What matters right now is that we find Norm before he causes some serious damage. To the Timmy Cave!" Timmy shouted.
Minutes later, in the Timmy Cave, Wanda was tapping away at a computer while Timmy watched over her shoulder. Cosmo was talking to Danny.
"Don't feel bad, Danny. I do stupid things all the time! Like when I turned Xanadu into Pittsburgh, made Pompeii warmer, and when I sunk Atlantis nine times!" Cosmo told him, trying to make him feel better.
Danny sighed. "Thanks for the pep-talk, Cosmo, but it's not really- wait, you sunk Atlantis nine times?"
Cosmo nodded, and Danny realized he had finally met someone even more of a moron than his father.
"Cosmo, Danny, get over here," Timmy said. They got over there, and Timmy began explaining. "So far, we've been able to track some of Norm's actions."
"He's taken control Las Vegas, bought the Miss Universe pageant, and has sent Mr. Crocker to Mars," Wanda said, pulling up photo with each thing.
"Mr. Crocker?" Danny asked. "Didn't we leave him in the Ghost Zone?"
"Not long after you left, we went and got him. Without Crocker, I would've gotten Ms. Doombringer as substitute, and that's an experience I really don't need to repeat," Timmy replied. "Now, our only problem is finding where he is now."
"Well, think about it," Danny suggested. "If you were an complete jerk of a genie, where would you go?"
Timmy thought about that, and said, "I wish we were in Canada!"
"Yay!" Cosmo cheered. "I love Canada!"
With that, the fairies waved their wands and the group poofed away.
"You destroyed our card wand!" Jorgen shouted.
"Lies!" Skulker fired back. "If anyone destroyed anything, it was you! You destroyed our new super weapon!" At the mention of that, the other fairies and ghosts began to argue.
Confused yet? Well, the fairies and the ghosts, clearly having a problem with each other, decided to hold a summit in Fairy World to discuss what happen. But at the moment, they were about to to rip out each other's jugulars.
"We've managed to keep peace with each other for centuries, but this is the last straw!" Jorgen shouted.
"I agree!" Skulker said. "I'm tired of having to put up with you bug-eyed-wand-carrying-shrill-voiced freaks!"
All of the fairies gasped, put their hands on their hips, and said, "OH-NO YOU DI'NT!"
"I've had it with you ghosts, too, always ruining things for us!" Jorgen yelled. "All peace is officially broken. This means WAR!"
"Fine by me!" Skulker shouted. "We'll come to battle in 24 hours. Be there, if you dare!"
From afar, the pixies were watching.
"Oh, I get it now," Sanderson said. "We did all these things to agitate the relationship between the fairies and the ghosts."
"Right, Sanderson. Now, all we have to do is wait. By the way, how do you think Norm's doing?" HP said.
Sanderson pulled up an image of the Canadian wilderness on his phone. "I don't know. Let's see."
POOF! Our heroes were now standing next to a sign that said, "Welcome to Canada, eh?"
Timmy crossed his arms. "Well, I think it's safe to say that Norm is here."
That was an understatement. The country was in mass chaos, with tornadoes, blizzards, raining chimpanzees, and other things.
"How did you know he was gonna be here?" Danny asked.
"I've fought Norm before, and I know that he has a personal vendetta against Canada," Timmy replied.
"Apparently, they've 'had it too good for too long'," Wanda added.
Danny sighed. "Okay. If there's going to be a fight. I'd better suit up. I'm going ghost!"
With a flash of light, he was in costume. Then, out of the blue, Cosmo shouted, "I'm going fairy!"
After a moment, when nothing happened, he said, "Dang it."
Timmy rolled his eyes, then shouted, "Hey Norm! Show yourself!"
GONG! There floated Norm, sipping a soda and looking extremely pleased with himself.
"Hey, Turner! Long time no see. Too bad I'm not still imprisoned to the lamp. Then maybe you could finally wish for some normal teeth," he said.
"Forget Timmy's teeth!" Danny shouted. "You tricked me! You made look like some stupid rookie!"
"Well, duh! I'm evil. It's what I do," Norm replied.
"Hi Norm!" Cosmo shouted, just noticing that Norm was there. "Remember me? I'm Cosmo! Do you have more string?"
They ignored Cosmo.
"I wish that we had cool looking weaponry!" Timmy shouted.
The group was now endowed with cool-looking weaponry. Timmy stuck out a bazooka. "Prepare for defeat Norm!"
"You have to catch me first!" Norm shouted. Thus began a chase montage done to the tune of "Gimme the Wand."
Our heroes chased him through the Canadian wilderness.
Norm rows across a river in a rowboat, with the group not far behind.
The group boards a plane, then realizing Norm boarded a different one.
Then group are dressed in Scooby Doo attire, and are chasing Norm, who looks like a monster. They begin going through various doors in a hallway, popping out randomly in different costumes. Finally, they stopped. Norm was gone, and everyone else was dressed up as Carmen Miranda.
"Okay, I have no idea what just happened. But I do know that Norm got away," Danny sighed.
"Poof poof," Poof agreed.
"Timmy, I've fought genies before. Desiree is probably one of my strongest enemies. But Norm is your enemy. There has to be a way to capture or defeat him!" Danny asked.
Timmy rubbed his chin. "If memory serves, in order to defeat him, we have to out-jerk him. And there are three things that can hold a genie."
"Their own lamp," Wanda said.
"The charms of Barbara Eden," Cosmo added.
"And smoof stuff," Timmy finished.
"Smoof?" Danny asked.
"Yeah," Timmy replied. "You've probably never heard of it. The man doesn't want you to."
"No, I've heard of it. In fact, it's what my parents make all of their weapons out of!" Danny said. "Apparently, it holds ghosts just as well as genies."
"Really?" Wanda asked. "Wow, that's convenient."
"That gives me an idea. I think I have a plan we can use to defeat Norm," Timmy proclaimed.
"Wait!" Cosmo interrupted. "As long as we're dressed like this..."
The team paused, then proceeded to perform the tuiti-fruiti dance.
Norm sat on a throne of storm clouds, happy that he managed to give Timmy and Danny the slip. Then the Fairly Oddparents theme began to play. Norm answered his phone.
"Norm here."
"Norm, how goes your mission?" said the voice of HP.
"Great! Turner has no idea about your plans," Norm replied. "And his ghost friend was easy enough to fool. Who knew Turner kept so many morons in his company?"
Just then, an ecto-blast shot the phone right out of Norm's hand.
"I don't know about morons, but I do know that I take after my Mom's side of the gene pool," Danny said smugly.
Norm stared at where his phone had been. "Uncool, man! I still had minutes on that!"
GONG! Norm was now a muscular monster. "GET OVER HERE, YOU ECTO-FREAK!"
"You have to catch me first!" Danny replied, echoing what Norm had said earlier.
In rage, Norm began to fly after Danny. If he got too close, Danny would blast him with an ecto-blast or an ice beam. Basically, Norm just kept getting more and more aggravated.
Finally, Danny stopped in the middle of a field.
Norm closed in on him. "NO RUNNING NOW, GHOST CHILD."
Danny smirked. "Who's running?"
All of sudden, a giant metal box fell over Norm, sealing him up tight.
"HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? LET ME OUT! IT'S DARK! WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE?" Norm shouted in anger.
"Because, Norm, that box is made entirely out of smoof, kindly borrowed from Danny's parent's lab," Timmy replied, coming out from the bushes with his fairies.
"Wow, Norm. I bet you feel really stupid," Cosmo said, knocking on the box. "Maybe even more stupid than m- hey! I found string!"
Wanda rolled her eyes and then looked at Timmy. "So, what are we gonna do with him? Because I'm thinking of things along the line of 'wishing him into the center of a black hole.'"
Timmy shook his head. "I already have an idea. Norm! If you want out, you have to give Danny one free wish!"
"DROP DEAD, BEAVER-BOY!" was Norm's reply.
Timmy sighed. "I wish that the box was filled with saber tooth tigers with night vision."
Sounds of pain and anguish came from the box. Then Norm said, "OKAY, OKAY! I'LL GIVE HIM A WISH!"
POOF! The box and tigers were gone, and Norm was back to his usual self.
Norm floated over to Danny. "So, what do you want? Money? Girls? World peace?"
Danny smiled and took out the lava lamp. "I wish that you were once again a prisoner of this lamp!"
Norm snapped in frustration. "Drat! I still hate being out-jerked"
Danny and Timmy gave him expectant looks.
"Oh, right." Norm was then forcibly sucked into the lamp.
While wishes were being made Timmy said, "I wish everything that Norm ruined didn't happen!"
Just like that, everything was normal. Danny put the lamp down, and he and Timmy high-fived.
"That was great, Timmy! We won! Nothing could ruin this moment!" Danny cheered.
BOOM! Jorgen grabbed Cosmo and Wanda.
"Cosmo! Wanda! You're need in Fairy World! We going to war!" he shouted. Then he boomed away.
They stood there in shock. Danny then said, "I jinxed it, didn't I?"
Timmy sighed. "Join the club. We've got jackets."*
Part 2 is a bit shorter. I haven't updated this awhile, so I posted what I had. (Hey, if you all have anything funny you think Cosmo should say, tell me! It's hard to come up with material for this guy!) Next: Timmy and Danny have a war to prevent! Plus, the return of a certain sarcastic ghost!
*I got this from Shrek 2.
