I forgot to mention. I do not own Imma Wiserd cause if I did, I would kill myself. Now on with the story! Has anyone lost their brain cells yet? Just wondering.

AN: im jus ritin dis now becuz i gut a butload o insparashun From who?

den i went 2 hagwats. ( Hagwarts? ) dena nigga came out a no were an says "hey im harry potter".( HARRY POTTER IS WHITE! ) i turned an said "u aint harry potter!11 i saw him in da movis!"

"i no but fo da audeance dey got a wite boi 2 play mi" Why would they do that?

"wat i said. You heard him.

"u herd mi" Umm.

"dem rassist ppl!"

i entred da big ol place were everabodi eatz ( The Great Hall? ) an dey put da wiserd hat on mi hed and it says "yo in ravenclaw" * Busts out laughing.* My Immortal anyone?

"hey daz were i stay" sed harry potter.( NO IT IS NOT! ) den we both went to da room togedder. wen we were dere we saw the dumbldoor.( Is that some kind of door? ) an he turnt 2 mi an sez "welcum 2 skool distrect 7 (wateva dat meens). im ur dumbledoor." ( Of course he is THE Dumbledoor )

hairy turnd t mi an seys "dis is da dumbledoor of da entire skool." ( I WANT A DUMBLEDOOR AT MY SCHOOL! )

"hi mistr duumbledoor"

"yo can call mi alvin".

( It's ABLUS. He is NOT a chipmuck. )

"ok alvin"

"goodbi" he sed an raned out on hiz broomstik. ( How can you run on a broomstick?)

"im sleepi" sed hairy potter

"butt its not even 12 o clock yet" i sed ( Cause nobody sleeps before 12:00 p.m. )

"i no but tomorow we hav skool an ill sho u all de pretti girlz an how to play bromstiks" ( You mean Qudditch? )

"sho" i sed "do u lik 50 cent?"

"do u lik soulja boi?" sed harry

we were best frends. * Bangs head on desk*