A/N So does anyone have any requests for characters I should write as? I can't promise I'll get to all of them right away, but I'll do my best!


Dear Fanfiction,

Unlike Annabeth, I'm actually feeling pretty good right now! Almost all of these stories have me with washboard abs and being the popular guy and stuff. That's pretty awesome! I told Annabeth that she should be honored that her boyfriend was the amazing Percy Jackson, loved by millions of mortal girls, but she hit me, so I stopped talking.

Although, there are some pairings out there that kind of creeped me out. There are a LOT of Percy/Nico stories that are well written, but made it hard for me to look him in the eye the next day. Listen closely: I love Annabeth. Annabeth, people, Annabeth. Ok? Cool.

As much as I love reading stories about me being the super popular/everyone has a crush on him/super perfect guy in high school, I'm really not. Girls won't even look at me, and guys like to make fun of me. Now camp, that's where I'm the super awesome Savior of Olympus!

And um... I'm not evil, I didn't join any evil Titans or gods or anything, I didn't kill anyone, and I didn't cheat on Annabeth at any time. I don't know if I have an evil twin out there or something, but I promise you I am not evil.

You do realize that the Hunters of Artemis kind of hate men? Like... all men. That includes me. Thalia's kind of the exception, but that's only because we were friends before. There's no way in Hades they would ever let me join the hunt as their guardian or anything. Besides, I'm pretty sure those girls could kick my butt. I wouldn't be much of a guardian to them.

Ok, this part is kind of awkward but Annabeth and I aren't... I mean we aren't... look we aren't... ok how do I put this? Um... we haven't... oh what's that fancy word Annabeth was using? Um... oh that's right! Ok, so me and Annabeth haven't consulated (Annabeth: Percy, it's consummated). Er... right. We haven't consummated our relationship yet, and we aren't planning to anytime soon. Athena was ready to murder me when she read some of those stories on here and I'd rather not get vaporized just yet.

Also, I don't say babe. Ever. I sort of like my internal organs on the inside, so I never call Annabeth anything other than her name. Well actually, I do call her Owlface and Wisegirl sometimes, but that's when we're joking around.

By the way, when I propose to Annabeth I won't be all sophisticated and stuff like some of you write (much appreciated, by the way!). I'll probably drop the ring or ask her to divorce on accident...

And another thing, I'm the only demigod child of Poseidon. I don't have a sister or brother that's half human, it's just me and Tyson... sort of. There are those distant relatives that tried to kill me a few times, but we don't exactly invite them to Thanksgiving dinner or anything.

And hey, where's Grover in almost all these stories? I know he kind of disappeared a while back, but he's still my best friend!

So yep! Tone down the awkward parts, but feel free to continue worshipping my "perfectly sculpted abs" and stuff!

~Percy