A/N: This is our first joint fic. . . and we seem to be having fizzy bubbly fun with it. That's what happens at sleep overs where you're talking about anime at insane hours of night. Any ways. . . forgive our slang, for we're just two crazy American teenagers. All of Kazzma's authors notes are in [ ] these thingies, and Akimi's are in { } these thingies.

This is a crossover fic of: Neon Genesis Evangelion/Digimon/Pokemon/Final Fantasy 7/Final Fantasy 8/ Tenchi Muyo/Sailor Moon/Gundam Wing/ and the fantasy worlds of Yukiko, Yumeko, Akimi, and Mei Tenshi.

If you are a Sora/Matt, Tai/Mimi, Joe/Mimi, Izzy/Mimi or any Yoai/Yuri shipper of any of these people, stay away.

If you are a Rei/Shinji shipper, stay away.

Disclaimer- we don't own any of the characters, or anything like that, 'cept the plot and our wonderful writing tools, which we so deeply love. So, yeah, that's it!!

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Sora leaned against a tree and slid down the trunk of it, until she sat between the roots.

"Oh, come on, Sora! You can't just give up now!" Tai said, energy apparent in his voice.

Sora shook her head and sighed, "I'm tired, Tai. We wouldn't have to be looking for the others if we hadn't have split up in the first place."

"Sora!" Tai said half-angrily. He sighed, as if in retreat, and sat down next to her.

"Okay, thanks for letting me rest," she said, pulling her blue hat off of her head. "It's just too hot for this,"she remarked, setting it on the ground next to her.

Then, *ZAP* and *POOF* they disappeared in a blue glittery puff cloud with white stars. The only thing left where the two had been sitting was Sora's blue hat.

Meanwhile, in the alternate dimension we are so well acquainted with, Tai and Sora appeared in front of [Oh come on, I know you know! That's right!] the Anime Inn.

Sora looked up at the tall hotel and then at Tai and shakily said, "Tai, I don't think we're in the DigiWorld anymore." Tai just stood there with his mouth hanging open, staring.

Sora waved her hand in front of Tai's face and jokingly crooned, "Alternate dimension to Tai!" Tai blinked hard and shook his head.

"Now it's going to take even longer to get back to Earth," Tai whined.

"There's really nothing we can do about it, Tai. We're going to have to take life as it comes at us," Sora said sincerely.

(Why does she have to be so, so. . . perfect? I can't possibly tell her how I fell. But I will, I WILL!)

"We will take life as it comes at us, and I'll be fine, no, better than fine, as long as you're with me," Tai said quietly, meeting her gaze.

Her eyes filled with tears as she replied, "Oh, Tai! That's so sweet." Their hands clasped together, fingers intertwined. They looked at each other and their eyes agreed that they should go in, so they did.

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"Oy! Dung Knopf!!! Stop looking at me! I'm changing in here, you perv!" Asuka yelled loudly from her room.

Although Shinji honestly hadn't been looking, he knew better than to argue. "Sorry, Asuka," he sighed as he walked past her door.

Shinji walked into the kitchen to see Misato opening a can of beer. He sighed again, and sweatdropped.

Asuka emerged from her bedroom and started cussing out Shinji for being a perv.

After Misato was done screaming about her beer, she sweatdropped and tried to get the kids to stop fighting. Misato closed her eyes, and when she opened them, Asuka and Shinji were no longer there, but a blue shimmery cloud with yellow stars was present where they had been.

Meanwhile, in the alternate dimension that we love so much, Asuka was yelling at Shinji, as usual. "How the heck did you get us here, you dork?!?!"

Shinji cowered away from her. "Uh. . . uh. . . I don't know!" (Please don't hurt me!) He thought.

Asuka was about to pound him, when she came to the realization: "Hey, we're far away from home! What is Earth ever going to do without us and the EVA's?"

"Oh come on, Asuka. Rei can handle 'em." [I beg to differ.]

"Rei can't handle a staple gun! She can't handle a staple, come to think of it." Asuka mumbled the last part.

Shinji fell over backwards. "Gee, Asuka, that was kind of harsh, don't you think?"

"Well, retard, aren't you going to offer to take me in?" Asuka demanded and stamped her foot.

Shinji looked down at his feet. "Umm. . . I guess so, sure."

"Then do it already!" she stomped her foot again.

Shinji opened the door and asked, "Well, do you want to go in?"

"Yes, thank you!" she said, and half ran into the hotel. (There are times when I love Asuka, and then there are so many more times that I don't) Shinji thought to himself. He entered in after her and let the door close.

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"I can't go anymore, Matt! Please stop!" Mimi whined.

"Oh, come on, Mimi! Just keep going for a little bit longer! I promise you, once we find Tai and Sora we'll stop and rest for a few days, okay?" Matt replied, shaking his head.

"I'm holding you to that. But can't we stop now?? My feet are killing me!! I've never walked so much in my life, except for when I go to malls, but malls always have smooth tile floors, not bumpy dirt ground like there is here!" Mimi whined some more.

"Oh, Mimi," Matt sighed, He stopped, and when Mimi caught up to him, she stopped as well. Matt patted her on the back, then bent down and rubbed Mimi's feet a little bit. He stood up, and pointed to a tree a short distance away."See that big tree, Mimi?" he asked.

Mimi's eyes followed Matt's finger until they found the tree he was pointing at. "Yeah," she answered.

"Just make it to there, Mimi, then we'll take a little break, okay?" he suggested.

"Oh, but I can't Matt!"

"Please just try Mimi?" Matt gave Mimi his best sad-puppy-dog-face, which wasn't very good.

Mimi laughed. "I can't, Matt! I can't!"

"Oh, come on, I'll carry you!" Matt said jokingly.

"Alright," Mimi said, and waited expectantly.

Matt was a bit shocked. "You can't think I was serious!"

"I don't care if you are serious or not. You offered to carry me, so I want you to carry me," Mimi said, and tapped her foot.

"I can't carry you!" Matt whimpered.

Mimi reached and grabbed Matt's biceps. She squeezed a little bit, then said teasingly: "You're right, you can't carry me. What a girly man. What will the others think when I tell them what a girly man you are?" she laughed.

Suddenly, Matt imagined that the group was all reunited. He saw Mimi and Sore hovering over his little brother, T.K.

"What a man!" cried Sora. "He carried Kari all the way up Spiral Mountain and back down again, even though he was so tired! Such a man!"

"I know, not at all like his, Matt. Matt is such a girly man. He couldn't even carry me a hundred yards to a tree. And what's more, he wouldn't even try! What a jerk!" Mimi said, putting her hands on her hips.

Suddenly, everyone turned and laughed and pointed at Matt. They were all teasing him, callim him "Girly man!".

"NO!" Matt cried out, and snapped out of it. (No! Mimi can't think I'm a girly man! What'll I do? I know! I WILL carry her!)

"So, Matt, you gonna carry me or are you gonna be a girly man?" Mimi teased, emphasizing the words "girly man".

Matt didn't answer. He simply swept Mimi up into his arms, and started for the tree. Mimi's cheeks were flaming. {Aww. . . how sweet} [gag me!]

Matt gently set Mimi down between two big roots of the tree. He sat next to her on one of the roots. He leaned in as close as he could without being obvious.

Mimi looked at Matt and smiled. "What a man! And not just any man, a gentleman!" They both laughed.

Matt pulled out his harmonica and was about to play a song for Mimi, {It was "Crazy For This Girl"} when *ZAP* and *POOF* they both disappeared in a shimmery pink puff cloud with green stars.

They reappeared in the ever famous alternate dimension. Right in front of {Hm, let's think about this for a minute...} The Anime Inn!

*CLUNK!* Matt fell and landed on his back. "Ouch!"

Mimi gasped. "Oh Matt! Are you okay?" she cried. She jumped up and held out her hand to Matt to help him up.

Matt took her hand, and pulled himself up. "Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks for asking." He dusted off the back of his pants, then put away his harmonica. They both turned and looked at the large, white hotel in front of them.

It was quite dark out, and Matt and Mimi could see six lights on in the hotel. {Ya know...5 other couples and the front desk.} Mimi shivered. Matt slipped his arm around her, and she cuddled up to him.

Mimi looked up at the sign in front of the hotel. "The Anime Inn," she read aloud. She looked up into Matt's eyes, and he returned her gaze. "Should we go in, Matt?" she asked innocently.

"Yeah. We need a place to stay the night, and some food would be good, too," he replied, looking towards the hotel.

"Hm...maybe they've seen Sora," Mimi said.

"Huh?" Matt shifted his gaze from the hotel back to Mimi.

Mimi held up Sora's blue hat. "I found this by the tree. It's Sora's." {I guess she found it while Kazzma and I weren't looking.}

"Alright. We'll keep it till we find Sora and Tai. Now come on, you're going to get sick out in this cold. Let's go inside," Matt said sweetly, and he gently led Mimi inside. Both of them were completely oblivious to the huge adventure and romance that lie waiting for them inside.



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