Episode 2: School is in Session Part 2
"Let's recap what happened last time" The cameras show the school as two people scaled the wall "Riley and Missy decided to be the ones climbing up the school wall to become the leader, Alain showed his truer than true colors by calling everyone imbeciles, Cyrus asked everyone to follow him and Julie spoke for the first time"
The camera switches to Lucas holding the flags of the teams.
"Riley is the team leader of Stomping Bookworms" he says as he holds the purple flag with a worm crawling from a book "And Missy and or Zanna is the team leader of the Stomping Mathletes" he says holding the yellow flag with a foot crushing the math symbols.
"Its time to see our two teams face off in..."
"Hey McLean have you not heard me screaming for help" says a voice with Jersey accent "I had to anchor myself by spraying my hair like there was no tomorrow"
Lucas purses his lips and his brow furrow.
"Making someone beautiful as me climb out of a ten foot cannon the nerve"
"Who will be the special guest? Who will win today's challenge? What kind of relationships will be created? And who will make sure the peace is disturbed thoroughly? Find out on Total. Drama. University!
*the opening theme song and opening video start to play*
Two spotlights pop out one from he ceiling another from a locker. Two cameras pop out from the vents with bats hanging on it and the other a book. The clapperboard clams down and the camera moves through Dunefield Academy past Lucas who is followed by interns into a pool were Alain is being chased by Fang. The camera pans upward were Solis sits at the edge of the pool alone until Ivy scares him int the water. He glares at her when he resurfaces. The camera switches to the gym where Gio is avoiding Alina's sparring attacks. Moving outside where Sia is singing under a tree and a small swarm of animals listen. Sasquatchanakwa appears and scares everyone away. The camera zooms towards the sun as Cyrus paraglides over the roof. He grins and his teeth sparkle until fear replaces his grin when a seagull pecks through the fabric. The camera quickly moves to the roof where Riley and Zanna are having a private moment and having a dance contest. Riley smiles sheepishly as Cyrus lands in his arms and Zanna who is now Missy glares at the two. We move to Mia in the small woodland area where she studies a rabbit with her animal anatomy book. Her eyes widen with worry as a snake starts to strangle the rabbit. Luna is next to Julie chatting until Julie hides under covers in the dorm bedroom. Erik looks disgusted as Joshua contorts himself into a pretzel as they head to the auditorium. Lucas is shown standing behind the podium holding two diplomas, one with a purple ribbon the other a yellow ribbon. Everyone gathers around as they whistle the tune of theme song. As they finish Total Drama University is shown on the announcement board above Lucas's head.
The teams walk towards the main buildings door as Lucas drinks iced tea. He stops drinking when he sees them coming.
"Congratulations you've set up your teams now before we move on to the next challenge and meet our special guest all of you should take some time and let out some feelings"
*Confessional: Alain [SM]*
"Well first one here and it's ironic I'm stuck in a team with the color yellow. Yellow stands for cowardice and that is one thing I'm not I'm more of a combination of Heather and Alejandro" he starts to laugh evilly "They'll all fall prey to my genius"
*Confessional: Julie [RB]*
"Uh umm err" her eyes start to water and she takes a deep breath "My feelings are my business until I know a few until then go away"
*Confessional: Ivy [SM]*
"Pathetic purely pathetic my team has no guts well maybe Solis could be useful and that nerd could be a helpful ally, but that girl Missie or whatever the leader! Come on she's to girly if she can take me out in a fist fight then I might respect her*
*Confessional: Solis [SM]*
"Great no socialites except Missy I'll be fine if no one talks to me" he says gruffly but his eyes soften briefly "They better not mess with my sister"
*Confessional: Riley [RB]*
"What up my buds I'm not happy to be leader I need a right hand man to be secondary leader to actually be a leader" he sighs "Other than this little bump life will be a party here especially with the cute people here"
*Confessional: Erik [RB]*
"Wow excitement I don't really care if I win or not this is fun I mean of course people will try to take advantage but I think I can handle myself with the brain teasers"
*Confessional: Missy/Zanna [SM]*
"Missy why? Why make us the leader I don't know how to lead and I want to meet people not get voted off for being a party flirt"
"Quiet Zanna we won't be going home soon my athletic talents will win us the million"
Zanna takes a control and puts on her turquoise piercings "Fine but I'm walking out as Zanna"
*Confessional: Alina [SM]*
"Hi what to say I'm not a weak link I'm just quiet I'll go social later all I say is watch out I will shove back if I'm pushed to far"
*Confessional: Luna [RB]*
"Fun I will help Apollo too bad we're on separate teams" she frowns but then smiles "I might not have the killer instinct but I'll give it my best shot"
*Confessional: Joshua [RB]*
"I'll just be me sweet and nice there's a better chance I'll stay longer if I stick with that and no way am I getting suckered into being manipulated like Lindsay, Beth, Sierra..." the screen goes to static as he continues.
*Confessional: Sia [SM]*
"Hello people a few words flirting gets you everywhere" she gives a wink at the camera
*Confessional: James [SM]*
"Simple stay away from the drama magnets but be sneaky and know all the angles like...like" a moth flies near his head "Oh god moth!"
*Confessional: Cyrus [RB]*
"Gentle manipulation is the way, being nice gets you so far but if you play your cards right while being nice and not being a threat then there's a chance to win" he grins "Of course if someone is really nice to me mind games are off limits on their minds"
*Confessional: Mia [RB]*
"Hehe I'll stick to background" she puts her hood on and a bat lands on her head "Aww what a cutie" she holds the bat and it curls up in her hand.
We move back to the school door.
"That was quick and painless right" Lucas gives a chuckle
"Give us the challenge ignoramus" yells out Alain and Lucas scowls
"Fine it's a simple game and old school of capture the flag th-"
"Capture the flag? This must be the easiest challenge yet" Ivy says chortling
"I didn't finish, anyway the flags will actually be cans of hairspray in your teams color and that's the hint for our special guest"
"Who is it?" asked Luba
"Tan in a can"
Everyone starts to laugh as an angry Anne Maria walks towards Lucas.
"The names Anne Maria the gorgeous girl from last season and do not diss the tan" she hisses then turns to the teams "Anyways hey guys I'm out" she starts to run while spraying her hair
"The hairspray cans are attached at her hips and you must find her and the first team to bring their teams hairspray wins the winner dorm" he pulls out a bullhorn "Happy huntings and hunted" the horn blares and the teams run in the direction of Anne Maria.
*a pigeon gets dragged down into the water of the pond by a fin as the Mathletes arrive*
"She couldn't have gone far she couldn't run and spray her hair at the same time" says Zanna
"She can, we have to be careful or we'll go blind" says Gio "I suggest we spilt up and search"
*Confessional: Gio [SM]*
"Suggesting ideas should keep me safe not to be voted off as dead weight"
"I agree with Gio" says Mia as she winks at him. Gio looks away uncomfortable.
"Whatever simpletons split if you want" Alain snaps as he walks away. Solis grabs his shoulder and pulls him back into the group.
"Don't make me mad I'm just here to make my sister happy but I'm really hard to calm down when I get angry and because I don't trust you I'll tag along with you"
"Suit yourself" he says shrugging his hand off
*on the skirts of the forest the Bookworms arrive*
"Riley any ideas?" asked Cyrus
"Just relax we'll find her, maybe not win, but it's fun being here" he says with a chuckle
"Oh no! there's a squirrel passed out that smell, like hairspray" Sia bends down and picks it up "She must have come this way" she catches everyone staring and she pulls her hood up
The bushes start to rustle and a few rodents scramble out of them. A hissing sound start coming from the woods.
"That has to be her" says Luna "Let's go"
*Confessional: Cyrus [RB]*
"No one on this team has a killer instinct" he crosses his arms and scowls "But then again I could be friends and mess with the other team until a merge happens"
"Not yet I say one of us should stay out here and the rest do a quick tackle into the bushes" Cyrus says as he grabs her hand and brings her back "Who wants to stay?... It's been decided"
Riley sits under a tree and Julie is goes into some bushes. She catches my eye and gives a little wave. Cyrus heaves a sigh.
"On three...three" everyone rushes forward and grabs on to whatever's on the other side of the bush
"Umm guys this isn't Anne Maria" says Joshua fear evident in his voice
"I agree unless she has purple fur" says Erik "Purple fur, purple, purple...were screwed"
"That's right suckas" Anne Maria yells out as she sprays the yeti with her hairspray "Go get em Sasquatchanwhatever"
Everyone starts to run away. Cyrus grabs Riley by the arm and Erik grabs Julie by the waist just as the yeti lets out a roar.
"What did we do? She's the one that sprayed you" yells out Joshua as the yeti starts running.
*back to the pond*
"Perfect umm what to do?" says Zanna biting her lower lip "We lost Solis and Alain"
"No we didn't" growls out Ivy "As I said before they split up and if they don't show up here fast I'll pummel them both"
"Keep your distance James you'll last longer"
"What are you mumbling?" Ivy scowls as she looks at him
"Nothing just seeing when were going to move" he says nervously
"Hey I think I see them over there running away" she puts a hand to block the sun
"From what is tan in a can spraying them?"
"Uh nope a land shark" says Alina calmly before her eyes widen "Land shark!"
"Run! Shark defying nature heading our way" yells out Alain "And it wasn't my fault I found a hairspray can and a shark tooth pendant I grabbed the pendant and there he was grinning"
"Just run!" yells out Zanna
Anne Maria steps into a path and looks around. She gives a humph and starts spraying her hair. She grins and opens her eyes. They widen as the Mathletes run at her.
"*bleep* this show" she says before being knocked over by Alina
"Oh gosh I'm sorry" Alina says quickly as she takes a hairspray can without looking "Got the can guys...guys?"
The shark looms over her and a puff of air air escapes her nostrils. She gives a nervous smile before screaming and spraying the shark. The shark whimpers and Alina sprints to catch up to her team.
"Yes we're the first one back and with the hairspray" says Ivy as she throws some punches into the air "Although I probably could've taken that shark"
"If you could why didn't you?" snaps Alain
*Confessional: Alain [SM]*
"That impulsively, disgusting girl trying to rival my genius with her brawn it's will be a battle of the ages the true chance to see which is better brain or brawn she will rue the day she crossed me"
*Confessional: Ivy [SM]*
"That little pest I want to wring his neck"
Everyone else shares a worried look as Ivy and Alain glare at each other. The other team starts to arrive.
"Is it gone?" gasped Cyrus
"I...I...I think so" whimpers Julie as Erik puts her down "And there here too I'm guessing we lost"
"Guys I have the can" Alina yells out
Lucas holds up a speakerphone and brings it to his lips.
"Do you really? Have you checked the color of the can?" says Lucas as everyone covers their ears. Zanna gives a look of confusion and her face shows dissapointment as she looks at the purple wrapper.
"It seems the Bookworms won this challenge and the Mathletes will not be sending someone home yet" says Lucas through the speakerphone
"You don't need to use that thing anymore" says Alain scowling
"I know but I like it!" Lucas turns up the volume
*Confessional: Alain [SM]*
"That incompetent girl not seeing the label what idiocy is this? I should be sleeping in the winners dorm like a deity and now I'm stuck in the loser dorm" he winces "I can feel the back pain already"
*inside the winner dorm on the guys side*
"We won I can't believe we won because of a blunder on the other team" says Cyrus as he chews a chocolate muffin
"I know bros we should throw a party to celebrate our first win" says Riley as he puts on a blue tank top
"Party if you want I'm heading to bed being chased by a yeti tires a guy out" says Joshua as gets on his bed
They all wait to hear Erik's input but all they hear is a soft snoring.
*winner dorm: girl*
"Group hug for winning today" says Luna as she gives a hug to Sia and Julie. Julie tries to unsuccessfully escape the hug.
"inside the loser dorm*
"Filthy, disgusting, germ ridden, rat infested, moth swarming" mutter Alain angrily "All because of Missy or Zanna whatever her name is I will personally wipe her out and have Ivy for dessert"
"We can hear you know" yells out Ivy as she throws a shoe barely missing Alain's head.
"Will the Bookworms win again? Will the Mathletes hand deliver the win? Will Cyrus let go of Riley's arm? Find out next time on Total. Drama. University!"
