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Confessions Pt II
…..Mark Henry"
Matt's brow creased in concentration as he tried to think of a question to ask, he didn't really know a lot about Mark apart from the obvious. Not wanting to rock the boat with the strong man, Matt plumped for a relatively safe question.
"Okay…Mark, what has been the most embarrassing storyline that you have ever been involved in?"
The self proclaimed silverback took a few seconds to collect himself before quietly answering, his eyes cast to the floor.
"Uh…in 2000, just before I went back to OVW, Vince put me in a storyline where I had to…um, perform sexual acts with a man in drag, admit I was a sex addict and pretend that my first sexual experience was with….with my own sister."
Raising his eyes to the sea of faces, Mark's face flushed.
"It was JUST a storyline…"
Randy couldn't help but chuckle at the look on Henry's face.
"Thanks for being honest with us Mark…I'm liking this game, I know now never to share a locker room with you, you sexual deviant!"
Mark just shook his head and smirked.
"Okay...next up it's….Barbie"
The diva known as Kelly Kelly flashed her trademark smile and bounced up and down excitably.
"Who've I got? Who've I got?"
Randy chuckled at the blonde; she really did live up to her name sometimes!
"Barbie, you have Layla"
"Layla….I've always wondered…if you had to choose, who do you find more attractive….me or Brooke?"
"Hmmm….I've always preferred blondes, so it would have to be you….sorry Brooke"
Brooke put on her best 'you've hurt me' face, but reached over and squeezed Layla's hand and winked. John, watching the spectacle, started fanning his face.
"Damn…now this games' getting interesting…it's getting hot in here"
"Calm down John, we've got a long way to go yet! Um….Paul London, you're next"
Randy fished around for the next name, hoping that it was a good one.
"You'll get to question….oh man, this should be interesting…you got Ashley"
The room fell silent as Paul turned to face his ex-girlfriend, the break up was still fairly recent and nobody in the locker room really knew why it had happened.
"Ash"
"Paul"
"Okay, truthfully…who was better me or Matt?"
"What do you mean by 'better'?"
"Oh, I think you know Ash"
"That's not fair! You can't ask that! Can he?"
Randy shrugged his shoulders and nodded.
"No reason why not. Remember the only rule is that you must answer truthfully."
"Whatever I say, someone here is gonna get upset"
Matt piped up from the corner, smiling at his friend and ex.
"Just tell the truth Ashley, it's cool with me whatever you say. Don't feel bad…it was a dumbass question to ask…especially in front of the whole rosta!"
"Thanks Matt"
"Um…hello! Enough of the Matt & Ashley appreciation society please! Matt, you know damn well know that you want to know as much as I do…so just answer the question Ashley and let's move on"
"Gladly…you want an answer asshole? I choose Matt, every time! He's a better person than you, a better friend than you, he doesn't hold a grudge and just so you know…there was no contest between the pair of you in the bedroom….Matt knows just how to please a woman, he's not selfish in that area...in fact he's very giving…and there lies the difference 'Mister 7 minute wonder'!!"
"You bitch!"
"You asked Casanova….what? You were so sure I was going to say you; you thought it would make you look good in front of the ladies here? Please…your idea of foreplay is the walk to the bedroom! Moral of the story Paul…be careful what you ask an ex"
The whole locker room fell silent, the only sound the heaving of Ashley's chest as she struggled to calm herself, self appreciating prick, who the hell did he think he was? He had the nerve to ask her that…after cheating on her with that…that harlot in the corner!
"Ahh, my big brother's got the moves in the bedroom! Very giving huh? That's why it was always so noisy"
"Shut up Jeff, you're not helping"
"Just trying to lighten the mood….hey Matt?"
"What?"
"Wanna teach the rest of us guys some techniques? I've always wondered how to get Beth to repeat my name over and over and over…"
Matt's face burned, slapping his baby brother round the back of the head to shut him up, he urged Randy to continue.
"Okay….next. Good luck following that one! The next person up is..."
"Wait just a second there Randy, I've got something to say"
All eyes turned to the sound of Melina's voice, sitting forward; back straight she fixed her gaze on Ashley.
"You lady…you're just bitter. You had to put Paul down in front of all his colleagues, didn't you? Because he doesn't want you anymore… because you just can't stand the fact he wanted me over you!"
Turning to address the entire locker room, Melina strutted over to Paul and snuggled into his lap before kissing him passionately.
"Believe me guys…Paul knows just what he is doing in the bedroom….."
With that Ashley saw red, within seconds she was across the room and fists were flying. A strong pair of arms grabbed her from behind.
"Enough Ash, they're not worth it…come on, come sit with us"
