Clarobell: So, here is our first real chapter! A reminder people, pure crack ahead! Enjoy!!
Plushie: Bwaha, gotta love random ideas. :3
Behind The Scenes
The deck
The sun was high in the sky and still there was no sign of the crews return from their scavenging for food. All was silent as a light breeze rolled across the deck. That was until a certain railing decided she was tired of staying silent.
"Oi, Hull, can't you move a little so that I'm in the shade?" she whined. "It's hot out here, y'know, and my paint is cracking in all this sun!"
"Oh, stop your whining." The railing beside her snapped. "You're just bitchy because Roronoa-san didn't sleep against you today!"
"Well, it's not as if he slept against you either!" the first railing barked back, angrily. "Mind you, who would want to sleep against such a dirty railing like you? You've still got marks from when Usopp-san's chemicals exploded the other day!"
"What?! Roronoa-san would rather sleep against me than you any day!"
"Oi, you two," the mast interrupted, large structure groaning with the rocking of the ship. "Will you shut up? I'm trying to reach the sky."
"Oh, hush." The second railing muttered. "You know you don't grow, so you'll never touch the sky."
"You're just jealous because she's stronger than you." The floorboards spoke up, creaking laughter echoing along Merry's structure.
"You're one to talk, Planky." The first railing snorted. "All you're good for is walking on. You let people walk all over you all day!"
"Is that so?" the floorboards replied, smirk evident in their voice. "Then why did Roronoa-san sleep on me today?"
"Why you little--"
"Why the hell are you fighting over that lazy lump, anyway?" a barrel nearby the galley asked, sniffing indignantly. "Luffy-sama…" and she paused dramatically, sparkles shimmering around her curved wooden frame. "…sat on me today!"
"Ugh…" the mast groaned. "Not Luffy-sama again."
"Can't you talk about something else for a change?" the first railing whined. "We all love Luffy-sama, but this is just ridiculous!"
"Please stop fighting," the figurehead spoke up, softly. "The crew loves us all…"
"Says little miss prissy princess!" barked a railing nearby the figurehead. "Who gets to sit with Luffy-sama every day!"
All of the commotion had woken the decks nails that held the floorboards together, and well, they were pretty proud of that fact. In fact, it's all they ever spoke about.
"We hold the ship together… we hold the ship together… we hold the ship together…" they sang out jovially.
"Well, I don't ask him to, it's just, Luffy-sama can get a pretty good view from on top of me…"
"Oh, shut up figurehead, you know you like it."
"Don't be so cruel, railings." Floorboard reprimanded.
"We hold the ship together… we hold the ship together… we hold the ship together…"
"Shut your mouth, floorboard, I'll be as cruel as I damn well please."
"Is this because Roronoa-san slept with me today?"
"So what if it is??"
"Luffy-saaammmmaaaaa!!"
"Shut up, barrel!"
"I'm sorry," figurehead muttered. "I didn't mean to cause an argument…"
"It wasn't your fault, sweetheart." Mast comforted.
"We hold the ship together… we hold the ship together… we hold the ship together…"
"Will you little pinpricks shut up?!" the railings all roared, rattling angrily.
"H-Hey…!" a voice called timidly from the top of the mast. "C-Can someone g-get me down? I'm af-fraid of h-heights!"
"You ask every day," sighed the sails. "And the answer is still the same. No."
"Figure heeead!" Jolly Roger wailed, miserably. "Sails' is picking on me again!"
"Sails," Figurehead sighed, "Please try to control yourself."
"Luffy-saaammmmaaaa!" Barrel cried as she rolled across the deck.
"Deeeeckchachachacha!" the Deckchair laughed loudly, "Barrel, you haven't seen anything yet, why, that Luffy-sama is nothing! I see more of the ladies than any of you ever will!"
"I don't care." Zoro's weights snapped dejectedly from across the deck. "I don't want to see any of them. I'm fat, I'm heavy, I hate my life!"
"Oh boy," Mast muttered. "There she goes again. She's so emo…"
"Where the hell is Roronoa-san?! I'm only useful when he's around…"
"Oh? Like Roronoa-san's hands wrapped around you, eh?" Railing sneered, before sobbing dramatically. "I know I would… Roronoa-san...!"
"If I could move away from you," the weights spat. "I would."
"Here!" Boomed the hull, shifting with the splashing waves. "Allow me to help you!"
With a rather violent jerk, the ship rocked strongly, sending the emo weights stumbling to the middle of the deck. One weight, however, having been laid slightly afar from the group, carried on rolling and with a sickening crunch smashed into a several of the railings, sending them all crashing into the choppy waters below. The Merry gasped.
"Hull!" Cried the first railing, utterly horrified. "What have you done?!"
"I-I'm sorry!"
"I can… see the light…" came a faint muttering from the railings now floating away. "It's so peaceful… I'm free…" and then they were crushed by a passing shark.
"Eww."
"…"
"So," Mast drawled. "Do you guys think this metal wrapping makes me look fat?"
Clarobell: I don't know about you guys, but I feel like that barrel sometimes… reviews pleasums for fast updates!
Plushie: You mean you roll around obsessing about Luffy-sama? ... I'd rather be one of zoro's swords personally... the one he sticks in his mouth. :3 ... what?
