Chapter Two: The Unpleasant Morning

(Kat POV)

I woke up to two unpleasant things that morning. Snoring and searing pains in my chest, eyes, and wrists. But this wasn't "oh-it's-not-so-bad-so-I'll-just-brush-it-off". This was "HOLY-MOTHER-OF-JACK-SKELLINGTON-IM-GOING-TO-FRICKEN-CLAW-MY-EYES-OUT-CUT-OFF-MY-WRISTS-AND-TEAR-OUT-MY-HEART" kind of pain. So, like any logical person, I screamed.

"HOLY SHIT!" a boy's voice next to me shouted. I tried to get a glimpse of his face, but my vision was still hazy and my eyes still hurt like hell. He tore off his sleeping mask. His skin was as white as snow, his eyes were dark and unblinking, his hair was long and black, up to his shoulders, and he had a huge smile. But this wasn't your average smile. Oh no, he had carved that "smile" right into his face. Whoa. Total Jack Skellington\Joker wannabe. He's actually kind of cute. I almost forgot about my pain. Almost.

I heard another scream. This one sounded really familiar, though. "Alex… Is that… you?" I said through closed teeth.

Alex is my best friend. We've been friends since I moved to that goddamned town. "K-Kat?" Her voice was confused. I heard the boy groan. "Why the hell do they always end up in MY bed? At least they weren't guys…" He complained. We ignored him. The pain was starting to dull a little bit.

"Where are we, Kat?!" I guessed her pain hadn't numbed because she was yelling even though we were only one person apart.

"I don't know. Maybe this guy knows a thing or two. Hey, hey, Smile." I said, nudging the boy.

"What the hell do you want?" He asked "And it's Jeff, not Smile. Smile's my dog." He muttered.

"Alright, Joe-" I started.

"It's JEFF. Get it right." He growled. Oh, joy. And here's the headache… explosion in the back of my skull in three, two…

"Fine then. JEFF, you sick bastard. What the frick is wrong with you? Kidnapping fourteen-year-olds and making us sleep with you-" I started again.

"Ew, Kat." Only to be interrupted by Alex and her perverted comments.

"You're so wrong. Anyways, where the actual fuck are we?" I asked

"You" He paused to stretch and yawn a little" are currently in the Creepypasta mansion."

"…Creepypasta… I've heard of it somewhere…" I said, digging as deep into my memory as my headache would let me.

"Ha… creepy…PASTA! Like spaghetti and macaroni and shizz like that?" Alex grinned.

I sighed, face-palmed and winced from the pain of my headache. "No, you dork. Remember that website Charity told us about?" I asked, hoping it would ring a bell.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait. OH YEAH! The one with that one guy and that other guy and that kid and Slendy and that chick and that other guy, right?" She said brilliantly.

"…Uhh, sure…" I replied, sweat dropping. (AN: It's an Anime term for what one should do in an awkward situation)

"So, Jared-" I said ,turning to him.

"JEFF." He hissed.

"Riiiiight. You wanna show us around?" I said sarcastically.

"If it'll get you two to shut up, I'd do anything."

Hallo! Little author's note at the end~! LOL grumpy Jeff! Please Review and Favorite! Constructive Criticism is greatly needed and appreciated! Thanks, guys! INTERNET COOKEHS! *throws cookies everywhere*

PS. My birthday was on Thursday! X)