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Disclaimer: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY

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** 10:40 a.m. Platform 9 and ¾ **

Cristina: :: attempts to get up from the ground :: Owie… fucking idiots… can't see a person on the ground… come on Maite, let's go

Maite: Oky dae… Are you sure you can walk? There's nasty foot prints on your back…

Cristina: I'LL BE FINE!!

:: people stare O.o ::

:: Cristina and Maite make their way onto the train. They sit. They stare ::

Cristina: O.o

Maite: o.O

Cristina: O.o

Maite: o.O

Cristina: O.o

Maite: This is getting boring

Cristina: Ya, it is…

:: Two people rudely barge into their compartment ::

Person with Red Hair: HI I'M RON!!

Cristina: Fuck off

Person with Lightning Bolt Scar: I'm Harry Potter

Maite: Go away

Ron: Why are you swearing like that? We're just saying hi!

Cristina: Okay, so I guess I should praise you for rudely barging into OUR compartment without knocking or anything?

Harry: Actually… ya.

Maite: You weren't supposed to say that… you were supposed to say sorry

Ron: Oh, okay… :: ahem:: sorry

Maite: Good now go annoy the shit out of someone else…

Girl with Puffy Brown Hair: HAS ANYONE SEEN A TOAD?!

Maite: Ack! My ears! I'm melting! :: melts into a puddle on the seat ::

Cristina: O.o

Girl with Puffy Brown Hair: Oh, sorry, my name is Hermione. And you?

Cristina: Cristina

Puddle: Maite

Harry: Harry

Ron: Ron

Cristina: Want to sit down with us?

Hermione: Okay!

:: they all sit :: :: they stare ::

Hermione: What kind of wands did you guys get? I got a Unicorn hair one

Ron: I got a hand me down, who knows what kind it is

Harry: I got a wand with a Phoenix feather. What did you guys get?

Maite: We got these wands!! :: shows them beef jerky sticks ::

Cristina: Aren't they cool?!

Hermione: Are you playing a trick on us? Those aren't wands. There food!

Maite: You're just jealous that you don't have the kinds we have!

Cristina: Ya! We're special! :: Does a funky dance ::

Everyone in Compartment: O.o

Ron: You guys are gonna get in so much trouble…

Harry: Hey, we better change into our robes before we get to Hogwarts.

Hermione: good idea

:: They change ::

Ron: What the hell? You guys are wearing curtains!

Maite: Ya, so? What's with it with you? You're just jealous you don't have flower patterns like we do!

Cristina: :: does another funky dance ::

Hermione: You guys are dead meat…

Announcer Dude: We will be getting to Hogwarts in about… uh… 5 minutes

Cristina: Huh? He stopped my concentration of the all mighty funky dance! YOU BASTARD!!

Announcer Dude: Dur, I heard that. Wait till Dumbledore here's about this. Oh boy, here comes my daily heart attack… GAH! WAAAGGAAHH!! ………………….

Maite: O.o what was that about?

Cristina: I just called him a Bastard…

Announcer Dude: GAHHHHH!!

Cristina: Bastard…

Announcer Dud: GAHHHHH!!

Hermione: Stop that at once! Imagine the pain he's going through!

Cristina: :: tries to imagine :: Nope nothings going through my mind

:: Cristina's Mind ::

:: Spiders and pencils crawl around ::

Maite: Me neither

Hermione: Poor conductor guy…

Announcer Dude: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH LORD HELP ME!!!!!

Another Voice: We are arriving at Hogwarts please wait till…

Cristina: yes finally!!! :: Jumps out compartment window. Goes squish on the ground ::

Another Voice: we stop… really, these kids can't wait till the train stops…

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I'm really lazy, and sleepy, and I have to go to bed. Please review! Was it good or bad, funny or just plain stupid? Tell me!! 3 more reviews till I post the next chapter! Ja ne! ~* Senshi Nadeshiko *~