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Disclaimer: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY
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** 10:40 a.m. Platform 9 and ¾ **
Cristina: :: attempts to get up from the ground :: Owie… fucking idiots… can't see a person on the ground… come on Maite, let's go
Maite: Oky dae… Are you sure you can walk? There's nasty foot prints on your back…
Cristina: I'LL BE FINE!!
:: people stare O.o ::
:: Cristina and Maite make their way onto the train. They sit. They stare ::
Cristina: O.o
Maite: o.O
Cristina: O.o
Maite: o.O
Cristina: O.o
Maite: This is getting boring
Cristina: Ya, it is…
:: Two people rudely barge into their compartment ::
Person with Red Hair: HI I'M RON!!
Cristina: Fuck off
Person with Lightning Bolt Scar: I'm Harry Potter
Maite: Go away
Ron: Why are you swearing like that? We're just saying hi!
Cristina: Okay, so I guess I should praise you for rudely barging into OUR compartment without knocking or anything?
Harry: Actually… ya.
Maite: You weren't supposed to say that… you were supposed to say sorry
Ron: Oh, okay… :: ahem:: sorry
Maite: Good now go annoy the shit out of someone else…
Girl with Puffy Brown Hair: HAS ANYONE SEEN A TOAD?!
Maite: Ack! My ears! I'm melting! :: melts into a puddle on the seat ::
Cristina: O.o
Girl with Puffy Brown Hair: Oh, sorry, my name is Hermione. And you?
Cristina: Cristina
Puddle: Maite
Harry: Harry
Ron: Ron
Cristina: Want to sit down with us?
Hermione: Okay!
:: they all sit :: :: they stare ::
Hermione: What kind of wands did you guys get? I got a Unicorn hair one
Ron: I got a hand me down, who knows what kind it is
Harry: I got a wand with a Phoenix feather. What did you guys get?
Maite: We got these wands!! :: shows them beef jerky sticks ::
Cristina: Aren't they cool?!
Hermione: Are you playing a trick on us? Those aren't wands. There food!
Maite: You're just jealous that you don't have the kinds we have!
Cristina: Ya! We're special! :: Does a funky dance ::
Everyone in Compartment: O.o
Ron: You guys are gonna get in so much trouble…
Harry: Hey, we better change into our robes before we get to Hogwarts.
Hermione: good idea
:: They change ::
Ron: What the hell? You guys are wearing curtains!
Maite: Ya, so? What's with it with you? You're just jealous you don't have flower patterns like we do!
Cristina: :: does another funky dance ::
Hermione: You guys are dead meat…
Announcer Dude: We will be getting to Hogwarts in about… uh… 5 minutes
Cristina: Huh? He stopped my concentration of the all mighty funky dance! YOU BASTARD!!
Announcer Dude: Dur, I heard that. Wait till Dumbledore here's about this. Oh boy, here comes my daily heart attack… GAH! WAAAGGAAHH!! ………………….
Maite: O.o what was that about?
Cristina: I just called him a Bastard…
Announcer Dude: GAHHHHH!!
Cristina: Bastard…
Announcer Dud: GAHHHHH!!
Hermione: Stop that at once! Imagine the pain he's going through!
Cristina: :: tries to imagine :: Nope nothings going through my mind
:: Cristina's Mind ::
:: Spiders and pencils crawl around ::
Maite: Me neither
Hermione: Poor conductor guy…
Announcer Dude: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH LORD HELP ME!!!!!
Another Voice: We are arriving at Hogwarts please wait till…
Cristina: yes finally!!! :: Jumps out compartment window. Goes squish on the ground ::
Another Voice: we stop… really, these kids can't wait till the train stops…
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I'm really lazy, and sleepy, and I have to go to bed. Please review! Was it good or bad, funny or just plain stupid? Tell me!! 3 more reviews till I post the next chapter! Ja ne! ~* Senshi Nadeshiko *~
Disclaimer: ME NO OWN, YOU NO SUE, ME BE HAPPY
~*~*~*~
** 10:40 a.m. Platform 9 and ¾ **
Cristina: :: attempts to get up from the ground :: Owie… fucking idiots… can't see a person on the ground… come on Maite, let's go
Maite: Oky dae… Are you sure you can walk? There's nasty foot prints on your back…
Cristina: I'LL BE FINE!!
:: people stare O.o ::
:: Cristina and Maite make their way onto the train. They sit. They stare ::
Cristina: O.o
Maite: o.O
Cristina: O.o
Maite: o.O
Cristina: O.o
Maite: This is getting boring
Cristina: Ya, it is…
:: Two people rudely barge into their compartment ::
Person with Red Hair: HI I'M RON!!
Cristina: Fuck off
Person with Lightning Bolt Scar: I'm Harry Potter
Maite: Go away
Ron: Why are you swearing like that? We're just saying hi!
Cristina: Okay, so I guess I should praise you for rudely barging into OUR compartment without knocking or anything?
Harry: Actually… ya.
Maite: You weren't supposed to say that… you were supposed to say sorry
Ron: Oh, okay… :: ahem:: sorry
Maite: Good now go annoy the shit out of someone else…
Girl with Puffy Brown Hair: HAS ANYONE SEEN A TOAD?!
Maite: Ack! My ears! I'm melting! :: melts into a puddle on the seat ::
Cristina: O.o
Girl with Puffy Brown Hair: Oh, sorry, my name is Hermione. And you?
Cristina: Cristina
Puddle: Maite
Harry: Harry
Ron: Ron
Cristina: Want to sit down with us?
Hermione: Okay!
:: they all sit :: :: they stare ::
Hermione: What kind of wands did you guys get? I got a Unicorn hair one
Ron: I got a hand me down, who knows what kind it is
Harry: I got a wand with a Phoenix feather. What did you guys get?
Maite: We got these wands!! :: shows them beef jerky sticks ::
Cristina: Aren't they cool?!
Hermione: Are you playing a trick on us? Those aren't wands. There food!
Maite: You're just jealous that you don't have the kinds we have!
Cristina: Ya! We're special! :: Does a funky dance ::
Everyone in Compartment: O.o
Ron: You guys are gonna get in so much trouble…
Harry: Hey, we better change into our robes before we get to Hogwarts.
Hermione: good idea
:: They change ::
Ron: What the hell? You guys are wearing curtains!
Maite: Ya, so? What's with it with you? You're just jealous you don't have flower patterns like we do!
Cristina: :: does another funky dance ::
Hermione: You guys are dead meat…
Announcer Dude: We will be getting to Hogwarts in about… uh… 5 minutes
Cristina: Huh? He stopped my concentration of the all mighty funky dance! YOU BASTARD!!
Announcer Dude: Dur, I heard that. Wait till Dumbledore here's about this. Oh boy, here comes my daily heart attack… GAH! WAAAGGAAHH!! ………………….
Maite: O.o what was that about?
Cristina: I just called him a Bastard…
Announcer Dude: GAHHHHH!!
Cristina: Bastard…
Announcer Dud: GAHHHHH!!
Hermione: Stop that at once! Imagine the pain he's going through!
Cristina: :: tries to imagine :: Nope nothings going through my mind
:: Cristina's Mind ::
:: Spiders and pencils crawl around ::
Maite: Me neither
Hermione: Poor conductor guy…
Announcer Dude: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OH LORD HELP ME!!!!!
Another Voice: We are arriving at Hogwarts please wait till…
Cristina: yes finally!!! :: Jumps out compartment window. Goes squish on the ground ::
Another Voice: we stop… really, these kids can't wait till the train stops…
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I'm really lazy, and sleepy, and I have to go to bed. Please review! Was it good or bad, funny or just plain stupid? Tell me!! 3 more reviews till I post the next chapter! Ja ne! ~* Senshi Nadeshiko *~
