Naruto's pov
I am so sorry for not updating but I was busy and im not gonna lie I am very lazy and often suffer writers block. Thank you for all the alerts! Enjoy!
Naruto's pov
Okay I'm officially in hell, also known as homeroom. I don't know why my idiot uncle put me here!
What the hell was that! Oh my God! It's a pink monster with puke green eyes. Eww, that's gross!
I'm mean, I know that. And I'm sure everyone else said the same thing when they saw that thing she might call a fore head I mean it looks like you could have me stand on that thing and not fall off! I mean look at it!
Normal pov
The late bell rings and everyone in the room is talking except for three people and a lump in a desk (sorry shikamaru !).
One is a brunette with pale eyes. One is a redhead with a strange tattoo. Another looks like and emo with duck-ass hair. They all look like their having an I'm too angsty for my pants competition.
Then a head pops in through the door. A teacher with a scarf and a medical mask covering his eye walks up to the desk and says "Sorry class I ran into a black cat and before I had to retrace my steps I wanted to feed it but when I went to my apaterment I didn't have a can opener so I had to but one and when I went back to my apartment my house was trashed so I had to clean it. The pink blob screeched" Liar!" and then sat down to stare at the emo.
Naruto
What. The. Fuck!
Wow. Whoever gave this guy the right to teach children was high.
Man I miss kyuubi. I am feeling an urge to slap this teacher. And no I will not introduce myself I am mute so I'm gonna stare. "Uzumaki-kun will you please introduce yourself" Fuck you that is not a question and you know it.
Ring.
Haha take that! Wait, crap! I don't have a schedule where's my next class! Oh, well I'll just have to skip. I wonder if there's a library or a vent near here hmm.
Walking down the hall. There are blue lockers and more lockers and a pale snake raping a silver-haired harry potter. Oh that's just a teacher. Ew! Pedophile much. I mean I know I'm bordering gay to asexual but that is sick!
Well I think the snake just spot- did he just smirk at me?! Eww a pedo grin… please tell me I have pepper spray or mace! Please! Eww he walks forward I walk back! He then smiles and I prepare to attack. Hey that rhymed!
"Well what do we have here?"
"Um…. I was just leaving" ok just turn around and walk awa—
"No, please stay" Damn!
Normal pov
Orochimaru –sensei walks toward our favorite blond. He notices the blonds look of terror and caution and smirks.
He lowers his head towards the blond and……….
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Someone please give a title and I will try to update but I'm a freshman with honors classes so it's kinda hectic. Ja ne! .
