Chapter 1: Mystical Cheese in a bind
Barney had enjoyed his meal, oh he enjoyed it very well. But the meal had actually caused him a bit of mild cheese indigestion. So Barney got back into his ever so nice police car and decided to try and find a drug store to ease his pain. After a few minutes of driving around in a daze, Barney the cheese parked his car very carefully and entered the drug store of wonders.
Inside the owner of the store looked down upon the cheese and smiled. "Well now, what do we have here? You look like you don't feel that well my boy! What can I get you friend?" The cheese remarked, "blublublublblublub..." because pieces of cheese cannot talk, they can only grin. That just made the drug store person laugh, and well, the laugh made Barney very mad, very mad indeed. So, he took off his police cap and lept up onto the counter, staring intently at the man in the white apron. Then Barney the magical cheese began to beat the drug store owner with the police hat. "Well hey there son, that does not feel that great! I must give you something to calm your small self down. Here now, there we go, some morphine." This made Barney quite swimmy, but it also angered him some more. Barney tried his best to keep beating the drug store man with his newly acquired police hat, but it was not working! So Barney cried a little bit and left the drug store ...he would get revenge. After the cheese got his feeling back that is.
Barney laid in his police car, feeling all happy for himself. He laid there having dreams of other pieces of cheese in leopard underwear. He dreamt of his mother, and his father, whom had cultured him from the beginning. As all of these thoughts and lucid dreams continued throughout his mind, the cheese suddenly thought one thing. And that was the revenge that he would smite upon the damned drug store man.
The morphine WOULD would begin to fade away, the cheese grinned.
Barney had enjoyed his meal, oh he enjoyed it very well. But the meal had actually caused him a bit of mild cheese indigestion. So Barney got back into his ever so nice police car and decided to try and find a drug store to ease his pain. After a few minutes of driving around in a daze, Barney the cheese parked his car very carefully and entered the drug store of wonders.
Inside the owner of the store looked down upon the cheese and smiled. "Well now, what do we have here? You look like you don't feel that well my boy! What can I get you friend?" The cheese remarked, "blublublublblublub..." because pieces of cheese cannot talk, they can only grin. That just made the drug store person laugh, and well, the laugh made Barney very mad, very mad indeed. So, he took off his police cap and lept up onto the counter, staring intently at the man in the white apron. Then Barney the magical cheese began to beat the drug store owner with the police hat. "Well hey there son, that does not feel that great! I must give you something to calm your small self down. Here now, there we go, some morphine." This made Barney quite swimmy, but it also angered him some more. Barney tried his best to keep beating the drug store man with his newly acquired police hat, but it was not working! So Barney cried a little bit and left the drug store ...he would get revenge. After the cheese got his feeling back that is.
Barney laid in his police car, feeling all happy for himself. He laid there having dreams of other pieces of cheese in leopard underwear. He dreamt of his mother, and his father, whom had cultured him from the beginning. As all of these thoughts and lucid dreams continued throughout his mind, the cheese suddenly thought one thing. And that was the revenge that he would smite upon the damned drug store man.
The morphine WOULD would begin to fade away, the cheese grinned.
