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Sasuke: there is a slight Lemon in this Chappie

Chapter 2======================================

Time:/Date Record Data Log estimated time 0954 Hours May 29, 2356 front gate of Konoha Village.

Gate Keeper: Welcome back Reshin, Hekaru, and Hekatsu I'll take it that the mission was a success?

Shukinara now using Hekatsu's voice: Yes the mission was a complete success I have the documents right here. (pointing to the pack on his back)

Gate Keeper: Well in that case you better head right on back to where Lady Tsunade is she wants those papers pronto!

Shukinara still using Hekatsu's voice: I'll see that's it done.

Shukinara then goes and walks off into the konoha village to find somewhere where he can change into someone else so no one else thinks that he is Hekatsu. Shukinara then stumbles upon a spa house he decides that's the perfect place to change. Shukinara walks inside greeted by 3 beautiful Mesus's "Hello Big Boys" the three said in unison in which after they all started to unchange Shukinara in Shock and mortal fear in seeing how many hoe's there are in Konoha says "I'm just coming in to change I believe you three have the wrong guys". "Oh" said the three and then they told them "were sorry we mistook you people for another group the changing rooms that way". the women pointed to a door that lead into a bunch of rooms shukinara still wanting to get out of the awkward silence decided to walk there he and the clones then each wlaked into a different room and after that the 2 clones dissapeared while Shukinara Decided to get a normal look so he changed into a a bystander he saw earlier that day. After his serious of conzulsions twisting turning and snapping bones differentley until he looked the bystander he saw that morning as he was leaving he noticed how the women he saw earlier were all undressed and in a 6 way with 3 other guys. As Shukinara left the place he heard a mumbled "have a nice day" followed by a series of moans and groans. Shukinara now in fear says to himself "dirty rotten hoe's"!

A few hours have past and he finally gets to where his mission told him exactley to go it was an old run down hotel for travelers apparentley the man who runs the place knows someone who is supposed to give Shukinara The rest of the instructions to his mission. Shukinara walks inside the building and starts to travel up the stairs in front of him until he gets to an old lobby. A voice is heard in the distance.

Voice: Who is there state your buisness.

Shukinara: My name is Shukinara I come from the land hidden in the mountains!

Voice: ahh ok just press the button on the far right wall and follow the stairs all the way down Hataru sama will be waiting for you.

Shukinara heads down the spiraling staircase until he sees a strange cloaked fiure wearing an anbu mask. The figure was approximatley 5ft 4 he had the voice of Shukinara's older brother he has always hoped to surpass. The figure's cloak seemed to be surrounded by kunai's on strings.

Hataru: Shukinara from the land of the mountains is that you?

Shukinara: yes but I'm still pondering the fact of who you are?

Hataru: who I am is none of your concern your mission is what concerns you and that is all! (Hetaru said while showing him that all of his weapons in the room have been laced with chakra strings waiting to strike him down if he was not who he said he was)Heatru: Shukinara whats wrong your voice is different than how I heard it sounds.

Shukinara: nothing wrong with my voice you old fat bastard I just changed my appearance so I can get in undetected you understand!

Hetaru sensing a bit of hostility in the voice gripped his chakra strings ever harder states "just take your papers read them and go"!!!

Shukinara takes the paper and reads them the expressions that came upon his face while reading the paper were unable to be understood but one could preceive there was shock, horror, dismay, and disgust. Shukinara then states "I don't believe these are my papers"

Hetaru: what makes you say that?

Shukinara: easy it tells me I'm supposed to make some porn flick with some chick named Hinata? What the Fuck is up with that I never heard the name at all during the mission.

Hetaru now in great remorse: oh I'm greatley srry that's for some other fellow here in konoha he's named oturan?

Shukinara: I don't believe you can read give me that! Shukinara then snatches the paper and reads it over carefully. And then yells at the man "it says Naruto you dumbass"!

Hetaru now taking the paper says: oh so it does I guess I forgot to put my glasses on heh heh.

Shukinara: Just give me MY papers!

Hetaru hands Shukinara the right papers thsis time Shukinara sensing a hint of fear and then Blood lust states "my mission is clear I'll take care of it to the end!"

Hetaru: good and on your way out close the door it doesn't close on your own you know!!!

Shukinara leaves slamming the door while he come in he sees a Blonde Headed Shinobi waiting where he shut the door say "thanks Believe IT"! with that the Shinobi walks down the stairs to where Shukinara once was. In which after Shukinara watches this he notices that the door doesn't close and then he wonders to himself looking at the clock "how long was that door open"? with that he leaves and spends the night at a hotela where many of the guests found him "to hot to handle" in which after three anbu members had to help Shukinara Separate them from him.

Shukinara now in his room reviews his mission.

Shukinara you are to find these people and assasinate them as followed then follow the rest of the instructions.

spec ops officers 504, 516, and 522

Sakura Haruno

Shikamaru

Neji

4TH HOKAGE

After you have followed these instructions to its fullest find the sealed scroll and bring it back along with the 1st 2nd and 3rd hokages ARMOR. If anyone gets in your way eliminate them take no prisoners and please this time stay on task and don't get yourself a girl!

Shukinara read over these instructions again and again and again until he had a full schedule planned he decided to make the plan go like so since he already had a previous encounter with these people he knows who everyone is just about and who their squad leader and teammates are. When they go out for missions and when they generally arrive back. So after he reviewed what he had gone through in the past day and knew already what to check off.

spec ops officers 504, 516, and 522DONE

After seeing this Shukinara made a schedule in which went like this.

Monday: Assasinate Sakura Haruno

Tuesday: Get some ramen

Wednesday: Assasinate Genin Neji Hyuga

Thursday: get some more ramen and maybe a girlfriend who he can hang with and maybe sleep with for the night.

Friday: Assasinate Lord Hokage and try not to get in a figth with her. Afterwards take the sealed scroll with the 1st 2nd and 3rd Hokages armor then go back to the land Hidden in the mountains.

TBC

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