Disclaimer: My name is not Stephenie Meyer

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Prank 4 & 5Constantly comment on his accent and try to imitate his accent.

Carlisle was saying something to Jasper when I suddenly said, "Carlisle, why do you have a funny accent?"

He gave me an odd look. "Alice, I think that you should know by now. I have an accent because I'm from a foreign country."

I made an "O" out of my mouth. A few seconds of Carlisle talking to Jasper went on then. "Where are you from anyways?"

Carlisle sighed. "London, England, Alice. London, England."

I made another "O". Then: "Are you sure?"

"Alice," said Jasper. "I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation. Could you please stop, or leave or something?"

I grumbled, but got up and walked away.

A few hours later...

"'Ello, guvnor!"

"Alice, what are you doing?" Asked Carlisle.

"I'm trying to be like you, mate. 'Cus you're a right nice bloke."

Carlisle sighed. "I'm not even going to try."

I walked out of the room and thought, 'Yes! Mission accomplished!'

Edwards walked into the room and asked, "What mission?"

'You'll see,' I answered him in my thoughts and laughed evilly.