The First Day Alone
Pikachu: You know I would have won if I wasn't attacked by Hikaru
Kid: I am not changing your name end of story
Pikachu: End of my foot in your ass
Kid: That's it!
Pikachu: COME AT ME BRO
For once in his life he was glad he was at work alone. Pikachu didn't have to worry about some random pranks pulled on him by the others just a peaceful day with no customers. He sat behind the counter listening to some music on his ipod touch that he got for Christmas.
"Ahh, this is the good life" he said.
CRACK! SPLINTER! WHACK!
"WHAT THE HELL" yelled Pikachu
There standing in the remains of the door was Black Star too fucking much of a god to open a damn door like always. The past week alone he had cost Starbucks $571 in repairs. He was bleeding this place dry. And Pikachu didn't like that one bit.
"GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!" yelled Pikachu
"HOW DARE YOU THREATEN THE ALMIGHT BLACK ST-"
Pikachu jumped at Black Star before he could even finish his sentence. A giant dust cloud rose from where they were fighting. Pikachu was yelling about something involving how much money Black Star owes Starbucks and Black Star was yelling some narcissistic crap.
"Hey I'm back from vacay how is everything goi-AHH!" said Kid who was swept into the dust cloud. A few seconds later Kid was shot out of the dust cloud straight at the ceiling.
"THE HELL!" he yelled at Black Star and Pikachu, "Totsuka-no-Tsurug!"
His sword appeared in his hand as he uttered its name. He then yelled "SLASH OF HEAVENLY WINGS!" sending a giant air slice at Black Star and Pikachu knocking them both against the wall.
"What's happening here Pikachu?" asked Kid
"He broke our door!" yelled Pikachu
"So what?" asked Kid
Pikachu's eye twitched as Black Star laughed his ass off. Pikachu Grabbed his tomahawk, which he called Geronimo, from his belt and swung it at Black Star. Black Star dodged it and tried to attack Pikachu but ended up tripping on a rock that fell from the ceiling when Kid was knocked into the air. Pikachu grabbed Black Star by the collar of his shirt and dragged him behind the shop and threw him in a Dumpster.
Kid: So what do you think Pikachu good enough for you?
Pikachu: Yeah actually
Hikaru and Roxas: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
Pikachu: Its called epicness REVIEW
