Time for Malon's turn. (this cant be any worse than Ruto's method) take it away Malon
1) Wear a cute dress as a child.
2) Stand in the middle of town waiting for guys.
3) Have an obsession with his nonhuman companion.
4) Give him a nickname that makes him sound gay.
5) Make sure you stalk him so you can make him run errands for you.
6) Find a boy wearing a dress and make him climb vines while you wait at the bottom.
7) Have your only friend be a horse.
8) Hum the same song 24/7.
9) Giggle at random things he says.
10) Have your father propose for you.
11) Years later, let a creepy weirdo take over your home and workplace and stay there alone with him.
okay, so i was wrong. that was just as bad as Ruto's. my bad
