Really Really Really Really Short. This is meant to be funny.

"Dr. Hunt." Beckett started, moving toward Megan slowly. "Detective Beckett" Megan moved closer to Beckett. There was a slight pause, and then suddenly the tension broke and the women crashed their lips together in a frenzied kiss, fulfilling a passion as old lovers reuniting.

They had been kissing for a good 30 seconds or so, when they realized they needed air. They parted momentarily, and realized they were holding each other. They awkwardly stepped back, and then shook hands. In mid-shake, Castle walked back outside, and noticed something was up. He looked at Beckett, and then and Megan. Then back at Beckett, and back at Megan. "I…I" he stuttered out…Megan's lipstick was smeared over her face and Beckett's, and it was then Castle realized…

"I just came back here to ask Beckett a question…" He started, and then silently walked back in. "I'll be inside if you need me…"

The two women looked at each other, looked at Castle, who was now almost inside, and then looked back at each other. They shook hands, and hugged, Megan whispering into Beckett's ear: "My place. 8 o'clock. I'll text you the address". Beckett nodded and the two women parted. Megan stayed outside for a moment to check her lipstick. She looked into her small compact mirror, before blushing. Beckett was almost up the stairs, before she asked, "So I guess words were useless, huh?"

You shall have more to come. :]]] I'm not that evil.