(MY) ~10 ways to annoy Dimentio~

1. Talk in third person (Check!)

2. Ask him if you can barrow his clothes. If he asks why? And he will, trust me. Tell him you need a really stupid costume for a party, and you thought his would be perfect.

3. Stare at him (Don't blink just stare) when he asks why? Say nothing and walk away.

4. Ask him what the h#11 was the point of 256? Was it his fav number?

5. Ask him why Dimension D is green? (Why not purple and yellow it IS his dimension after all)

6. Yell "GRRREEEEN!" at random moments.

7. interrogate him with questions like "So how are your betrayal plans coming?" or "Did you die in SPM on purpose? Was that part of your plan?" or, "Any plans with Mimi tonight?" (heeheehee MWAHAHAHA)

8. Put glitter on his mask!

9. Spend a day handcuffed to the Count! (heehee)

10. Release fan girls (but make sure they've got shock collars on in case things get a little TOO crazy)

TWO: BARROW HIS CLOTHES!

Dimentio sighed as he floated down the hallway, 'Stupid authors. Like a mosquito they are annoying little pest.' he thought as he approached his door. Opening it he found the two authoress's in his room, Acro was throwing stuff around and Icefox was bouncing up and down on his bed wearing one of his ponchos.

"Oh," Icefox bounced up, "HI." Bounce, "Dimentio." Bounce. "We're." Bounce. "Going." Bounce, "Through." Bounce. "Your stuff." Bounce.

"UGh." He pinched the bridge of his mask's nose, (Uhh his nose?) "I can see that, like a pair of-" Acro raced over and covered his mouth, "No similes, like a smart ass student vs a dumb one I tell you non too politely SHUT UP!" He spat at her, "EWWWW, now I've got Dumm-I mean Dimmy D.N.A. all over my hand!" Acro shook her hand.

Icefox laughed plopping down on the bed. Dimentio returned his attention to the fact that- "You're wearing one of my ponchos?"

Icefox looked at him, "Uhh yeah." "She wouldn't wear one of O'chunks ponchos now would she?" Acro said falling on the floor and looking up at the jester. "One I didn't know O'chunks had a poncho, and two why are you wearing my clothes?"

Icefox and Acro shared a look, "you gonna tell him?" Icefox asked, "Nope. You can." "Uh no you can." Icefox said.

"And I said you can tell him." Acro hissed, "TELL ME WHAT?" Dimentio screamed. "Yo dude chill." Acro said standing up, "Its okay dude no one is going to read your diary."

"My what- no! I mean what did you want to tell me?" He said.

"Ohh that, ya see me and Acro," Icefox said getting up she pointed at Acro who smiled and waved, "Are going to a party." Dimentio shook his head, "And you felt the need to tell me why?"

"Well you see," Acro said walking over to his closet and also putting on a poncho, "We're suppose to dress up in a costume." "And…?" Dimentio asked, "And it has to be a stupid costume, and yours totally fits!"

Dimentio's eye twitched. "Why can't you go bother the Count? Why are you both stuck to me like magnets?"

"In answer to your first question, we don't bother the Count cause he's letting us stay here." Acro said placing a spare hat on her head, "And as for your second question, would you like it if we stuck to you like honey?" Icefox said.

"Just go." Dimentio sighed pointing at his door.

"Thanks Dimmy!" Icefox said running out, Acro picked up her shoes and ran out saying, "Later Dim!"

When they left he slammed his door shut and screamed.

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Not as long as the first one but oh well.

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