AN: MUWAHHAHA. I know I'm cruel for leaving you guys on a cliff hangy. Also if you don't have an account on fanfiction then please review as a guest because I'll still know if someone read my story. Plus I don't do recaps of the previous chapters. I hate when people do long intros and then write barely anything about the actual story so.

SPOILERS AHEAD! Unless you've watched almost all or all of the anime.

Disclaimer: If I did… NejiTen would be real. Naruto will realize Hinata's feelings for him earlier. Shikamaru and Temari would be dating in Shippuden. Sasuke and Itachi would be great brothers. Yahiko and Konon would confess their undying love for each other and get married. Dan and Tsunade would be married. Tsunade's brother would be alive…

I JUST WANT TO CLARIFY MY APPEARANCE. CUZ IT WILL BE USED TO DESCRIBE ME INSTEAD OF USING THE WORD TADA A LOT. Hair color: Brown, dark, wavy

Eyes: Dark Choco eyes

A LOT OF SWEARING!


Tenten almost chokes on her spit, "Are you trying to annoy me guys?" She crosses her legs and folds her arms.

Temari smiled as if this was completely normal, "Ask Neji yourself then."

Tenten was shocked. Inside her mouth was dangling open. 'Did she actually say that? Crap No way in hell am I embarrassing myself even if it is true.' The wavy haired brunette scowled, "Tada-chan ask Neji."

Tada wasn't bothered so, "Meh I'm too lazy, Sakura-chan ask Neji for me which is for Tenten."

'No way in hell am I moving my lazy butt.' "Ino-pig ask Neji for me which is for Tada which is for Tenten."

Ino shouted, "KIBA!" Kiba hurriedly ran towards Ino.

"Yes?" He asked dully knowing when it came to these girls you could never know what shit they would make you do or even wear.

Ino spoke admiring her nails to add dramatic effect, "Can you ask Neji for me for Sakura for Tada which is actually for Tenten."

Pregnant pause.

"But don't tell him that Tenten asked." Tada slaps her forehead.

Kiba looked so neutral. It was scary because he always showed some facial expression. "Sure whatever." Kiba walked so casually over to the boys. Tada hissed, "That's it I've cracked! What is wrong with everyone? This... is not a normal everyday event." Tada's hands making a bubble on the emphasis on this and it were to vaguely describe the event of Neji and Tenten marrying.

Kiba boringly spoke, "Hey Naruto can you ask Neji for me for Ino which is for –" Tenten was watching the whole commotion of who would ask Neji in their string of questions.

Tenten shouted, "FINE I'LL ASK MYSELF. Sheesh you guys are so lazy." Sakura, Tada, Ino and Kiba all glared at her with a death aura around them.

Tenten shouted again, "NEJI! COME HERE FOR A SECOND!"


Neji replies before moving, "Hn, coming." He walked quickly over to Tenten and asked in an irritated voice, "What are you trying to do, blow our eardrums?"

Tenten smiles and stares softly to the ground with a tint of pink on her cheek. "Ehh hehe," She scratched the back of her head, "No..."

Neji sighed, "What do you want?"

Tenten's eyes widen a bit and realized what she had to ask, 'Fuck I so forgot about the wedding. Oh Kami, stop torturing me.'

"I'm waiting."

Tenten holds her hand up to signal, "Wait here for a second." Motioning to the fridge to get a post-it and pen she started to write a message. When finished she held the post-it in one hand while the other tried to help her put her sneakers on. She folded the paper up four times and yelled out to the others to get ready. Tada complained, "But this is my house! And If I leave it the chicken ass will find a way to make it smaller!"

Naruto buts into the conversation, "I'll take care of it for you and if he does do something. I'll make his house smaller!"

Sasuke just said, "Hn, I don't go that low."

Tenten speaks really quickly and loudly, very loudly so she can get out before Neji reads it. "Sakura, Ino, Temari, Hinata and Tada if you don't follow me right this instant I'm going to be the one who kills you in your sleep not Sakura, except I won't kill Hinata!" All the girls left leaving the boys dumbfounded.

The crickets indicated that it was night time by making their usual 'ringy voices'. Silence filled the room not long after the trail of footsteps that left the house. Neji picked up the piece of paper his sparring partner left on the cold surface of Tada's house. Neji read the paper inside his genius brain because Tenten asked him to read it not others to listen and make fun of him, especially that Uchiha. 'Hn, what does this say…?'

Neji… I wanted to ask this cause the girls were bothering. So is it true…? The whole wedding thing? I mean not that I don't believe them but… I mean you never show any affection and stuff so I was wondering why you want to marry me all of a sudden.

"Will you guys shut up?" Tenten hissed, "He's obviously still reading." They all were looking outside the window to receive Neji's answer and then leave to have some quality girl time at the park, where it was dark and lonely except for the lanterns that lit there for decoration and safety. That's just how they liked it.

Neji shook his head. 'Tch, I was supposed to tell her about it and look at her grammar. How is she supposed to make our kids be in the top of the class?' He walked close to the window to make sure she could hear him clearly. He cleared his throat and smirked, "Aa." Neji's not that stupid he knew her intentions would be something like this. After all they knew each other since the academy days.

"Tenten if he catches you spying then we'll be doomed!" Tada told her off. "Not that he doesn't know we're here but if you want to be embarrassed then go ahead. So if he's looking at you from the window and don't, I repeat don't make any eye contact."

"He knows?!" Ignoring the last sentence her friend said she fell to the ground unconscious. CLING. Identical black metallic bobby pins fell out. Her two buns placed on her head opened letting her hair cover the ground with her brown locks. Somehow they hastily picked her up making sure Neji didn't catch a glance.


They all arrived at the park. The lowly black swings were covered in dust. The grass was dark making it beautifully blend in with the sky. The lanterns struck light in the area of the park blazingly creating the metal to sparkle under its gaze throughout. There was a lake nearby flowing, replicating the moon and the stars in the deep blue sky above their heads.

Tenten woke up from her unconsciousness, her voice dripping in venom, "I can't believe he smirked!"

"We get it." Tada patted her head in agreement while the others nodded.

Tenten was confused and amused, "You do?"

"Of course!" Tada exclaimed happily. Everyone remained silent gesturing her to continue. "He stole your heart. I totally understand." Trying to keep her laugh in but failed because the other three just burst out in a fit of giggles and laughter, holding their sides which made them laugh harder recalling of what Tada just said.

Tenten replied quietly, "Hai…" Which made them kick their legs into the air laughing so loud the whole neighborhood might get pissed at them. Except Hinata she was giggling like a madman. Whoops sorry a madwoman.

Then realization shook Tenten…, "Wait… NO! SHUT UP WOMAN! Geez." Their breath was running out so they stopped; taking a deep breath of fresh, cool air.

Tada muttered, "She's one to recover from a temper quickly. I think Sakura and Ino should learn something from her."

They both spoke in unison, "We have!"

"Other than falling in love with emotionless ice cubes, I don't see anything else you two have picked up from her."

"Wait I don't like and ice cube." Ino answered dazed.

"We'll see about that." Tada smirked.

"What is it with everyone smirking today?!" Sakura asked annoyed.

Hinata pulled out flash cards, pencils and a note pad outside of her purse. All of them sitting on the dark green grass in a meditating style, coughing a bit she spoke, "Ok so Tada and I have decided that we will play a questionnaire including your love lives. We ask you several of questions to which you have to answer individually and aloud. We will gather your answers and find your soulmate."

"What if it's someone we don't like?" Temari asked.

"Then we were joking." Tada chuckled and Hinata giggled. This caused the girls to go allow several expressions make way to their face making them very comical.

(AN: Since I'm not creative and unique these questions are based off something I don't own which happens to be the disclaimer. So don't flame please x3)

"Anyways first question, you are living in a ninja world where there are five elements you can use as ninjutsu. Just to clarify it is not martial arts. In the ninja world ninjutsu was when you used your hands to make hand seals to create special techniques from five elements, as I said earlier. This is also known as chakra nature. The five elements are fire, water, wind, earth and lightning. Sakura you will answer these and I will proceed to ask these questions again to the rest of you," Tada finished smiling at everyone with them looking like they were half asleep.

"Oh and once I explain the questions to Sakura I won't repeat the whole back story just ask the question. Now Sakura tell what you're chakra signature would be and would your dream guys be. Another thing I wanted to point out is that someone can have more than one chakra signature but three is the maximum," Dark brown eyes searched to find the pink haired teenager sitting across her, silently asking if she was ready for answering the question.

"My answer is, my chakra signature would be Earth and I don't why but my soulmate or whatever would have fire and lightning." Sakura scratched the back of her head.

"Just like I suspected. Hehe. The questions ahead will either be asked again differently for each person." Tada rubbed her hands together and an evil smirk across her face.

"Next question! Would you rather be attempted to be killed by your lover twice but fail or almost get killed by weird alien person that's half black and half white." (AN: review if you know who this character is!)

Sakura pondered with her finger on her chin, looking up to the cloudy sky where the moon is covered by thick and fluffy pillows, "I would rather be attempted to be killed by my lover twice who failed."

"Knew it." Dark chocolate eyes glimmered with wicked written inside.

"Name an animal tha t –" Hinata giggles with droplets forming in her eyes, "represents you lover's hairstyle." Tada glares at Hinata to shut up otherwise Sakura will find out.

"Chicken ass." Sakura said too quickly. "What type of questions are these?"

"You'll find out." Tada chuckled.

Sakura shifted back a bit, "I don't think I want."

Dark chocolate pupils rolled, "Stop being dramatic. Lions or twins?"

"Wtf… Weirdo… Lions."

"Arigato Sakura-chan!" Tada stuck her tongue out just before Sakura could respond.

She growled slightly, "Stop butting in my face! I get it no-one will kiss you guys because they're not as evil as him. NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE!" Her face was red from anger and she was gasping gently for air. Everyone was looking at Sakura stunned.

"Seriously you're depressing over that piece of shit? Gosh. Now let me finish this mini questionnaire. Then I might scold him." Tada rubbed her temples with her cold hands to relieve the pain that shot threw her forehead. Opening her mouth to speaking the next few words in a fake sweet voice, "Inooooooo! You've been the innocent one, the whole time."

"W-what?!" Ino gulps, "Uh… Go ahead."

"Your chakra nature and your lover's?"

"Earth and Water and the lover's would be Fire, Water and Earth."

"Artistic men or seductive men?" Tada asked grinning like the Cheshire cat. Ino went beet red and twiddled her fingers like Hinata. "I guess I would be the seductive one so an artistic man." Ino chuckled.

"If you were stuck in a weird dream where the opposite of what you wanted to occur in the ninja world, what would it be?

"Eh... Two boys fighting over me!" Ino said dreaming happily. Cough fangirl cough. "Sasuke and … I don't know." She said confused.

"Arigato, I'm done. Are you getting all of this Hinata?"

Hinata laughed silently and nodded her head, "Yes." The other four raise their eyebrows.

Tada puts a hand on her chin and looks up to the starry night, "Time to torture someone else! Hmmm... Tenten or Temari...?" The tanned slender finger points back and forward. Both of them cross their fingers and close their eyes shut, whispering, "Please not me, please not me, please not me Kami." Tada reduced the speed of her finger. She pointed and laughed, "Temari!"

Tenten sighed in relief, "Nanana boo boo!" Leveling her thumbs on the side of her head and stuck her tongue out. A moment or two later realizing her mistake she shot a glance at Sakura who had a vein popping through her head. She chuckled nervously putting her hands in front of her for defense before Sakura turned her head over to her direction and glared. Tada sighed, "WILL YOU JUST GET. OVER IT."

"Okay anyways your chakra and your lover's?"

"Mine would be Wind and his would be Fire and Earth."

"Pineapples or Tomatoes." She snickered. 'I got you cornered.'

"I hate tomatoes so pineapples."

"Would you expect a regular on knee proposal?"

"No."

"Would you rather have your lover have the same star sign as you, Virgo or any other one and if so what would it be?"

"Nah… I'd rather have Virgo because their amazing." Temari grinned. Tada held her hand out in front of Temari. SLAP. "I know right. I'm a Virgo too. So is Kakashi-sensei and Nagato-san. I have the same birthday as him!"

"We're powerful than the other star signs too." Temari smirked. (AN: True fact. HA! Review if you're a Virgo too! Aug. 23– Sept. 22)

"Anyways, it's Tenten-chan's turn!" Tada beamed slyly.

Tenten smiled nervously and gulps, "Y-yes?"

"Answer the first question."

"Mine would be… I don't… I don't think I would have a chakra nature for the ninjutsu's –"

"But you have to have a chakra nature!" Sakura said bewildered.

"No you don't. It's her decision. Now continue."

"And my lover would have Fire, Earth and Water. I really love those elements and couldn't choose." Tenten stared dully into Tada's eyes, 'Uh huh, sureeeee. That's why.' Tada rolled her eyes in exasperation.

"Forehead 'tattoo' or wrist tattoo?" The first tattoo is there since they were born and it's not really a tattoo but I just called it that and the second one is an actual tattoo," Bending her index finger and middle on both hands quoting tattoo.(AN: Idk is he had it since he was born but he got when he was 6 or so. Just pretend he got it ever since he was born and if he did get it when he was born then meh.)

"Forehead tattoo."

"Would you rather have your lover have I-can-control-what-you-see eyes or I-can-look-through-anything eyes?"

"Second one."

"Last one. HN or hn."

"The difference is…?" Tenten asked dazed furrowing her eyebrows.

"The first on is capitals and the second one isn't."

"First one," staring to her left trying to cover her flushed cheeks. Tada notices and takes her camera out and took a picture. "Got the results, Hinata-chan?"

"Okay so the test has revealed its answers and your lover is the person you already like."

"NANI?!" Sakura and Ino almost yelled knowing they would wake up the neighbors soon and Temari's mouth was dangling open dumbstruck in shock.

Tenten shrug her shoulders, "I knew all along."

This time they all asked all most to die with their mind being blown too many times, "You knew?!"

"Yup," Tenten grinned this time sticking her tongue out and put thumbs on the side of her forehead and moves them back and forth, teasingly humming.

"THAT'S IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH. TADA GO KICK SASUKE'S BUTT RIGHT NOW EVEN BETTER HIS HANDSOME FAC –" Sakura stopped and realized what she said about Sasuke and blushed suddenly reddening by the second. Tada sighed, if she had actually let Sasuke kiss her she would still be ranting about this so it was a lose-lose situation.

"When we go back."

"Gomen Sakura-chan," Tenten scratched her head.

"It's okay. It's that bastard I wanna ki– " Sakura reassured her before Ino interrupted,

"KISS!"

"NADA! SHUT YOUR MOUTH INO-PIG YOU WOULD DO THE SAME TO SAI!" Sakura snarled.

Ino retorted, "WHAT! STOP LYING, WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE DREAMS ABOUT BEING ALL FLUFFY WITH SASUKE!"

"Will you both of you just shut up." Temari growled.

Sakura and Ino both shouted at her simultaneously, "YOU shut up!"

Temari sighed, "I'm not the one going on and on and on about boys."

Sakura replied with annoyance, "I bet you were thinking about it too!"

Temari quirked an eyebrow curiously, "About what exactly?"

Ino sneered with excitement of making Temari embarrassed, "You and Shikamaru all cuddling up and –"

"What the fuck is wrong with you two," Temari shakes her head in disappointment. "I can't believe you two would interrupt Hinata-chan like that. Tch tch." They were both wide eyed as they apologized to Hinata; bowing down their head in respect and putting their hands clutched together, "GOMEN, GOMEN, AND GOMEN AGAIN HINATA-CHAN."

"I wasn't really talking but I was going to say the results just to make sure," Hinata calmed.

"Temari and Shikamaru."

"Sakura and Sasuke."

"Ino and Sai."

"Tenten and Neji."

"Let's go back and relax! Arigato Hinata-chan. Now just have fun!" Tada exclaimed and winked.

Hinata blushed furiously, "No problem. Plus I'm going to Ichiraku's for a date with Naruto. Good luck girls."

"Ne, you know it will happen sooner or later." Tada beamed innocently.

"T-tada-chan!" Hinata scolded in her soft, quiet voice turning beet red.

Tada chuckled, "I was just joking, no need to get worked up."

"Ja." Hinata muttered and smiled as she brushed past the girls for her date.


"We're ba –!" Sakura yelled happily as she entered the house, taking her shoes off before stopping between mid-sentence.

Temari casually spoke, "Tada?"

"Mhm?" She replied.

"Kick his ugly face now before she explodes." Temari pointed at Sakura. On the TV screen you could see a slideshow of random people all sticking their tongues out… without someone kissing them.

"Who... Oh... Eh sure...Omg Sakura look at that hot guy!"

"What are you doing? Kick his face!" Sakura sneered almost grabbing a frying fan to kill him herself.

"Just say omg he's so cute and blah blah." Tada sighed rubbing her temples, hoping for the best of the rest of the night. Sakura had an evil glint in her eye before speaking, 'Payback.'

"I know right! He's so adorable. I met him a few weeks ago. We chatted and stuff and became close. He said he loved me and I was so happy because I did too. He was gonna propose but I was like too early and he said I totally understand but when the time's right you can come and marry me."

"I met this cute guy a day before I came here and stuff he said when we finish college we're going to be together, marry and live on the other side of the world. Okay not literally. But it was romantic. He took me to the ice rink and we kissed." Temari grinned.

"That's so cute." Tada smiled. (AN: I know cute means kawaii but it just didn't fit or otherwise it would be weird.)

"I bet I can top you." Tenten smirked.

Tada hissed, "You can't make up a story Neji will get pissed and might call off the marriage."

"Nah! He'll just work harder to get my attention." She said smirking, "Anyways I met this guy in the Sand village too when I was staying there for a few days. I met this cute guy, I almost died of fluffiness. So he showed me a tour of the Sand village and I stayed with him in his house. And once we were playing hide and sneak," She glances at Sakura, "I was sticking my tongue out," Once again glancing at Sakura to see her reaction and he kissed me." Tenten finished when she accidently snorted and burst into laughter. Sakura laughed with her grabbing herself where her ribs were placed to ease the pain when she used her and Sasuke's incident.

"My turn," Sakura's rival and best friend spoke making a fish face afterwards, "I was working in the Yamanaka flower shop that I ran. This guy walked in that I met a few days before Valentines at late night when I go to the lake –"

Sakura quirks an eyebrow, "You go to the lake?"

Ino huffed, "Shut up and anyways he asked for a flower that meant many love emotions," Ino goes and lists them off, "He asks for a bouquet I ask who's the lucky lady and he's like someone very special. I met her a few days ago. We chatted a while before he left. Valentines was the next day and he gave me the bouquet flowers he bought the day before."

Tada was amused, "How'd you come up with these and not copy each other?"

"We don't know." Sakura thought for a moment before speaking again, "It's kind of creepy actually."

The guys walked in looking kind of pissed. Especially Neji.

"You guys might want to calm them down?" Tada suggested.

"No way. We always try to get their attention not in a fangirl way but... It pisses me off Neji wants to marry me but doesn't show a single bit of affection."

"Maybe he doesn't like showing it in public?" Tada assured.

"What about when we meditate? Then what, the whole world is watching us?" Tenten replied angrily.

"Boys are jerks except Naruto. He actually says I love you braver than anyone else." Tada smiled happily thinking of her brotherly love that Sakura, her and Naruto shared.

"I bet Hinata is having a great time." Sakura sighed.

"Hn. I'll drop you home." He didn't even ask. He demanded her. Like every bloodline Uchiha.

"Sa-Sasuke-kun?" Sakura glanced around the room. He had already left. 'What an arrogant idiot.'


Sasuke waited outside the garden gates, admiring the house he was in minutes before. Thought he would never admit it. He was about to leave when Sakura called out to him, "Sasuke-kun! Wait!"

"Hn." He stood up and left knowing she would catch up. She quickened her pace and muttered under her breath, "Bastard." Sasuke looked at Sakura with his left eyebrow raised and his pale thin lips curved upwards showing he was amused by his nickname. "Could you repeat that again Sakura?" He chuckled when she let out a squeak.

"I could tell you my other nicknames of you." Sakura grinned at him slyly.

"Oh and what would that be?" Sasuke asked slightly interested.

"Well there is bastard, ass, asshole, smartass, smirkass, dumbass, badass...," She looked away with embarrassment averting his gaze.

"Dickhead, shit, shitass, son of a bitch. I'm done." Sakura walked a bit faster signaling him to walk faster too. He wasn't even the slightest bit torn but he that didn't mean he wasn't going to irritate her.

"Then what other words would you use to swear when you get pissed off as usual?" Watching her from the corner of his eye, waiting for her reply.

"Ehhh…" 'Crap I never really thought of that…'

"Um… Fuck... bitch… whore, slut, holy shit, bloody…?"

"You swear a lot, don't you?" He smirked.

"B-b-but… y-you jus-just told me too!"

"Hn."

"You SOB I'll kill you."

"It still counts if it's an abbreviation."

"Fine then you bastard then you'll have to catch me with your amazing speed, Sasuke-kun." She rolled her eyes when mentioning how Uchiha's were known for their ability to do better than the normal human could and with that being said she sprinted ahead leaving the chicken ass haired teenager by himself.

"Tch, how annoying." Sasuke muttered. He raced to find Sakura throughout the village of Konoha.