A/N: I have no life. Enjoy my delusional writing.

Also I don't own iCarly. But I'm sure we all knew that.

Sam clicked on the first song and the music began to flow through her headphones.

"I don't know if I'm gonna change,

Wasting time and another day.

I keep running away,

Even from the good things."

Sam's eyebrows furrowed. She had this song, and she frowned. 'Why is this song on a playlist for Carly?'

Sam shook her head and hit the next button, the song started with the quiet plucking of guitar chords.

"My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you.

I've been running round in circles in my mind.

And it always seems that I'm following you, girl,

Cause you take me to the places,

That alone I'd never find."

Sam nodded her head along with the music and her smile faded. This song fit more with Carly. It made her slightly sick. "Ugh," she said before she hit forward again.

"Would you look at her?

She looks at me.

She's got me thinking about her constantly,

But she don't know how I feel.

And as she carries on without a doubt,

I wonder if she's figured out,

I'm crazy for this girl."

Sam glanced down at the screen of the PearPod. 'I'm sure Carly knows about Freddie's feelings.' She clicked the wheel again. The next song slowly faded in.

"All I wanna do is touch you.

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna touch you,

You wanna touch me too.

Everyday but I all I have is time,

Our love's the perfect crime."

Sam almost snorted. What a guy song. She continued to laugh. 'It's good to know Freddie is still a guy underneath all the nerd.' She moved on to the next song.

"Hey hey little razorblade.

Girl you're so, so serious.

You're only pretty when you walk away,

And you act oblivious.

But don't call it a crush, don't call it a crush baby,

You know I love you too much,

To be crushed like that."

Sam scratched her arm absentmindedly. 'To be crushed that way, but Freddie get's turned down all the time.' She stared down at the PearPod before scrolling to the next song. A strong drum machine beat started off the next song.

"I kinda wanna be more than friends,

So take it easy on me.

I wanna run and hide,

I do it every time.

You're killin' me now,

And I won't be denied by you,

The animal inside of you.

What are you waitin' for?

Say goodbye to my heart tonight."

Sam sighed, 'Maybe it really isn't for Carly, She's too nice to fit a lot of these songs. But...then who would it be for?' While thinking, Sam played the next song on the list.

"She has a way of turning sunshine into rain.

I got on that shirt she hates,

I just know that face she'll make,

Even though it hurts, she's my favorite pain.

She'll pick a fight for no good reason,

She knows I'll never leave,

I love her half to death but, she's killing me."

Sam shook her head with every girl that came to mind, they couldn't be it. The lyrics left her puzzled as to who it could be. "What the Chiz?" She dropped her head into her hands. 'I don't want to get hopeful,' she thought as she clicked on the final song in the playlist. 'It could never happen.' The last song started with loud guitar and strong lyrics.

"I'm in love with a girl I hate,

She enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me.

She's a lady,

And ladies shouldn't be messed with."

Sam dropped the PearPod onto the floor of the bus. "No, no it can't be." She sprawled out into the seat. Her mind raced through possibilities. Freddie didn't hate anyone except her. Sam took a deep breath before picking up Freddie's MP3 player and she made her way back to the Shay's apartment.


Sam quickly ran up to the door at Carly's apartment before, violently, letting herself in.

"Carls?" She yelled upstairs. "I need you!" She sprinted over to the computer by the kitchen and quickly plugged in her player.

Carly flounced down the stairs. "Hey Sam, I thought you left?" She looked over at the door.

Sam nodded. "I did but, I'm having a little bit of a crisis here."

Carly hurried over. "What, what is it? You didn't steal from that hobo again did you?"

She peered over at her best friend. "No I did not. He had no good food today. Regardless, it has to deal with Freddie."

The brunette looked confused. "Freddie? What do you mean?"

The blond dug out the PearPod from her pocket. "This," she said with a shaky breath, "I-I think he likes me."

"What!" Carly grabbed the player. "What makes you say that?"

She snatched the player back. "Because of this," she handed Carly an ear bud and clicked on a few of the songs. "Can you think of anyone Freddie hates but me?"

Carly bit her lip. "No, b-but liking you? You two fight all the time!" She placed her hand on her head. "Oh, I'm so confused." She looked over to tomboy. "Well what are you going to do?"

Sam glanced over at the door before unplugging her partially charged PearPod. "I'm going to do this," She handed over her own beat up device and played one of her own playlists.


Carly screamed. "You like him too?" She paced the living room. "Why didn't you tell me?"

Sam plugged her player back into its charger and watched Carly freak out. "Look no offense Carls, but you would have told Freddie." She played with the ends of her hair. "And I just wasn't ready for that yet." She looked up at her closest friend again. "Do you think I should do it?"

Carly came over and hugged Sam. "Of course you should! Do it now, and return his property to him while you're at it."

Sam frowned. "But his PearPod is so much nicer, and I wanna play the games on it." She clutched the device to her chest.

Carly raised her eyebrow. "Sam, go return it, and go follow through with your plan."

Sam glared at her. "Fine." She hopped off her stool and walked out the door while sticking her tongue out childishly at the brunette.

Gah, one more part. Whee. Can you name any of the songs?