"Ash, grab that paintbrush right there."

"Which one?"

"That one."

"Which one?"

"The one that is now adhered to the back of your shorts."

"Oh, that one. Heh. Here ya go."

"Thank you."

Silence.

Silence.

Silence.

SQUISH.

"You did it again, didn't you?"

"Yeah…"

"Watch where you sit."

"Right."

Silence.

Silence.

Silence.

SQUEAK.

"What was that?"

Ashley points to her throat, with a panicked look on her face.

"What, Ashley? What's wrong now?"

"I think…"

"Yeah?"

"I think…"

"What?"

"I think…"

"Spit it out already!"

"I think I just swallowed A BUG!"

Silence.

SQUISH.

"Okay, give me the paintbrushes."

~END~