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So sorry for not posting anything to this story in ages. I've taken a break from this one due to lack of creative ideas for things to happen. Feel free to leave reviews about what you'd like to see happen by the way, if you please! Anyways, thank you for staying interested in the story! I hope you enjoy! If you aren't comfortable with cursing, please, do not read. All words are bleeped out with stars instead of the real letters, but this does contain cursing. Warnings will be given here in the disclaimer prior to each chapter with cursing!

Home is Where the Teammates Hate Each Other

Pein's POV

We arrived at the base in a haste, mostly because Kakuzu would not leave me alone about it. I cannot stand being rushed, but for once, I was grateful. It meant I could get rid of them sooner for them to explore the house.

Thank goodness.

"Is this it?" Konan asked me, a little skeptical.

Admittedly, the house did not look as good as I had described it. It seemed a bit more cramped.

"This is seriously just a f***ing house," Hidan complained. "You gave us a f***ing house yet you described a mansion."

"Get over it and get inside," I commanded.

"Yes, master," Deidara mocked me, marching inside.

"Why did we ever let Deidara in?" I asked myself.

Konan laughed. "You forced him in because of his skill with explosives."

"And you see where that skill led us."

"Homeless," Sasori piped up.

"Inside, puppet boy," I ordered.

Sasori nodded and walked in front of us into the new home.

"Welcome to your new home," I said, letting them settle down.

"At least it's furnished, un," Deidara murmured.

"We wouldn't need furnishings if you hadn't blown our base up," I responded.

"Who are we going to be f***ing sharing rooms with?" Hidan asked.

"Yeah," Deidara added.

"Zetsu, you will have your own room-," I began.

"Why does he get his own f***ing room?!" Hidan shouted.

"Because he eats people. Get over it, Hidan."

"Who else will be sharing, yeah?" Deidara asked, prodding for more information.

"Itachi and Kisame, you two will be sharing. Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi will be sharing. Hidan and Kakuzu will be sharing. Konan and I will be sharing."

"Why do we have to share with them?!" Deidara, Kakuzu, and Hidan shouted.

"If you keep it up, you three will be sharing a room instead," I threatened.

They fell silent.

Angry, but silent.

"Now, please, go be useful and explore the house. Everyone but Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi, go pick your rooms. Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi, go find your room. It has three beds instead of two. Zetsu, go find your room. It has one bed," I said. "One door is locked. It is my room. Break the lock, and I break your neck."

With that, they set off.