This one-shot focuses on the meme, "Yer a wizard, Frodo. Use the Force." We're crossing with "Star Wars" this time. :) Enjoy. :)
Thanks goes to Adeleidhis for helping me with ideas for this chapter. :)
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Frodo stepped out of the carriage. To his surprise, there was a skeletal horse guiding the carriage. Literally. He jumped upon seeing it, watching it lick him, before taking off into the woods. He looked back, stunned to see Harry, Ron, and Hermione leave their carriage untrampled. He didn't like nearly being trampled on by the second horse.
"Hey! Watch it!" Frodo shouted in fury. He growled, hoping the ruthless carriages wouldn't return. He turned to the three friends, asking them, "So, where is Hogwarts?"
"It's this way!" Hermione said, leading the way.
"Is she always this bossy?" Frodo asked Ron, curious.
"You should see her around food!" Ron said, shaking his head. "She doesn't want me to eat three courses in one meal!"
"I heard that!" Hermione said, gesturing them forward. "Come on."
"You're going to love it here! There's spells, enchantments, the Force—" Ron was slugged by Harry.
"Don't tell him that!" Harry whispered loudly, too loud in fact.
"Um… what are you two talking about?" Frodo asked, curious.
"Oh, never mind. Just come along!" Hermione shouted from a near distance away. Frodo sighed, regretting his decision to come to this school… if it was a school.
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Nope. His instincts served him right! They were at a school, which happened to be inside a castle. There were so many students here and there, as well as people wearing robes in different shades. Hmm. This school seemed friendly enough… that is until he was stopped by a dark robed man, who blocked his path.
"Hey, watch it! Oh, I'm sorry. I should have looked," the dark robed man said, helping him out.
"No. That's fine! Who are you?" Frodo asked the man, curious.
"Well—" the man was cut off by a very scruffy man, donned in a long beard. Frodo chuckled. He nearly thought this scruffy man was a dwarf.
"He's Anakin Skywalker!" the scruffy man rushed towards him. "I'm Hagrid!" He added with full confidence, "Welcome to Hogwarts!" Hagrid winked at the hobbit.
"Um… thanks," Frodo said, uncertainty in his eyes. He said as well, "Well, it was nice staying here! So, I guess I'll get going!" He tried to sneak away, only to be blocked by the dark robed man.
"Now wait a second. That's not how it works, Frodo Baggins," Anakin said with a smirk.
"How do you know my name?" Frodo asked, confused.
"Yer a wizard, Frodo," Hagrid said, getting the hobbit's attention. "Yer gonna do great things with that wand of yours. The wand that's in yer pocket!"
Frodo searched through his pocket, pulling out an extendable wand almost as long as a huge sword. Frodo grinned, swishing the wand until it broke. He sobbed, not liking that his toy was broken.
"Here. How about this?" Anakin said, brandishing a silver-plated hilt. "It's your very own lightsaber. Go on. Click it!"
Frodo pressed the button. A blue beam soared from it, growing in size and causing destruction to the stairs. Frodo searched for the silver wheel and turned it, adjusting to a smaller sized beam. He sighed in relief. He was okay.
"What do I do?" Frodo asked, feeling giddy. "I can feel the Force growing inside of me!" His stomach grumbled loudly. "Oh, maybe it was my stomach." He clicked off the lightsaber, allowing the beam to return to its hilt, before stowing the weapon on his belt.
"Well, lunch is being served inside," Ron said, leading the way into the Great Hall. Frodo followed, unsure what he would find there.
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The second Frodo entered the Great Hall, he was stunned by the enormous food fight. All around were a bunch of dwarves – in fact, there was nothing but dwarves in this hall. The gentle-hobbit did his best to avoid food splattering, but he couldn't. Somehow, the situation wasn't helping.
He brandished his lightsaber, smacking watermelon after watermelon. Some, if not most, of the food landed on his clothes. He tried chopping up the food with the lightsaber, turning it into mince pies. The mince pies let out a scream, as did most of the food. It was a nightmare.
"Save us! SAAAAVVVVEEE USSSSS—" The mince pies cried, only to be devoured by a ginormous squirrel. It was the weirdest thing Frodo ever saw.
"What did that squirrel have for dinner?" Frodo asked, right as he was pounded by pudding.
"I believe it was rat tonic. He must have grown big," Ron said, doing his best to avoid the food.
"I need to get out of – here!" Frodo cried, as he was smacked by a crème pie. He told the trio and Anakin. "Look, I need to go back home. See that it's rebuilt. No more Fireplaces of Death!"
"What about the Rings of Misfortune?" Ron said, surprised to see Harry carrying an assortment of rings.
"I'll destroy them – into that fireplace!" Harry said, pointing out a massive stone fireplace. "It's the Yawning Fireplace of Death. It works for destroying rings and horcruxes."
"Great. Now there's a Yawning Fireplace of Death," Frodo said, as more food splashed onto him. "When is this madness going to stop?"
"Come on! This is the only way to end it!" Harry said, passing a bunch of rings over to Frodo.
Frodo looked at the rings in wonder and in terror. He didn't want to destroy the rings. Surely, there must have been something else. He looked at the Yawning Fireplace of Death. No! It moved its mouth in and out. He wouldn't look at the rings this time – he wouldn't – but they glowed so brightly.
"Frodo, throw the rings in there! Do it! NOW!" Ron cried, getting the hobbit's attention.
"Like this!" Harry said, taking the rings from Frodo's hands and tossing them into the fire. Frodo was furious, watching the rings melt into the flames.
"Why couldn't I destroy them?" Frodo asked, stunned as more pudding splashed on his backside.
"Maybe you have an addiction to gold," Hermione answered, repelling some food back with her wand and a few spells.
"I need to leave… NOW!" Frodo cried, right as he was smacked in the head by an apple. He collapsed on the floor, unsure what was happening around him.
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