How to ruin a good porno game:
Yuki is playing a porno game on a laptop, as Haruhi and Mikuru enter the club room.
Mikuru: Oh jeez. How can you do that right in front of us?
Haruhi: Yeah. Even I draw the line at doing stuff like that in public.
Mikuru: ...
Haruhi: I mean... I would never play a game like that. It's disgusting!
Mikuru: (muttering) I'm not letting you see me naked again.
Haruhi: Hey! I know! Let's go do a photo shoot. Come on, Mikuru!
Haruhi drags Mikuru out of the club room, as Yuki obliviously continues playing.
Koizumi briefly enters the room.
Koizumi: Okay. I'll just pretend I didn't see that.
Koizumi leaves, and Kyon enters a minute later.
Kyon: Hey, Nagato. Where are the others?
Yuki: They decided to leave for now.
Kyon: So, it's just us?
Kyon goes and sits next to Yuki.
Yuki: Correct.
Kyon watches her play for a while, becoming more and more intrigued.
Kyon: Is that fun?
Yuki: You want to play?
Kyon: (thinks for a moment) That's... not really my thing.
Yuki: Do you object to homoerotic situations?
Kyon: No, I just can't get into it.
Yuki: Because you are male?
Kyon: Because I just can't see myself having fun with it.
Yuki: I don't understand.
Kyon: Well, think about it. The whole point of a good role-playing game is the gradual build-up. That's the beauty of it. You're supposed to feel like you're involved.
Yuki: True.
Kyon: That's the problem. I don't really feel comfortable with the thought of random sexual encounters. I'd feel like I was cheating on one to satisfy another.
Yuki: You don't like the thought of someone cheating on you?
Kyon: Hmm... (thinking again) Actually, I'm okay with that.
Yuki: You are?
Kyon: Yeah. I just can't stomach the idea of me cheating on someone.
Yuki: Why is that?
Kyon: (very casual) I guess because I'd be afraid that they would abandon me.
Yuki: ...
Kyon: What? Aren't you going to keep playing?
Yuki: No. It's not fun anymore.
Kyon: Whoa! Was that my fault? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to spoil your game.
Yuki gets up and leaves.
