Okay, this was supposed to be a one-shot, but some people wanted more⦠:)
Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors or Harry Potter.
"Well." Dr. Cinderpelt looked at a paper. "It says here that you sometimes act strange."
Hollyleaf nodded normally.
"You're here to go through a series of tests so we can see whether or not you're crazy.
She nodded again.
"First, this." Cinderpelt passed Hollyleaf a candy bar. The same test was administered to every crazy seeming person/cat.
Nothing happened.
Ukulele.
Nothing.
Harry Potter book.
Nothing.
Stevia.
Nothing.
Several other things were given to her, but nothing ever happened. Not until the last object.
The last object was different for each cat/person depending on how they acted while crazed.
For Hollyleaf, it was a list of times she and her family had broken the warrior code.
Halfway through reading it, she burst into uncontrollable tears and shoved the list in Cinderpelt's face.
"Look at this! This is terrible, I and my family are an insult to the Clans! I can't live anymore." Hollyleaf removed a pocket knife from her pocket.
Where did she get that? All weapons are supposed to be removed from subjects!
Hollyleaf unfolded the knife and pointed it at her heart.
"Hollyleaf!"
She stopped, the knife an inch away from her heart.
"You need to live, if you don't everyone will miss you." And I could lose my job, she thought.
The knife fell to the floor and stabbed it.
Cinderpelt picked up the knife and stowed it in her pocket, then left the room.
She lifted her radio to her mouth and said, "she won't be going to Smiley's Smiley Mental Asylum of Smilieness, but she must be kept under constant watch or she could end up killing herself."
"Roger that, an escort will bring her home shortly."
Short, but oh well. Was it good? :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Stevia is a healthy plant that is about four hundred times sweeter than sugar. Its extract is used as a sweetener, which is great for my family since my dad has diabetes. The stevia was a reference to one of my other stories, for those of you who don't read it. Best of luck to all of you who have something complicated going on.
Oh, and thanks for six reviews! Six! In the short amount of time between its posting and now! Cookies to all of you and a Hollyleaf plushy. If you don't like Hollyleaf you can have one of Cinderpelt or Jayfeather instead. (::) (::) (::)
-Smileyorangekitty
