Craig was sitting in Stan's backyard being depressed about the rejection, and then Stan appeared.
"Stan, what are you doing here?" Craig asked.
"This is my backyard...hey Craig, I'm sorry about beating you up earlier. I actually think you're hot and sexy and attractive." Because those are different words.
"I love you, let's date." "I love you too and okay."
Then they kissed and banged and got married.
The end
