"My name is Alucard and I am your teacher for tonight."

The night class stared at the figure that stood in the front, his fedora and hiding his face. But that wasn't what they were staring at, they were staring at the big hand gun that he was holding.

"My master told me not to shoot you all." He stared at them, his red eyes gleaming brightly. "She was very vehement."

He grinned, showing his big teeth, his sharp canines. "I do hope you will try to be disobedient."

"Then I can teach you all about guns." He cocked it for emphasis.

"Rest assured, Alucard-sensei." Kaname seemed to be the only one who looked unperturbed by the big gun or the crazy vampire holding it.

"Who are you?" Alucard didn't even bother look at the class list.

"Kuran Kaname." Said the pureblood politely.

A bright glint entered Alucard's eyes at the name.

"Kaname eh?" Alucard chuckled. "It has been a long time."

Kaname merely smiled. "Yes. It has."

The rest of the class was mystified.

Two minutes into the lesson and the door banged open. "Master." A girl with an enormous chest ran in. She was dressed in police uniform. "Ghouls."

Alucard grin's widen. "Finally." He took out his gun and went over to the window. He aimed down and fired.

The window shattered and the loud screams of pain ringed in the silence. Alucard laughed again, even louder and louder showing his big teeth. He then jumped through the window.

The servant vampire gave the class a look of regret. "Sorry about the window."

She then ran off, pulling a massive gun out of nowhere and followed her master through the window.

The class just stared blankly at the broken window before looking to Kaname for directions.

The pureblood looked vaguely amused. "I suppose class has ended if the teacher is gone."

His words were then followed by very loud gunshots.

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Don't worry, Alucard will be back.

Jackie Chan Adventures next!!