I wanted to wait to see if I got my twenty reviews before I put up this chap, but, what the heck, why deprive you of your pleasure right? I originally planned a Ken version, but since everyone wanted Farf, Farf it is.

Weiß & Schwarz VS Telemarketers

** Thoughts, action

Farfie!

Scene: Farf is sitting in front of the television watching the Care Bears animated Series. He's home alone as Nagi had to go to school, Schu had to get more crack and Crawford had foreseen something bad happening and did not want to be around when it happened.

Farf: MUST watch Care Bears! 'Cause watching Care Bears will HURT GOD!!!!!!! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Scene: Farf is practically glued to the television set and starts laughing hysterically when Grumpy Bear starts complaining about the weather.

Farf: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Complaining about the weather will hurt God 'cause God controls the weather! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phone: BBBBRRRRIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Farf: WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT CARE BEARS???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phone: BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Farf: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST STOP PHONE AND HURT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Flashback*

Scene: Farf has just destroyed a phone because it interrupted his Care Bears program.

Crawford: Farf, for the last time do NOT destroy the phone!

Schu: Yeah, how will I get any of it if I can't get any calls?

Nagi: 'sides, not destroying the phone will hurt God more then you destroying it does.

Farf: Really?

All: YES!!!!!

Farf: Okie day!

*End flashback*

Farf: Not answering the phone won't hurt God, that's what Nagi said. So.I guess I'll have to answer it.

Scene: Farf walks over to the phone as if he's stalking it and picks it up cautiously. Farf: Quip?

Telemarketer: Hello, good day sir, I'm Shindou from Taketori Tele-services.

Farf: Quip?

Telemarketer: We sell crucifixes for.

Farf: *twitch* Crucifixes?

Telemarketer: Yes as well as 'Get to know God better."

Farf: GOD???!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST HURT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Telemarketer: Eh?

Farf: GOD LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Scene: Farf picks up the phone and throws it against the wall and starts to smash it to bits.

Farf: NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU FEEL THAT GOD???!!!!!!! DO YOU FEEL IT???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU FEEL IT???!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH HUH HUH????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: The poor phone is about to be sliced, diced and be sent to a place where no phone has gone before, until the Care Bears' program ends.

Farf: WHAT???!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene: (Later) Crawford walks into the room followed by Nagi who is floating three boxes. Schu enters thereafter.

Schu: Oh man!! You did it AGAIN!!!!! YOU FREAKING STUPID IRISH NUTCASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crawford: Calm down Schu. I predicted this would happen and there fore got us each new cell phones.

Nagi: This is will redirect all calls to whichever phone is free whenever Farf is watching Care Bears.

Farf: I don't get one?

Nagi: No. You've been a very bad Farfie today.

Crawford: Yes. Bad Farfie, bad, bad Farfie. You will have to be punished for this misbehavior.

Farf: NOT BEING GOOD HURTS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crawford: no more Care Bears for you until you learn to be sorry for what you did. Schu: Good one Crawford.

Nagi: Woohoo! I finally get to watch Casper!!!!

Farf: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: NAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Schu: Casper?



I hope you liked that Chap. I think a Ken or a Schu one will be up next. Remember to review and vote. The more votes the character has the faster you'll get to read his reaction. BTW, if you want to read a non- Weiß/Schwarz character reaction (i.e. Manx, Tot etc.) Mail or say so in your review. Let me know if you want one about another anime character okay? Okie day! Hope you enjoyed this fic. ~ Kaede Maxwell