The Doctor Has A Fear Of Jesus Dolls

Summary: Many random things happen when it comes to the lives of the Doctor and Martha. For instance: Martha's MSN gets hacked into by the Doctor, the TARDIS, Rose, a Judoon, the Master, and Jack Harkness! …After watching a Top Gear special, the Doctor starts having nightmares about killer Jesus action figures! The Doctor and Martha try batt-a-rappin'! …And a lot more :D


2 – Batt-a-rappin' Timelord

Martha and the Doctor - Couple

Martha and the Doctor walked along the street, wondering what to do. The TARDIS needed some rest, and so they couldn't go anywhere exciting.

"Hey! I have an idea!" Martha grinned. "Let's do some batt-a-rappin'!"

"What's that?" The Doctor asked, slightly embarrassed.

"Where you take something like a name or any word for that matter, and you make a rhyming rap about it, just making it up as you go along. I'll go first.

3,2,1, GO!

Tap tap tap

And a clap clap clap

Look at my space map

Hidden in my baseball cap

Hot, cold, burn or scald,

Whether you are young or old

Everyone in London make a sound

Everybody in London stand up and get down!"

"Nice…I want a go." The Doctor took a deep breath, as though he was about to perform to the Queen, not his companion.

"Everybody say Wo-oh

Wo-oh

Say Yeah

Yeah

Say T-I-M-E

T-I-M-E

L-O-R-D

L-O-R-D

Look at the TARDIS, little and blue

Bigger on the inside, whoop-de-doo

Hate to repeat myself, so let's get this through

My name's the Doctor, say Doctor Who!

Doctor Who!

Say it again now

Doctor Who!

I'm the Doctor

Doctor Who!

Everybody say Wo-oh

Wo-oh

Say Yeah

Yeah

I'm the Doctor

Doctor Who!"

Martha looked around her, wondering who had shouted back during his batt-a-rap, as well as how he was so awesome.

"Any good?" He asked as he took her hand and they continued walking.

"Yup." She smiled, trying to think of something else to do.