Summary: Many random things happen when it comes to the lives of the Doctor and Martha. For instance: Martha's MSN gets hacked into by the Doctor, the TARDIS, Rose, a Judoon, the Master, and Jack Harkness! …After watching a Top Gear special, the Doctor starts having nightmares about killer Jesus action figures! The Doctor and Martha try batt-a-rappin'! …And a lot more :D
2 – Batt-a-rappin' Timelord
Martha and the Doctor - Couple
Martha and the Doctor walked along the street, wondering what to do. The TARDIS needed some rest, and so they couldn't go anywhere exciting.
"Hey! I have an idea!" Martha grinned. "Let's do some batt-a-rappin'!"
"What's that?" The Doctor asked, slightly embarrassed.
"Where you take something like a name or any word for that matter, and you make a rhyming rap about it, just making it up as you go along. I'll go first.
3,2,1, GO!
Tap tap tap
And a clap clap clap
Look at my space map
Hidden in my baseball cap
Hot, cold, burn or scald,
Whether you are young or old
Everyone in London make a sound
Everybody in London stand up and get down!"
"Nice…I want a go." The Doctor took a deep breath, as though he was about to perform to the Queen, not his companion.
"Everybody say Wo-oh
Wo-oh
Say Yeah
Yeah
Say T-I-M-E
T-I-M-E
L-O-R-D
L-O-R-D
Look at the TARDIS, little and blue
Bigger on the inside, whoop-de-doo
Hate to repeat myself, so let's get this through
My name's the Doctor, say Doctor Who!
Doctor Who!
Say it again now
Doctor Who!
I'm the Doctor
Doctor Who!
Everybody say Wo-oh
Wo-oh
Say Yeah
Yeah
I'm the Doctor
Doctor Who!"
Martha looked around her, wondering who had shouted back during his batt-a-rap, as well as how he was so awesome.
"Any good?" He asked as he took her hand and they continued walking.
"Yup." She smiled, trying to think of something else to do.
