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"I can't believe Ginny's dating Malfoy." Hermione said while shaking her head in disbelieve. After hearing silence, she looked back at them. She expected an answer.
"We can't believe it either. But it's the truth." Harry and Ron said at the same time.
Hermione raised her eyebrows. "How can you accept this so quickly? Just a minute ago you were disagreeing with me."
"Maybe Malfoy really loves Ginny." they said.
"Who are you and what have you done with the real Harry Potter and Ron Weasley?"
"What are you talking about?" they said at the same time again.
"See? You've done it again!"
"Done what again?"
"Speaking at the same time like Fred and George." Silence. "You are Fred and George!"
"You've got us Hermione!" George said.
"No wonder you're called the brightest witch of your age!" Fred finished.
"How did you get in Hogwarts? Where did you get the polyjuice potion? Where is Harry and Ron?"
"Asking so many questions already?" George amusingly asked.
"Hate to tell you, but we're not your professors." Fred said.
Hermione blushed with embarrassment. "No, really, where is Harry and Ron?"
"They should still be on the floor at the girls' loo."
"The floor? Why would they be on the floor?"
"We knocked them-" Fred started.
"Out cold on-" George started.
"The girls' loo floor." interrupted Hermione.
"Ahhh..." screamed some innocent girls in a distinct girls' loo.
"Now look who's going to save them from the poor girls?" Hermione sighed and started walking toward the loo.
"What happen here?" Hermione asked the girls.
"T-they-" the girls point at Harry and Ron then they started crying.
"We didn't do anything! We swear!" Ron cried. They were covered in toilet paper.
"When we woke up, we were already like this." indicated Harry.
"I trust you. It's Fred and George."
"Hello boys!" Fred and George waved from outside the loo.
Hermione turned to the girls. "I assured you that it's okay. This is all part of a prank. They aren't peeping toms."
At the Great Hall:
Ginny is at the Slytherins' table feeding Draco again. Everyone is still a tad bit uncomfortable at this new pair of lovers.
"Malfoy can't really love Ginny, can he?" Harry asked.
"No, he can't. I don't believe this one bit." Hermione answered.
All the while Ron was cursing Draco. He suddenly jumped, startling Hermione sitting next to him.
"I've got the perfect plan." whispered Ron.
"What is it?" Harry and Hermione whispered back.
"We need someone to check if Malfoy is really in love with Ginny." Ron and Harry looked at Hermione.
"What? No! I won't do it!" said Hermione, crossing her arms and turning her head sideways.
"Please Hermione? If you don't do it for me, do it for Ginny. Maybe Malfoy is just playing around with her. I don't want her to get hurt."
Hermione can never turn down Ron's requests when he has his puppy face on. After a good four minutes of begging, Hermione reluctantly agreed.
"Thanks Hermione! Now all you have to do is seduce Malfoy-" Ron said.
"Seduce! You said check! The last time I went for a body check-up, the doctor said I have very good hearing!"
"That's the plan Hermione. You go near Malfoy by seducing him, and possibly get him to leave Ginny alone."
"What about me? What if he finds out? What if he doesn't leave me alone?"
"There couldn't possibly be so many coincidences." assured Ron.
"You couldn't possibly agree with his irrational way of thinking, could you?" Hermione asked Harry.
"Hermione, perhaps this is the most brilliant idea Ron will ever think of. Think about it." said Harry.
"Ugh! You two are impossible!" Hermione cried. Then she went back to her dinner and ignored Harry and Ron for the rest of the evening.
The Next Day:
"Hermione, have you think about it yet?" asked Ron by her right side.
"Think about what?" Hermione irritatingly said.
"Seducing Malfoy." said Harry by her left side.
"That is the most ridiculous idea I've ever heard. This will not work." said Hermione.
"How will you know if you don't try?" said Harry.
"I-I..."
"Please Hermione." begged Ron.
"Oh-oh alright."
"Mission Seducing Draco Malfoy start!" yelled Ron.
"Shh!" shushed Hermione. "Do you want everyone to hear your oh-so-fantastic-plan?"
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