The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
Episode 2a: Skipping School
Freddy, Bonnie, Chica and Foxy walked around town after they had given Timmy his toy.
"Finally!" Freddy said. "That took so long!"
"Yeah." Chica said. "I am so tired too."
"Tired?" Foxy said. "I was the one who beat up Purple Guy and saved you, FREDDY.
"Sorry." Freddy said. He gave Foxy a dollar.
[Audience Laughs]
Bonnie ate a carrot. Foxy grabbed it and threw it.
[Audience Laughs]
"Hey!" Bonnie said.
"You need to eat MEAT." Foxy said.
"No!" Bonnie yelled. "Meat has FAT."
"Meat has Protein!"
"UGH!" Bonnie folded his arms.
[Audience Laughs]
Just then, a father walked up to them.
"I need your help, guys!" The father said.
They walked in his house.
"Unfortunately, my son, Joey, doesn't want to go to school!" The father said.
"I don't want to go to school!" Joey folded his arms.
[Audience Laughs]
"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!" Chica said. "School is where you get your education!"
"I don't want my 'weducation'!" Joey said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Joey..." The father said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Joey SCREAMED in his ears.
"Calm down." Bonnie said. "Have a carrot."
"Okay..." Joey said. He grabbed the carrot.
"Yay!" Bonnie said. "Did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?"
Joey put the carrot in his eye. "I don't see anything now."
[Audience Laughs]
"Uh..."
"HA HA!" Foxy laughed. "This kid is pointless!"
"Don't be rude." Chica said.
[Audience Laughs]
"No." Bonnie said. "EATING carrots is good for your eyes."
"Oh." Joey said. "He grabbed the carrot from his eye and put it in Bonnie's Mouth. Bonnie swallowed it in one gulp.
"Anyways, you have 15 minutes to leave to now's a good time." Joey's father said.
"NO." Joey yelled.
"We're not going to school, we're going to uhh..." Joey's dad needed a way for Joey to leave.
Joey's father looked at Foxy.
"We're going to PIRATE LAND!" Joey's Father said.
[Audience Laughs]
"YAY!" Joey said. He dropped down his back pack. He ran to his bedroom to change.
"Oh man..." Joey's father said. "I am a terrible parent."
"Don't lose hope now." Chica encouraged him. "You can probably educate him on the way."
Joey came back wearing an eye patch, one earing, and pirate-related clothes.
"Let's go!" Joey said. Everyone wore pirate-related clothes and they left the house. Even FOXY had to as well.
Everyone around town looked at them.
"Is it Halloween?" A man whispered to another man.
[Audience Laughs]
"Ugh!" Foxy said. "We look like FOOLS."
"You can say that again." Freddy said. "These clothes don't even fit!"
[Audience Laughs]
"Hey Joey, quick question, what's 3 times 2?" Joey's father asked.
"ICE CREAM!" Joey said.
"But it's not that hot outside!" Freddy said.
Joey ran to the ice cream truck.
"Please daddy?" Joey asked.
"Umm..." Joey' father wasn't sure.
Joey looked at his father.
10 SECONDS LATER...
[Audience Laughs]
"FIIIIINE." Joey's father grabbed a dollar.
"Hello, what flavor would you like?" The man said.
"I want RAINBOW!" Joey yelled.
"Small, Medium or Large?" The man asked.
"Large." Joey said.
"Joey, that's $2.50!" His father said.
Joey looked at his father.
1 SECOND LATER...
[Audience Laughs]
"FINE." His father said. He was getting frustrated. He pulled out $2.50 and gave it to the man.
"Excuse me?" The man asked Joey's dad. He was holding his laughter.
"What?" Joey's dad asked.
"What are dose?" The man laughed.
[Audience Laughs]
"HA HA HA HA!" Everyone around laughed.
Joey's father put his hand over his face and ran to the next block.
"HA HA!" Joey laughed.
"Hey Joey?" His father asked.
"Yes?" Joey said.
"If I buy one Small, one Medium, and one Large ice-cream, how much will it cost?" His father asked.
Joey was silent. He needed another distraction so his dad can shut up.
"Look at bird!" Joey pointed to the Bird, which was on a fence.
[Audience Laughs]
"WOW." Joey's father said sarcastically.
"And it's pooping!" Joey said. The bird pooped.
[Audience Laughs]
"Joey, can you just answer my question." His father asked.
"Uhh... $100.00?" Joey guessed.
"Nope, try again."
"$110.00?"
"Nope, try again."
"$120.00?"
"Nope, try again."
"$130.00?"
[Audience Laughs]
"Look, Joey, will you just stop guessing and just try to think for once?" His father said. "You know Small cost $1.00, a Medium cost $1.75, and a Large cost $2.50, so-"
"Look, it's Miranda!" Joey pointed to his friend Miranda who was with her mother.
[Audience Laughs]
"UGH." Joey's father said.
Foxy was angry.
"You good?" Chica asked.
Foxy was silent.
A button on Freddy's shirt burst off.
"UGH." Foxy said. "This is getting Hopeless."
"Yeah, the purple guy is probably doing mischievous things now." Bonnie said.
"We need Joey to learn the importance of School." Freddy said. "But how?"
"I just want to go home." Foxy said. "This is attracting a LOT of attention."
Foxy looked at a crowd of people looking at them.
[Audience Laughs]
"Hi Miranda." Joey said.
"Hi Joey!" She said.
"Aren't you supposed to be in School?" She asked. "I am not going since I have a doctor's appointment." Miranda said.
"Uhh..." Joey said. "Well, we are just going to a FESTIVAL!"
[Audience Laughs]
"WOW!" Miranda said. "Where is it? Can I come?"
"NO!" Joey said quickly. "It's uhh.. for boys...ONLY."
[Audience Laughs]
"But I can see that one of your friends here is a GIRL." She pointed to Chica.
"Well, uhh..." Joey said. His dad looked at him. "Because you weren't Invited? Heh."
"Okay, so where do you get an invitation?" Miranda asked.
"It's uhhh...SOLD OUT!" Joey said. "Yeah..."
"Joey..." Miranda said. "I know you're skipping school."
"UGHHH!" Joey said. "Alright, you got me."
"I won't tell your dad, but you need to really know the importance of school. This can help you get a great future." Miranda said.
"You're right." Joey looked down. "I'm sorry."
"It's okay. Now go tell your dad what you really want." Miranda said with some enthusiasm.
"Right!" Joey said.
"BYE!" Miranda said. She kissed Joey. She left with her mother.
"I knew she was into me." Joey said to himself.
[Audience Laughs]
"Dad." Joey said.
"What, you wanna go on an adventure?" Joey's father asked.
"Yeah." Joey said. "An educational adventure."
Joey's father looked at him.
"Now, I know that school may be boring, but it's helpful to us. We need to go to school. So we can have all of these adventures when we're older."
"Oh." Joey's father said. "Well, then ready to go to school?"
"You know I am!" Joey yelled.
"But one more thing." His father said.
"What?" Joey asked.
"YOU'RE GROUNDED."
[Audience Laughs]
Joey frowned.
"HA!" Foxy laughed.
The Five Nights at Freddy's Show!
Episode 2b: Purple Guy's Crush
Purple Guy left his lair and was walking down the street with a new weapon that he had invented. It was a wooden spoon that was burnt.
"PERFECT!" Purple Guy said. He saw Freddy standing there idling. He pulled out the wooden spoon.
[Audience Laughs]
"BOO!" Purple Guy yelled. Freddy turned around. It wasn't Freddy.
"Oh, I am so sorry, sir." Purple Guy apologized.
It wasn't a SIR. It was a woman.
"Oh, it's okay." The woman said.
Purple Guy looked the woman. She smacked her hair behind her back.
[Audience Laughs]
"Uhh..." The Woman said.
"Umm...nice to meet you!" Purple Guy was sweating. "I am Purple Guy."
"Okay.." The Woman said. "I am Rolinda."
"Hi...Rolinda." Purple guy tried to pronounce her name. "I almost attacked you with this wooden spoon, which is burnt."
"Cool!" Rolinda said. "What other cool things you got?"
[Audience Laughs]
"Well, I have 2 henchmen called-"
"WOW!" Rolinda said. "You seem really cool. Are you an Evil Genius?"
"Uhh...YES!" Purple Guy blushed. "YES!"
[Audience Laughs]
"I have literally, like, NOWHERE to go, so mind if I go to your place?"
"Okay!" Purple Guy was happy. But he wasn't sure if Rolinda "like liked" him.
They went in the lair.
"Sweet, your house is underground!" Rolinda explored his house.
"Yup." Purple Guy said.
"Hey, you have any if those Banana Yogurt?"
"YOU KNOW I DO!" Purple Guy said almost immediately. "I FREAKING LOVE THOSE!"
[Audience Laughs]
"Wow, can I get one?"
"AZUL!" Purple Guy called. Blue Guy came.
[Audience Laughs]
"Yes..." Blue guy asked.
"Get umm...Rolinda a Banana Yogurt...NOW!" Purple Guy pointed to the fridge.
Blue Guy got one and gave it to Rolinda.
"Are you used to him yelling at you?" Rolinda asked.
"Yeah...but it's getting annoying." Blue Guy answered and left.
[Audience Laughs]
"Hey can I get a napkin?" Rolinda asked Purple Guy.
"VERDE!" Purple Guy called.
"It's ROJO!" Red Guy yelled in the background.
[Audience Laughs]
"SAME THING!" Purple Guy yelled. "GET ROLINDA A NAPKIN NOW!"
"I hate you..." Red Guy said.
"Hey!" Purple Guy said. He got immediately up and picked up the spatula.
[Audience Laughs]
"GRRRR..." Red Guy said. He got the napkin, smacked it on the table where Rolinda was, and left.
Purple Guy waited until Red Guy was in the other room and then he grabbed candles, lit them, put them on the table and immediately sat next to Rolinda.
"Um.." Rolinda said.
"You have the most beautiful eyes." Purple Guy said.
"Thanks..."
"Your face, your smell, your cheeks..."
"Umm..."
[Camera zooms on Purple Guy's Lips]
"And your lips." Purple Guy smooched.
[Audience Laughs]
"I have to go..." Rolinda said.
"Where?"
"Uhh...to tell my dad today...um... his granny is dead!" Rolinda RACED out.
Purple Guy sighed. "She's the hottest thing on the planet."
[Audience Laughs]
MEANWHILE...
Freddy relaxed, Chica listened to music, and Foxy watched Bonnie exercise.
"Hey, there hasn't been a threat by Purple Guy in a WHILE." Freddy noticed. "Think he is on to something?"
Chica couldn't hear him. Foxy and Bonnie didn't listen.
"Oh well." Freddy said.
THE NEXT DAY...
Purple Guy walked around town, hoping to see Rolinda. He saw her.
"Rolinda! Purple Guy yelled.
"Hi.." She said.
"Hey...uh I need to ask you something." Purple Guy blushed.
"Hey, but one thing.."
"What..."
"Wanna take over the WORLD together?" Rolinda asked.
[Audience Gasps]
Purple Guy was surprised. If he had a partner, he can destroy Team Fazbear, and kidnap all of the kids. But he didn't want to take over the world, he just wanted to destroy Team Fazbear.
"Okay, I'll do IT!"
[Audience Laughs]
"Yes!" Rolinda said. "Go back to your lair, and I will meet you later!" Rolinda ran off.
"YES!" Purple Guy said. He walked off to go to his lair.
But then, Team Fazbear blocked his way.
"Well look who it is, Purple Guy!" Foxy said.
"Look, I am not doing anything wrong...well...YET."
[Audience Laughs]
"GET HIM!" Freddy yelled.
"Wait, STOP!" Purple Guy yelled.
Chica lit a Cupcake Bomb. It hit Purple Guy. He flew in the air. Bonnie waited for him to fall, and then he kicked Purple Guy to Foxy. Foxy comboed him 10 times. Then he passed him to Freddy, who dumped his sweat on Purple Guy. Purple Guy fell down, and they all beat them up.
"Oww..." He was HURT.
"Good." Foxy kicked him in the knee so he couldn't get up.
"HEY!" Rolinda yelled. "Why did you beat him up?"
"Because he is a bad, bad, man." Chica responded.
[Audience Laughs]
"Who are you?" Freddy asked.'
"You don't need to know." Rolinda said in rage. "You'll pay!"
"Alright!" Freddy said. "Here take $20!"
"I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF PAY!" Rolinda screamed in Freddy's ears. She grabbed Freddy by the neck and threw him on the floor.
[Audience Laughs]
Bonnie jumped in the air to kick her in the head. Rolinda grabbed Bonnie's leg, swung him, and threw him into Freddy who was just getting up. Foxy went to her and hit her arm.
"You hungry?" Rolinda asked. "Have a bite of THIS!" She punched Foxy in the jaw. She then punched him in the head. Foxy fell.
Chica grabbed 3 hearts. Rolinda punched Chica in her stomach. The hearts fell down. Freddy grabbed a heart and ate it and he was healed. Rolinda stepped on the other hearts.
"WASTE!" Chica said. She smacked Rolinda. Rolinda kicked Chica onto Foxy. Freddy cracked his knuckles.
"I'm not scared of some stupid, sweaty boy." Rolinda said.
Freddy ran to Rolinda. He punched her. Rolinda grabbed Freddy's arm, put him on her back, and slammed Freddy on the concrete. Everyone was defeated.
"Yes." Rolinda said. She picked up Purple Guy. He blushed.
"Are you okay?" She asked.
"Yeah, but ALL of my joints REALLY hurt." Purple Guy said. She put Purple Guy on her back. "I'll take you to the hospital now...baby." She winked.
Purple Guy blushed.
[Audience Laughs]
"That stupid girl thinks she's ALL THAT." Chica got up.
"Yeah, we need to get stronger." Foxy said.
"I told you to eat carrots." You know who said. Bonnie, DUH!
"No you didn't." Foxy said.
[Audience Laughs]
"Yes..."
"NO!"
"Why don't we just all eat carrots?" Freddy asked.
"Yeah!" Chica said.
"Yeah, let's make a carrot and Apple smoothie, for ALL of us."
[Audience Laughs]
"In your dreams, Bon. In your Dreams."
