A/N: I just want to say that, Moyasu-uisuka, thank you, so much T_T. Your the one that made me update this the same day i published the first chapter. I LOVE YOU. Your review made my day :'). It's the fist review for this story :D.

Okay so everything that happens in this story are basically just coming out of my mind when I type. I haven't even planned what is going to happen but I hope you will like the ideas in my mind XD. And i just want to tell you that it's 02:00 at night right now =_=.

Disclaimer: Call me Masashi Kishimoto and I'll give you a Naruto edition based on Yaoi rather than stupid Sasuke...

~ Good luck Pein-sama..~

The Akatsuki were gathered on the front door. Some of them were exited to finally get free for three weeks (Pein and Konan), some were exited to finally skip the damned missions that hunts them everyday (Deidara,Sasori,Zetsu,Kisame), someone was already having evil plans ahead, centered about something involving ''Pein's office'' and ''Destroy'' (Hidan) , someone was about to cry for the obvious amount of money that will be spent on the trip (Kakuzu), someone was just staring expressionlessly, but obviously was chuckling evilly inside his head(Itachi), and someone was hugging the life out of Pein and Konan.

''Tobi will miss both of you! He will never forget you. Please don't forget about Tobi!''

''Yeah yeah. It's just three damn weeks anyway. So now... Zetsu, since you are the one I trust most here, I'll give you this paper. The rules are written in here and you are responsible if anyone brakes them.'' And with that, the leader of Akatsuki and his angel turned their backs and walked. Without any kinds of ''Good byes''. Life is good...

''Fucking hooligans...'' ''Why do we have to be the responsible anyway?'' ''Let's just check out the rules.'' Zetsu started reading the paper, fighting the urge to shove it down the toilet.

The rules that will place you in hell if broken :

Do not enter Pein and Konan's room. (Hidan is in danger)

Replace Deidara's clay with a normal one.

NEVER let Tobi have access to any kind of candy.

Do not let Kakuzu find the secret stash of our savings. (Only Pein and Zetsu knows of it)

Do not try to get in the way of Kakuzu and Hidan's bickering. (It will get worse)

Do not let Sasori see a Pinocchio movie.

If you failed rule number 6, get Kakuzu to seal Hidan's big mouth shut.

Do not kill/eat/blow up/make a puppet out of any of the members.

Do not cause a mess.

If mess occurs, fix it immediately.

You do not have the right to steal Leader-sama's name.

With hate,

Pein

PS: If anyone finds the new box ice cream, save some for me or be met with worse than death!

''This is going to be hard...''

Later that day, everyone went separate ways, doing somethings from glaring at a Sasuke picture to stuffing their faces with junk food. Two immortal partners were sitting on the couch at the time, and for once not fighting. Hidan had nothing to do, so he decided to check out the new flat screen TV. He didn't have time to do it since everyone was hogging it. Kakuzu was just as bored, but decided to just watch.

''It's a nice zoo, eh Cindy?''

''Yeah it is. And oh my God look at those beautiful creatures right there! What are they called?''

''They are called deer...''

And before Kakuzu knew it, the TV blew up in front of his face. He watched in horror as it burnt down, and lunged on a certain Jashinist's neck to strangle him to unconsciousness (As much as Kakuzu likes to deny it, the annoying ape just wouldn't die).

Right at that moment, Deidara walked into the living room, and saw something that just reeked of upcoming death for an unfortunate and innocent soul that just happened to be there.

''OH MY CLAY, what the fuck do you guys think your doing to our hard earned TV!''

Soon the two immortals found themselves sitting on the floor of the living room. Both of them receiving deadly glares from the other members, especially Kisame, who didn't like the idea of missing a day of Shark Week.

''Okay now why in the hole did you wreck the TV?'' Asked a very pissed of Sasori.

''Don't glare at me, he did it.'' The stitched old man said, pointing at Hidan, who was decapitated. They couldn't find another way of stopping him from destroying the entire base.

''It's not my fault I had a problem with those fucking ugly things since I was buried alive and guarded by them! And besides, I don't think the TV would have lived longer than 3 days anyway, and you guys know it.''

''Yeah yeah... But still were doomed when Pain-sama comes back...'' Kisame said, being one of the people who really hated the punishments Pein handed out.

''I wonder what kind of TV we will be getting next, un''

''Are you insane? No way I'm letting you pigs spend more money on things you destroy before you even get something out of. You should really learn the importance of money! It's a very valuable thing that needs to be kept safe and counted everyday! You have no idea how much money...'' And he continued his ranting, regardless of the sighs braking out of seven mouths.

'And this is just the beginning. Imagine the troubles they are gonna give birth to in three entire weeks! And we are responsible!' 'Responsible my ass. I could care less about the responsibility. All we have to do is stay out of trouble. Got it?' 'I'm not your slave...' 'Yeah yeah...'

Not so late after, trouble reared it's ass out again, and they were arguing of what to eat for lunch.

''What the fuck? What the hell do you mean ''we are eating liver''? WE ARE EATING FUCKING RIBS!''

''Dream on,un. I want roasted chicken!''

''Who cares for what you want, brat?''

''Tobi is a good boy.''

''You can all stave to death, while I eat my dango, hn.''

''But Itachi! I'm your partner and lover! You can't do this to me!''

''Lover?'' Everyone In the room eyed the shark and the weasel disbelievingly.

''Eh..well..It's a long story but I didn't mean it but...''

''Yes, we are lovers. And I don't think we are the only ones here...''

Itachi shot a look at Deidara and Sasori, who were winking to each other until they saw him, and blushed furiously.

''I can't fucking believe it. You guys are gay? And Sasori and Deidara too? Don't tell me your gay for that fucking buffoon too, Zetsu!'' Hidan yelled, as always not bothering to lower down his voice. Zetsu shot him a glare, but it went to no veil as the Jashinist saw the blush on his face, and started laughing his ass off.

''Could this day get any worse?'' ''I don't even want to know what is waiting for us the next 21 days...''

Meanwhile Pein and Konan were having the time of their lives, all bad feelings went ignored as they arrived at the heaven in front of them.

Everything was perfect. The hotel was wonderful and charming, with a red carpet and white couches that just screamed ''I'm so soft''. The decorations were so beautifully set and the huge bed in their room waited patiently for them.

''Konan, my angel! We are finally here! Look at this heaven!'' Pein couldn't believe it. Maybe being stuck with a bunch of immature and insane S-class criminals in a cave has taken away his sanity. But honestly, who could blame him? He hasn't seen, let alone been in, such a luxurious place in a long time, and seeing his precious Konan this happy about it added to his out-of-character happiness.

''Pein, I love you so much! I'm sure we will have so much fun here! Thank you for coming up with this vacation idea. We really deserve it!''

Later at night at the Akatsuki base, the once normal and typical kitchen morphed into a copy of how the ancient city Pompeii looked like after the volcano disaster. Everything was burnt to the point of being mistaken for a pile of cowshit. The oh-so-smart Hidan got hit by the idea of just letting everyone cook whatever they wanted, and them never having cooked something since they joined Akatsuki (Konan always cooked, she didn't think they would hesitate to put something deadly in the food), they burnt down the entire kitchen in failed attempts at working out how to use the stove.

They were huddled in their rooms at the time, and each one of them was aware that Pein would much likely eat them for breakfast now.

Deidara and Sasori's room

''Danna, un. I don't think we are going to live enough to see the day you propose to me, or the day when we will start a food war with our marriage cake, or the day we raise a cute child, or the day we...''

''Shut up, brat. I'm trying to sleep.''

''You don't sleep,un.''

''Yes, but I can still be tired and need some rest and some alone time without your annoying voice ringing in my ears.''

''Yeah yeah...'' Sasori didn't miss the slight sadness in the blond's voice and in his handsome face, and he felt a little guilty.

''Dei, come here for a second.''

''Okay, un. Now what do you wa- Whoa! Danna...'' Deidara was a little surprised at Sasori's decision to out of the blue hug him.

''Tell me why you are sad.''

''I'm not sad,un!''

''Dei...''

''Okay okay, un! It's just that...You always treat me like I'm some kind of an unwanted baby. It's not that it bothers me or anything... but I want it to change since we are lovers now, un!''

''But that way our relationship would lose it's charm.''

''Huh?'' Asked a slightly confused but beautiful blond. He always thought Sasori was mean to him because he thought that he was annoying, but hearing Sasori saying he was thinking about their relationship shocked him a little, but it brought up a warm and comforting feeling inside him.

''You know, It's just like how Hidan and Kakuzu are. If Hidan wasn't foulmouthed and stubborn, and Kakuzu wasn't greedy and bossy, there would be no bickering that holds the tension between them. I'm sure Hidan is currently praying to that god of his to get Kakuzu, and I always see Kakuzu shooting Hidan glances that were other than glaring. It's the same way with us. If I didn't treat you the way I am, it would seem like we aren't as alive as we are right now. So shut the hell up and let me rest now.''

Deidara felt his cheeks heat up. He loved Sasori so much, and now extra love was added from the words that he just said. He doesn't know why, but he felt like those words meant more to him than the words ''I love you''. He headed to his bed, not before giving Sasori a loving kiss on the lips, and crept under the blankets.

''Goodnight, Sasori no Danna.''

''Goodnight, brat.''

And for once, Deidara smiled at the nickname.

End chapter 2

PLEASE REVIEW! It really means so much to me! It gives me ideas,happiness, jumpiness and more! Knowing that people actually cares to read this story and reviewing it is what makes me go on! I LOVE YOU GUYS :'D And just like the previous time, feel free to tell me if you have any ideas you'd like to put the Akatsuki through ;). If so, then tell me what it is, who it occurs on, and who is involved. I'll do my best :3.

PS: After every chapter, I will add some fluff at the end (just like this one with Dei and Sasori) to every other partners, including Pein and Konan. I hope you like it!

Winnie The Fatty ~