The pairing's are still undecided, it might contain yaoi or stay with no pairing. The pairing might rely on how the story is progressing. I'm new at writing so I ask forgiveness if I do not update too soon or often.

"This is a test, cookie one." - Talking

'This is a test, cookie two.' - Thinking

"This is a test, cookie three." - Demonic/Summons

This is a test, cookie four (Cookie four) - Jutsus

The Land of Cookies - Location shift

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn or any of their elements/characters.


Pain. A pulsing pain in his head, that was the first thing Naruto felt as he came to and slowly stood up.

"What the hell hit me?" He groaned while rubbing his temples. He was in front of what looked to be the gates to a cage. It had an ornate frame and what looked to be bronze bars. "And what in Juubi is that infernal dripping? Ugh. My head…."

"Come closer, child."

Naruto, in his pain, paid no caution to the request and stepped closer to the gates. However, as soon as he stepped closer a claw shot out between the bars and stopped directly in front of his face. Startled by the sudden attack he tried to shift into a stance but only managed to fall backwards onto his butt while cursing.

"Foolish mortal if only this blasted seal were not in the way, I'd make mince meat out of you." Spoke the voice again and this time he noticed the growling undertone that accompanied it.

Finding his headache subsiding Naruto looked towards the cage and saw a lone red eye staring hatefully at him. "Hmm…and just who are you? You seem strangely familiar."

The being before him seemed to become amused by the question if the giant grin full of sharp pointy teeth was any indication. "I am the almighty Kyuubi no Yoko and as soon as I'm free from this prison I'll kill you and all those you hold dear!"

The name made Naruto pause and stare blankly at the grinning Kyuubi. "Y-You...you dare make such a remark?" Naruto murmured with his head now downcast, which only made the beast grin wider.

Naruto gave the Kyuubi a long icy stare before clasping both hands in a prayer motion while his left eye turned a metallic purple with concentric circles. "I am disappointed in you…Kurama."

Hearing its name made the Kyuubi widen its eyes and stare at the boy in surprise. "W-What did you just call me?"

"It seems the years were not that kind to you if you can't even remember something so simple." By this time the grin the Kyuubi was sporting before was long gone and as Naruto separated his hands, the beast flinched and a small whimper escaped it. Because as Naruto separated his hands, in between them a long wooden paddle began to form which Naruto held in his right hand. He channeled his chakra to the paddle and made it increase greatly in size, which left anyone who could be watching to wonder how it could still be carried by the young boy.

Kurama now knew three fundamental things. He now knew who the child was, that he was in deep trouble and that not even the Juubi might be able to stop what was coming. It whimpered while backing away towards the back of the cave, its eyes wide in fear.

"N-No I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's wasn't my fault! It was those Uchihas! Please spare me!" This was the reason why he and the other Bijuu hated the Mokuton. Though the world thought it soothed the beasts, the reality was more sobering. It served as a reminder of HIS sessions, which made them literally paralyzed with fear. "Please! Mercy! Father don't!"

Naruto only walked slowly towards the cage and slipped through the bars easily. "Let's get all that hate out of you…Kurama De Ninth."


For several hours the only sounds coming from the dark depths of the cage were the sounds of wood hitting flesh, the howls and whimpers of Kurama and the chastising remarks in the voice of a four year old.

Naruto sat in front of the cage staring back at a now more "reasonable" Kurama. "How is it possible for you to be here?"

Naruto hummed. "It's not, at least not normally. I'd say the seal I fashioned with the Rinnegan to divide the chakra from the Juubi might have had a timed release function that I was not aware of. By my earlier experience it seems the release condition had to do with my soul's rebirth."

"What do you mean by rebirth? I thought once a person died their soul went to the Pure World." Kurama commented.

"That might have been the case were it not for certain circumstances. Because of the seal my soul did go to the Pure World but was reborn after some time leaving behind a copy of that life in the Pure World. The seal seemed to have been engraved into my soul and stored the memories of my past selves into seal itself. I think the limit was six rebirths." Naruto lectured while looking around the room.

Kurama stayed quiet while processing the information and soon remembered to ask to something that was bothering him. "Is that why your eye is red and has the kanji for six? And who were your past reincarnations?"

"My eye is red?" Naruto questioned while looking into the water beneath him. True to Kurama's words, while his left eye still had his Rinnegan activated his right eye was now a bright red with the kanji for six engraved in it. "Hmm…will you look at that…this could be another side effect of the seal…or the rebirths."

Naruto walked towards one of the walls noticing a new pipe that was not present before. "As for my previous lives…I think you might have known a few. You know who my first was obviously, my second life was of an Uzumaki clanswoman who was born a few years after the Uzumaki Clan's separation from the Senju Clan, I was a brilliant medic. My name was Chiyu Uzumaki."

Following the pipe it suddenly lowered into the ground and beneath the water, making its way to the center of the room a bit of distance away from seal gates.

"My third was of a wondering shinobi that lived in the conflict present during the middle years of the Clan Wars; I created chakra strings and the art of puppetry, my name was Monzaemon Chikamatsu. My fourth life was of a Senju clansman, I gained an unparalleled mastery over Suiton jutsu, I was highly skilled in Jikūkan ninjutsu and I created the Edo Tensei." Kurama was shocked, and remembering his previous session almost whimpered again. 'Curses! He knows about the Valley of The End!'

"My name was Tobirama Senju, I was also known as the Nidaime Hokage. My fifth life was as an orphan in what today is today called Amegakure. The memories of that life are somewhat sad and bitter but it had its bright moments. My friends and I tried to bring peace to Ame but I died to protect them. My name was Yahiko."

Naruto leaned down and probed under the water until he made contact with the pipe. He ran his hands near the pipe and felt what seemed to be a valve. "My sixth and last life was of an Uchiha clansman, I did not make it pass thirteen years. I died protecting a friend so I do not regret my past actions. I served under the team on who later will be your sealer, the Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze. My name was Obito Uchiha." Kurama growled after Naruto mentioned the Yondaime's name but quickly snuffed the sound when Naruto turned to him. Naruto turned back to the valve and turned it all the way.

"I just love new surprises!" Naruto exclaimed as a rumbling shook the mindscape after an indigo colored energy rushed through the pipe which followed the other four pipes. "It seems I just gained a new energy to play with. As for your future Kurama…I'll have something planned soon for you." Naruto replied with a grin which Kurama replied with a huff. "The suspense is killing me…"

Naruto coughed and stared at Kurama. "What was that?" He asked. Kurama flinched in remembrance.

"I can't wait to get out of here. Last time I was crucified! With spikes!" Kurama amended.

"Don't be such a whiner, Kurama. Just take a nap or something while I work. From my experiences the shinobi world needs a very rough wakeup call." Naruto chided and he made his way down the darkened passageways and to the waking world.