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Thank you for the reviews. I'm sticking pretty closely to the original story but as stated in the previous chapter, I will be making changes.

Edward looked at Emmett confused while Bella let out a snicker causing Emmett to smirk.

"Hound." Bella said looking at Emmett. "He's a brownie hound."

Emmett grinned before turning when they heard a clacking sound. Bella and the rest of them followed suit to see Alice eating her fingernails. Rosalie made a disgusted face while Edward's mouth had fallen open. It was comical really. You would've thought she was doing something serious. She looked up to see them staring and said nothing before biting her nail again.

"You keep eating your hand your not going to be hungry for lunch." Emmett said.

Alice glared before spitting her nail across the room.

"I've seen you before you know." Emmett said pointing at her then at the door where Mr. Vernon had leaned his head to watch them. Relaxing in his seat, he looked back at him while Alice faced foreword looking put out.

In front of her Edward was talking to himself while clipping his pen to his lips.

"Who do I think I am? Who are you? Who are you? I am a walrus." He said making Bella let out a silent laugh. Emmett was watching Edward silently and after a few moments Edward noticed because he pulled the pen off of his lips as Emmett jerked his scarf off.

Looking at him again, Edward began taking his coat off only to realize Emmett had begun to do the same. Instantly Edward pulled his back on and made a show of rubbing and blowing on his hands as if he were cold. After another moment of tension he said, "It's the shits huh?"

Emmett said nothing continuing to stare at him, making Edward laugh nervously. Shaking her head Bella came to his defense.

"Em, stop trying to scare him."

Emmett looked at Bella for a moment and she offered him a small smile and his face softened a fraction before sitting back in his seat. Edward let out a small sigh of relief before shooting Bella a look of thanks. She gave him a short nod then turned back in her seat. She should have known though that Emmett would quickly pick on someone else and she was right. He had crinkled up his paper and threw it right between Rosalie and Jasper making Jasper look back. Leaning slightly back in his chair he began singing.

"Na na na na na na na na na na. Na na na na na na na." Miming his movements with foot stomps and air guitar while Rosalie looked annoyed and Jasper studied his fingers. Edward looked at him and fought back a smile while Bella shook her head. Rosalie turned to Jasper and quietly murmured.

"I can't believe this is happening to me."

Bella rolled her eyes before replying.

"Yeah cuz its such a treat for the rest of us to be stuck in here with you."

That stopped Emmett who let out a short laugh and Edward turned to look at Bella in surprise. Alice's mouth had quirked up the tiniest fraction but remained silent as ever. Rosalie however was glaring at Bella and had turned completely in her chair.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me princess. You act like your so put upon for having to be stuck here with us. Like your so much better. Your not. Your just the same as the rest of us and you need to stop acting like were nothing more than shit on your shoe."

Rosalie stood up so fast she almost tipped her chair over and instantly invaded Bella's personal space stopping only when she was two inches from her face.

"You don't know what your talking about so I advise you to shut up before I shut you up."

Bella looked up at her before she smiled and stood up causing Rosalie to falter but not back down.

"Any time your ready say the word."

They continued to glare at each other silently until Bella felt a hand on her arm. It was Edward and he was shaking his head silently at her. Looking at Edward for a long moment, she glared daggers at Rosalie before taking her seat not missing the surprised looks that Emmett and Jasper were giving her. Emmett more so because he'd never known Bella to back down and he knew it had had something to do with Edward. Looking over at him, Emmett noticed his gaze was on Bella who was staring at her sneakers looking pissed. Deciding to break the tension, Emmett spoke again.

"Oh shit!" He sighed dramatically causing everyone to look at him. "What are we supposed to do if we have to take a piss?" He asked turning to look at Rosalie.

"Please." She said turning back to the front.

"You gotta go. You gotta go." Emmett said unzipping his pants causing Jasper to turn around.

"Oh my gosh." Rosalie said keeping her gaze toward the front feeling a blush creep up her neck when she heard him grunt softly.

Jasper looked down and then back up before saying. "Hey your not urinating in here man."

"Don't talk, don't talk it makes it crawl back up."

Bella's shoulders were shaking from her trying not to laugh. She knew what Emmett was doing and and she was grateful he had successfully distracted her and everyone else. A small part of her wondered where Mr. Vernon was however, its not like they were being quiet anymore. She noticed that when Emmett had told Jasper not to talk Edward had leaned his head down as well and blurted out.

"Why are you trying to check out Emmett's junk?"

Edward glared at her and said nothing choosing to watch Jasper and Emmett instead. Bella silently berated herself before turning her head back to them as well.

"You whip it out and your dead before the first drop hits the floor."

Emmett finally looked up.

"Gah. Your pretty sexy when you get angry. Grrrrr."

Edward and Bella burst out laughing and Jasper glared at them before turning back in his seat and Emmett straightened back up.

"Hey homeboy." He said to Edward who pointed at himself. "Why don't you go close that door and we'll get the prom queen impregnated."