Chapter 2

Talk to Yuki Nagato

Three weeks have passed since the S.O.S Brigade was created, all of us are in the clubroom doing our things.

Asahina was brewing us tea with a kettle Haruhi brought from home.

Yuki still reading that book that I got use to and me and Kyon playing with some game he brought that was left in his attic.

"Okay guys we need a computer." Haruhi said sitting on top of the table, next to her was a black pyrimid that said leader. (tell me if I'm wrong)

"Yes and, just go to the store." I said. "No we will be getting it closer." Haruhi said. "Closer, how close?" Kyon asked.

Then Haruhi grabbed both me Ashahina and Me. "Come on!" Haruhi said while running out of the room we stop at the club next to us and I know that face, this will not end well.

Then Haruhi burst through the door already latten go of Ashahina and me and shouted. "HELLO WE ARE HERE TO TAKE A COMPUTER PLEASE, WHERE'S THE PRESIDENT!"

"Hey I am and who are you people." The guy at the back said.

"My name is Haruhi Suzumia leader of the S.O.S Brigade and here are my servants." Haruhi said.

Wait now we are your servants. "Wait why whould we give you a free computer the one that we paid out of our own money." The president said.

Haruhi got that smirk again this won't end well. "All right hey Mikuru come here." Haruhi said while Mikuru came behind Haruhi.

NO MIKURU!

"Gohan hold this camera for me." Haruhi said as she through it at me.

"Haruhi please stop I know what you're planning but please sto-. "

"KYAAAAAAAAA!" It was too late Haruhi grabbed the presidents arm and made him touch Mikuru's boob.

"What are you, AHH!" President said but interrupted by Haruhi kicked him down. "Gohan take the pictures now" Haruhi said to me.

"Haruhi what are you doing I won't do that." I said. "Fine give me the stupid camera." Haruhi said as she grabbed the camera out of my hands and took some pictures.

"If you don't give us a computer these pictures will be at the main school board." Haruhi frightened the president.

"Okay take that one." He said pointed to a random computer on the left side.

Haruhi took out a piece of paper and said. "You know I been to the electric store yesterday and asked a guy for all the latest models this wasn't one of them." Haruhi said.

She planned this far ahead. Wait you should of bort one then Haruhi.

"Ah now this one." Haruhi said as she walked to the left side. "NO! We bort that one last month." He said.

Haruhi waved her camera reminding him that she would take it to the bill board.

"Fine take it you thieves." He said.

He is right we are thieves. After that haruhi made them to connect the computer to the SOS Brigade and the internet into the school's domain and install all the programs. Man can't believe we just did that.

While they were doing that Mikuru was still in the computer club crying I tried to cheer her up by telling her that I use to be a crybaby before Mr. Piccolo trained me. Well except for the training part of course.

Tomorrow

We were just doing what we did yesterday. Haruhi came in and said to us.

"HELLLO SEE WHAT I'VE GOT!" Haruhi shouted bringing in a bag.

"Hey Asahina I got a present for you." Haruhi told Asahina.

"Oh really what is it? WAH!" Asahina was shocked on what she is looking at. It was a red bunny outfit.

"You're going to where it." Haruhi said.

"WHAT! But why." Asahina said trying to get out of this mess.

"You're going to help me handing out out leaflets to all the school to send out the excitement." Haruhi said.

"Now hold it!" Kyon said trying to protect Asahina but was interrupted.

"Shut up now Asahina how about we get you unchanged." Haruhi said while unbuttoning her shirt.

With me and Kyon reflexes we got out of the room quickly with us blushing.

"Whoa damn Haruhi would you at least give us a chance to get out of the room." Kyon said to himself.

Couple of minutes have passed and all we could hear was Asahina's screeching.

When the door opens we both blushed on what we saw. Ashahina on a red bunny outfit and Haruhi in a black bunny outfit. Both had a bit of their cleavage sticking out.

Before we could say anything Haruhi gone to the front of the school while holding tons of leaflets for the club on her left and Asahina's rabbit ears on her right.

While they were going Kyon somehow raised hand to his face sideways like he is saying sorry.

"Sorry Asahina I already broken our promise." Kyon said.

"What do you mean?" I said. "When we ended the club yesterday I promise Asahina that I will protect from Haruhi looked I failed huh." Kyon said in sorrow.

When we got back in we were shocked, Nagato were right in front of us and said. "Park, downtown, 7pm, tonight." Nagato said.

Then she exited the room without another word. When we looked down we noticed Haruhi's and Asahina's clothes on the floor.

Been half an hour of tidying the room but we finished.

When the sun is setting and Haruhi came back furious.

"Those blasted teachers what do they think they are!" Haruhi shouted.

"What happened?" Kyon said. "When we were doing so well handing these papers out someone called the stinking teachers and took us to the principle." Haruhi said

"Well who wouldn't I mean I would do it I can't believe they didn't call the police?" Kyon said.

Yea I can't believe that if I didn't go to this school I would take them away, well except for asahina… speaking of which where is she.

"I'm going home today's club is finish!" Haruhi said.

When Haruhi left I and Kyon started to pack up until Kyon said.

"Hey what do you think Nagato wanted to say?"

"I don't know but I think is important." I said

Later

Later I told my mum that I'm going to be late.

Me and Kyon went to the park (Kyon know what park it was so he leaded the way) When we got there it was 7:10. Yea we were little bit late but hey I think Nagato won't mind.

We saw Nagato just standing there still wearing her school uniform.

"Hey Nagato what do you want to talk to us about." I said.

Nagato walked past us and started saying. "Apartment." Nagato said.

Yea we were shocked and Nagato said. "Don't worry there is no one at home."

THAT'S MAKES IT MORE SURSPICAS!

"Hey Gohan what's going on." King Kai joined me. "Um is a long story." I said.

When we got into Nagato's apartment without a word, we got to the lounge, there was no furniture there was only a table and three cushions.

When we sat Nagato Gave us some drinks started saying.

"Me and Haruhi aren't humans."

"Yea we kinder thought that you two ain't normal." Kyon said. "No I don't mean our personality I mean litely ." I and Kyon and King Kai were shocked about this information.

"I am an android from this race called the data entity, I was created three years ago to absurd Haruhi Suzumia, three years ago there was a giant explosion of data and all of them came from Haruhi Suzumia. From that point they build me along with a few others came to earth and see Haruhi's every move. But Haruhi herself don't know about it and we plan to keep it that way.

Gohan it came to my intentions that you're not completely human either." Nagato said. *Gasp how did she know.* I thought.

"Is that true?" Kyon asked. "Yes my father was an alien to this race called the sayians, the most powerful and the most bloodthirsty people in the universe, he was sending to earth as a baby with a single goal. Destroy everything." I said.

"But would this world been destroyed by now." Kyon said. "No, when my father was a baby an old man took him in but there was an accident." I said.

"And what was that?" Kyon asked. "The old man dropped him down a waterfall that could easily kill a human baby but my dad was tough even back then so normal circumstances won't hurt him but it did make him forget about his mission and his race." I said.

"While my father was growing up along with his strength fourt with many strong opponents more powerful than the last, he married a earth women Chi-Chi then gave birth to me, so you could say I am semi- Sayian or half alien." I said.

"So Nagato what have this got to do with Kyon and I?" I said. "You two have been chosen by Haruhi Suzumia from day one and you two are the closes people that have interacted with suzumia and more of that data have come out." Nagoto said.

*Well now I what those signals King Kai felt* I thought.

Man this has gotten more complicated then I thought.

To be continue