Fluttershy was walking up to Twilight's house with some animals helping her gently carry the bandaged up creature when she saw Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack with creatures similar to the one she ran into. "uh, hi guys, are you here for the same reason I am? if you don't mind me asking?" Fluttershy asked her her quiet tone.
"If yer talkin' bout identifyin' these here critters , then yup." Applejack responded.
"um, okay." she looked at the other two and saw that one was awake and the other was out like a light. Rainbow Dash knocked on the door waiting for a response. "Spike, get the door!" Twilight shouted inside.
"okay!" he responded. When he opened the door he saw the ponies along with three strange creatures, two unconscious and one tied up. "Uh, Twilight? We have an issue."
20 minutes later
"well did you find anything" Rarity asked.
"nope, not a single thing. I wonder where they came from." she thought.
"let's interrogate them" Suggested Rainbow Dash.
Austin snickered at the thought. "hey, what's so funny" Rainbow Dash asked in a menacing tone.
"well first off, I'm too loyal to say anything, Element Zero is so demented he will just talk circles around you, and Trollicus so derpy he will just constantly troll you." Zane immediately shot awake and shouted "80'S HAIRCUT!"
"SHUT UP!" Austin retorted. Austin and Zane started arguing and name calling. Fluttershy was about to step in when Nathan spoke up "shut the hell up you two I am trying to sleep." Fluttershy redirected her stare to Nathan "what did I say about cussing mister?" Nathan just looked away and said "yeah yeah, no cussing..." Twilight approached the creatures and asked "so, what are your names?"
Nathan decided not to tell them their real names so he went with their code names. "I am Element Zero, the blonde one is Dark Wing and the derpy one is Fernando "Trollicus" Rodriguez, Trollicus for short."
"...ok?" she said feeling slightly confused while Zane muttered "twilight just got trolled."
"well I haven't got the time for this so good bye." Nathan said as he warped him, Zane and Austin away.
"where'd they go?" They all shouted
"boy am I glad we got away from that" Nathan said as they walked down the stairs from Twilight's room "..."
"GIT EM" Applejack Shouted
"DERP" Zane shouted before turning into smoke and vanishing into the floorboard, and Austin ran through the wall like he had frikkin no clip on.
"hah escape." Nathan tried warping but failed "ooh right, can only warp more then myself once before I need to recharge."
Immediately all the ponies dog piled on Nathan "OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT, MY FUCKING ARM, RIBS, AND LEG." Fluttershy got off the pile and said "GUYS GET OFF HE HAS BROKEN BONES!" everyone got up and looked at Nathan who got up and dusted himself off and acted as though he was fine. "Wha- but I thought you hurt." Fluttershy said
"I wasn't. It was just an elaborate way of taking a nap while getting to mess with your heads." he said walking to the door while they all stood there stunned. Nathan was half way to the rendezvous point in Whitetail Forest when Fluttershy caught up to him and stopped him "can I help you?" he asked?
"so, you not h-hurt?" she said in her soft tone.
"fit as a fiddle" he responded
"oh, okay" she said as she headed back to Twilight's library house.
"Son of a bitch I thought she'd never leave." Nathan sighed at being able to freely speak, but he spoke too soon. Fluttershy appeared in front of him and gave him the stare "you know what Element, I'm just going to stick with you to make sure you stop cursing."
"oh darn" he said as he started walking before Rainbow Dash stopped him in his tracks and got into a whatever fighting stance ponies get into. "Hold up, where do you think your going?" Rainbow Dash said assertively as the others caught up and surrounded Nathan. He sighed and said "3, 2, 1..." then Applejack's stand blew up. "wha! WHAT IN TARNATION DID YA DO TO MAH STAND!"
"nothing, I just had my acquaintances blow it up." he said as he attempted to sneak away but was stopped by Twilight "your not going anywhere until we get answers." she threatened.
'tsk, its not daytime so I can't use the sun to my advantage sooo, FLASHBANGS' he thought pulling out a flashbang from his jacket and setting it off. The ponies were dazed as Nathan grabbed Fluttershy and escaped. "wha- where'd he go?" Rarity said still slightly dazed. "and where the hay is Fluttershy" Twilight added.
"He musta pony napped her" Applejack stated looking around for them
meanwhile...
Nathan approached his friends
"took you long enough." Zane commented
"had some issues" Nathan replied
"why are you carrying a dazed Fluttershy?" Austin asked
"she won't let me curse so she decided to fucking stalk me" he said chuckling until Fluttershy snapped out of her daze and stared right at Nathan "NO. MORE. CURSING." Nathan just looked away thinking 'AVOID THE STARE' she clew out of his arms and looked at him "Look at me when I'm talking to you!" Nathan slightly turned his head to where she could stare at his eyes. "what do you have to say for yourself." she asked waiting for a reply
"TROLL HER WITH COUNTER STARE NATHAN" Zane shouted
"You derp-headed twit, you just told her his real name" Austin yelled at zane
"what?" Fluttershy said realizing what he said when she turned her head back to Nathan he was staring at her blankly. "what are you- so preeettttyyyyyy" she said as she looked at his sky blue eyes. She tackle him and sat on his chest staring at his eyes "preeetyyyy"
"Trollicus?" he said gesturing to Zane
"yeah?" he responded
"this is why I don't counter troll with my stare." he tried getting Fluttershy off of him but to no avail. "guys a little help here?" Zane and Austin went to help him but Fluttershy just stared them down until the backed off then went back to looking at Nathan's eyes. "worst DNA altercation ever" he muttered.
