A/N: Ok, since I got one review, I decided to go ahead and write the HP chapter! I might combine chapter 3 in this one, to make it longer, since my last chapter wasn't even 1,000 words... : (

And BIG thanks to dance is a spork, who was my first commenter EVER! : )

Angel: WORLD DOMINATION!

Taco: Angel, I thought Bella took you to the WR!

Angel: She did. I'm wearing a yellow dress, aren't I?

Taco: See? Yellow is a color after all, Angel! I think you're improving already!

Angel: YELLOW WILL NOT BE A COLOR WHEN I'M QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!

Taco: Nevermind...

Fang:...

Max: I LOOOVVEEE-

Taco: Shut It! Anyways...hope you enjoy reading about my morning! : )


Taco's POV:

I placed my empty skim-milk chocolate-milk on the sparkling glass desk. I ordered everything breakable out of the room before Harry showed up. I knew there would be jinxes flying around, and this glass furniture wasn't old, you know!

So instead, Felix and Thresh moved my glass furniture out, and replaced it with plastic furiture. I had a small, circular, plastic, green desk. Two lawn chairs, a cheap therapist bed, and two small beanbag chairs.

I slid two fingers across my desk and coughed. Ugh. Dust everywhere. Creepy little dead skin cells.

"Miss. Taco? Harry has checked into the lobby," Mrs. Weasly came in and told me. Poor woman. This year Ginny will open up the Chamber of Secrets...again. Didn't another reader just finish that book last week? I'm tired of her taking off to go see Ginny at Hogwarts, or cussing a Belatrix. But was most tiring was when the readers were reading the Order of the Pheonix. She never shows up for work. Jane wasn't exactly what you would label as "Assistant Material".

It was last week that Mrs. Weasly had to go to Hogwarts to cry about Ginny being stolen by the heir of Slytherin...again...

"Molly, who else would assist me but you?" I begged as she left her office early last week.

"I'm sorry," She said, crying. "But I need to visit Hogwarts! Virginia has been stolen!" She sobbed.

I was stunned when she went into the bathroom ans never reappeared. Jane snuck up behind me and said, "I'll do the job." Jane smiled. I gasped. This was much too dangerous. But...I was desperate.

"Fine," I told her as I began to walk away. Then the pain began. Excruciating pain. I wanted to die. But I couldn't. How could I die? I wanted to die! I looked for the closest thing to do. Hmm, running in front of a car was a good option. Then, the pain would end. I snapped back into my senses. In between my screaming I yelled at her, "FINE! I'LL JUST KILL YOU OFF IN MY NEXT FANFICTION!" The pain subsided.

"Now. Go. Get. Bella. Cullen." I growled. I wanted a shield at all times.

So now, I was more careful about who to hire.


A/N:

Me: Okay, so that was part one of this chapter!

Harry: DEATH EATERS ARE EVERYWHERE!

Me: Yay. Can't wait for our appointment...

Fang:...

Angel: WORLD DOMINATION!

Me: Angel...hon...I'll just reschedule next week's appointment to tomorrow...

Jane:(in an evil tone) Hello, Taco...

Me: And then Edward Cullen came, broke Jane's neck, then burned her pieces into ashes.

Jane:...what?

POOF! Edward Cullen popped into the story!

Edward: Umm...where's Jane? Oh, a ha...

Fang:...

I won't tell you the gory rest...but...it ain't pretty...!

Me: I will try to post part two of chapter 2 later...it's 2:30, and I NEED LUNCH!

Fang: I thought you had some pizza.

Me: Don't be stupid, Fang. That was my breakfast.

Fang: Isn't that unhealthy?

Me: Hey! Pizza's the perfect breakfast meal! It has veggies, fruits, milk product, grain...

Fang: Wasn't that a cookie-pizza that you ate anyways?

Me: Touché...