Maharl100: I'll apologize now for not uploading this chapter soon. I mean I all ready have 6 and a half chapters so far I'm going to have to get on that. Stupid mid terms got in the way.
Everyone: (Eyeing Maharl100) You studied for mid terms, really.
Maharl100: No they got in the way of my naps. Beside my teacher gave us cheat sheets with the answers on them.
Taoren46: Your teachers aren't even trying to teach you are they?
Hakkai: Maharl100 how did you make it to 9th grade?
Maharl100: By having Taoren46 do my homework duh.
Taoren46: (In the corner hugging her knees) I hate you.
Maharl100: Now lets get on with the chapter, I'm sick of talking about my edumacation.
Gojyo: She dose know theres no 'ma' in education right.
Sanzo: I'd hope so.
Maharl100: Come on I have to go take a nap in another 10 minutes.
Goku: But that's your third one.
Maharl100: (All mean) A tired Maharl100 is a mean Maharl100 and you won't like me when I mean. (Now nice) Now on to the chapter.
Goku turned into a girl! Chapter 2 'ERO KAPPA!'
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, TO ME YESTERDAY." Goku's high pitched voice filled the air as he felt the two round things on his chest, then pulled on the elastic of his shorts and underwear looking down them. "HAKKAI, WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!" he yelled.
"Goku, calm down I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this. You were hit with a dart yesterday after all." Hakkai comforted him getting closer to examine the boy turned girl.
"That's right, everything after that's a blur." Goku replied jumping into Hakkai's arms.
"There, there Goku. Every things going to be alright." Hakkai hesitantly rubbed Goku's back.
"W-what do we do, Hakkai?" Goku asked him ready to cry.
"For now lets see what Sanzo, wants to do." Hakkai answered leading Goku out of the room and into the hall.
"HEY, Hakkai hows the monkey." Gojyo called walking toward them. He turn to female Goku. "Why, hello there. I'm Sha Gojyo, but you can skip the formality and just call me Gojyo." His arm slowly wrapted around Goku's slender hips, pulling him in closer.
Goku's worse nightmare had just taken place before his own two eye's. "Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" If only he had known his wailing would just make things worse. "AAAaaaaa-mphh?" Goku's eye's went wide as they could, Gojyo had just covered his mouth with his own in attempt to stop him from crying any further, boy was he wrong. Gojyo removed his lips. Hakkai stood there stunned at how fast Gojyo moved, he didn't even have time to intervene. "Sniff... Sniff..." Goku's eye twitched for a second Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! GOJYO, JUST KISSED ME... AND ON THE LIPS. IT'S MY WORSE NIGHTMARE COME TRUE." Goku cried out.
"Gojyo." Hakkai said quickly pulling Goku away from Gojyo.
"What'd I do?" Gojyo questioned jumping back from them both.
"This is Goku." Hakkai stated gesturing to the sodding girl that clung to him.
"That's Goku, noway the monkey's a retorted male not a smoke'n hot female." Gojyo replied in shock and denial, as he shook his head.
"IT IS ME YOU, ERO KAPPA!" screamed Goku whacking him numerous times like a girl up sent at there boyfriend.
"Goku, calm down. Gojyo didn't know it was you at the time." Hakkai graded Goku pulling him away from Gojyo again.
"What the hell happened to the monkey, how did he turn into a hot teenage girl." Gojyo questioned.
"That dart must have done this, we were just on are way to see what Sanzo makes of it and what he wants to do now." Hakkai told him dragging Goku back over to Sanzo's room.
"No, Hakkai Sanzo's probably going to see me as a nuisance now and leave me here all by my self." Goku told him trying to run but couldn't for Hakkai was stronger then him. He mentally cursed the person who had done this to him.
"Goku, Sanzo's going to have ta find out sooner or later and I promise Hakuryu won't move a budge with out you in him." Hakkai replied opening the door to Sanzo's room. The two entered the room and Gojyo followed.
Sanzo sat at the table in his room reading the news paper and having a smoke. The ash try in front of him was half full. "Sanzo..." Hakkai called out to him.
Sanzo glanced up at Hakkai then to female Goku beside him. "Did Gojyo bring one of the females at the bar back to the inn again?" question Sanzo.
Water welled up in the corner of Goku's eye's "Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The load high pitched wail filled the air again.
Maharl100: Now I just want to say this again because I got a review for the first chapter from Jugo'sGirl, the review was 'Please write more! You should have Gojyo hit on Goku BEFORE he learns it's Goku!' and that's just amazing seeing how I already had the chapter made just didn't post it. So round of applause to Jugo'sGirl.
Taoren46: Anything else you want to say, Maharl100?
Maharl100: Hmmmm, Oh and no FLAMES. If I get a FLAME, Gojyo gets hurt.
Gojyo: What!
Goku: Sanzo, why are all fan girls crazy?
Sanzo: How should I know she's your fan girl.
Taoren46: that's why she has a picture of him on the ceiling over her bed.
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Maharl100: Well it's time for my nap, nighty night. (leaves the room)
Taoren46: Get back here you can't take a nap this early in the morning. (Chases after her)
Hakkai: I suppose I'll close the chapter then. Please review, more reviews means faster updates is what Maharl100 said.
