uwaa! sorry to those who'll be disappointed! I just want a wee bit of help...

I can't seem to know what to write after this!

I would LOVE to hear some suggestions! and maybe a few pick-up lines too? XD


Hyuga Neji is mad. Scratch that, he's not mad. He's enraged.

Why, you ask?

Well, it all started couple of days ago when three giggling girls, namely Tenten, Sakura and Ino, brought home an unconscious Hinata.

And of course Neji, being the overprotective brother/cousin/protector that he is, questioned the girls about what the hell happened for his precious cousin to be resulted in such a state.

To his immense disappointment, all he got were high pitched squeals and another bout of evil laughter.

What. The. Hell.

Because of that though, he decided to just ask his cousin when she woke up. With that thought Neji just took his cousin from the arms of her friends and closed the door in hopes of saving his sensitive ears from all the high pitched noise.

What would he do if his hearing was destroyed because of the cries of Banshees right? A shinobi needs good hearing too you know. What if because of those shrieking noises that Hinata-sama's friends were making made him lose his good hearing, causing him to not be able to hear an enemy shinobi from approaching when he's out on a mission? And what if the enemy shinobi got close enough to cut his lustrous and oh so wonderful hair? NO! He will never allow such atrocity to happen-!

Oops we're getting out of topic. Where were we?

Oh right! The reason for Neji's sourer than usual mood.

Anyway, after Neji carefully tucked Hinata into her bed a servant told him that they received a bouquet of flowers that was addressed to Hinata.

And so, Neji, in one of his Hinata-sama's-safety-is-my-responsibility mode, checked the flowers first to make sure that it was safe. Hinata is the heiress of one of the most prestigious clans in the country after all so assassinations in disguise as gifts were not uncommon.

Satisfied that the flowers were harmless he checked the card.

The contents of the card made his delicate eyebrows rise, his jaw drop and his eyes twitch.

Dear Hinata-san,

Does the Hyuga compound have sprinklers in case of fires?

If it does, then you have to be careful,

Because you're so HOT you might accidentally set it off. *twitch*

From: Mr. Right. *twitch twitch*

P.S. I still have diarrhea-like feelings Hinata-san (twitch twitch twitch)

P.P.S. Even when you're not with me, I still feel as if you're farting. (Smiley face)

After he read the card more twitching ensued.

Needless to say that Neji took a while to get over from his shock that his eyes looked weird from excessive twitching and his open jaw attracted more than a few flies.


uh...yeah...so what do you guys think COULD happen?

please tell me! XD