This chapter is dedicated to Sicklen (and Mitch XD) because Sicklen rock my socks off with her reviews that always make me smile and giggle. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I did they show would be called Yoa-I-Oh but that's a different story for a different time, boys and girls. Please sit back and enjoy chapter two of Poetry 101.

"Kukukukuku..." Jou backed away from the ancient thief interror only to bump into Seto Kaiba. Let's see, an anti-social CEO or a crazed Egyptian that was currently writing poetry... Jou took his chances with the local I-sure-as-hell-wasn't-a-priest-in-my-past-life, Blue Eyes White Dragon fanatic. "Have you finally come to admit that I'm your surperior in every way, shape, and form," Seto asked as Jou took he took a seat by the CEO. The blonde raised an eyebrow and smirked. "How's Ryou," Jou politely asked. At the sound of his hikari's name Bakura instantly stilled and the class froze in fear as the room temperature dropped by 5 degrees. Before he could even formulate a plan to castrate Seto Kaiba, Bakura found himself shoved to the front of the classroom. The teacher raised an eyebrow and motioned for him to begin. Bakura sighed, so much to do but so little time... He smiled shyly at the class and everyone swooned. Bakura inwardly smirked. 'It's showtime!'

Blondie by Bakura Ryou

He's not that smart but his heart is in the right place,

And he wants to win the race,

Of life and bring home medals of gold,

With a smile that never grows weary or cold,

He would move heaven and earth to save the life of a friend,

His stubbornness rivals his courage and annoys me to no end,

Because he makes me smile and makes my heart flutter,

And when he looks at me I melt like butter,

And I curse this stupid feeling,

As it sends my mind reeling,

When it tickles my senses,

And gets past my defenses.

I'm getting to old for this,

But all I need is your kiss,

Because that would be true bliss,

Just make sure you don't miss,

I don't even know why I put up with this…

He's a rare jewel that I'm itching to steal,

Intelligence isn't his forte but he makes up for it in sex appeal,

When he walks into a room the world stops to stare,

Because he's obviously the cutest person there,

His smiles outshines the sun,

He knows how to have a good time, his specialty is fun,

And I'm happy that he's all mine,

It doesn't have to be February for him to be my valentine,

I'm a closet sap; it would ruin my rep,

So watch your step,

Because he's mine and I don't share,

I said it so there.

Bakura sat down but before he did he gave a certain amber-eyed blonde a kiss that was nothing short of orgasmic. Their lips finally broke contact and Jou raised an eyebrow. "That's all," he teasingly asked. Bakura threw the sassy blonde over his shoulder like a bag of rice then looked at Seto. "If you are dumb enough to even think about hurting Ryou then you will face a fate worse than death,"Bakura promised as shadows curled around his feet and danced across the classroom like leaves in the wind. Jou blew a kiss to the class and winked as he and Bakura exited the room. There was total and complete silence then the school shook and zombie frogs were freakin' everywhere. Malik shrieked and jumped into Yami's waiting arms while Marik snickered at the terrified look on Seto's face. "Don't worry," Marik said as he patted Seto's back soothingly, "he's just being over-protrctive because that's what a yami is supposed to do." Seto quickly snapped back to reality and scoffed. "Over-protective, my ass," he yelled, "Ryou is allowed to be with whoever he wants to be with and he wants to be with me!" Seto then stomped out of the classroom and slammed the door behind him. Marik looked at the zombie frog that he named Sir Squishy and sighed happily. "Isn't young love so beautiful," he asked. Sir Squishy looked at Marik and blinked slowly. "Mooooooooo," the half dead amphibian croaked.

To be continued...

Ryou: Has anyone seen Bakura?

Marik: (smirks evily) He's probably in Jou.

Sir Squishy: Mooooooooooo...

Malik: (clings to Yami) I hate frogs... especially zombie frogs!

Two down, four to go! Seto is up next!

Review and you get a zombie frog named Squishy Jr.

Squishy Jr.: ...Chirp chirp.