WELCOME BACK TO..BLOODY AMERICANS!

This story is mine.cuz I wrote it, but erm. Uh, the whole Hogwarts thingie, thats not. That's somebody elses. You know, that lady. *drools*

When we last left our wizarding friends-

Hermione- O.O

Harry- O.O

Ron- O.O

Draco-O.O

Lee- O.O

Now, lets see how our American brethren are holding out-

Kevin, in a whiny voice- Uhhh, I cant figure this chess crap out!!!

Jeff- Well, maybe we can think of something else just as productive to do with the pieces.

Kevin sticks a pawn in his ear.

Jeff- Your so smart......

In the SCR-

Pansy- So, now that your Draco, I just want to get one thing straight!

Christine-And what is that?

Pansy- Me. 0.o

Christine- 0.o

Meanwhile, somehwere else in the castle-

Aaron- Okay, now what are we doing here?

George- We are waiting for someone.

Aaron- Who?

Fred- Honestly, must we tell you everything?!

Aaron- We-

Fred- Shh! Shh, theyre coming!

Aaron- Who?!

Alicia, Katie B. and Angelina walk down the corridor.

Alicia- Man, he is so cute!

Katie B.- Yeah, if you carry around a microscope.

Angelina laughs and says- Well that red-haired one got chicken on my robes!

Katie B. and Alicia, all girlie- Ewwww!!

George and Fred hop out and throw a bucket of white powder all over them, then run away.

Alicia-AAAH!

Katie B.- AAAH!

Angelina-....

Katie B. blinks and Alicia pokes Angie.

Angelina- Huh? Oh, AAAH!

Aaron kind of just stands there.

Alicia- Did you have something to do with this, uh. "Lee"?

Aaron- N-no, um, I didn't do anything.

Katie B.- Aww, your so cute!

Aaron- Er, I am?

Katie B.- Yes! You are, you know, I think were going to have to give you a "special treat".

Aaron- What?

Angelina- Yeah, I think you deserve our "special treats".

Jesse & Chester- Weak.......

Aaron- Kool.so what are these "special treats"?

Alicia- Oh, you'll see..*evil grin*

BACK IN AMEEEEEEERICA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-

Mrs. Author-Ma'am- O.O

CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA

Mrs.Author-Ma'am- EDWIN!!!!!!!!!!

CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA

A little dweeby English boy runs across the stage and trips and falls flat on his face.

CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA

Mrs.Author-Ma'am- *twitch*

Edwin gets up and runs over to her- Yes, Mrs. Author-Ma'am-Sir-Boss-Pooh- Bah, would you like a spot of tea?!?!?!?!

CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA

Mrs.Author-Ma'am- Fix this, Edwin. NOW.

Edwin- Yes, master, right away, master!

Edwin starts running around in circles and runs into Mrs.Author- Ma'am.

Mrs.Author-Ma'am- And he came so highly recommended. Nevermind, we'll just-

CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA

Mrs.Author Ma'am- *whacks the record and it stops* keep on going with the Americans. THIS IS THE ALL-AMERICAN CHAPTER!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

In the janitors closet-

Angelina- Ooooh, Lee imposter-

Katie-Yeah, there we go.

Alicia- Mm-hmm...

Aaron- *whimpers like a dog*

Angelina- Is he a fire engine red or a juicy peach passion?

Aaron sits, tied to a chair with blush, lipstick and eyeshadow on with his hair done up in curlers.

Alicia- Definitely peach! Look at his complexion!

They proceed in painting his nails.

Aaron, thinking- "Special treats." Grrr.I should have known!

GCR-

A weird kind of beeping is heard in the corner of the GCR.

Katie, Jeff and Kevin- *looks up, down and side to side*

Katie stands up and walks over to the *Harry Hotline!!!* phone.

((A/N- WHAT is the Harry Hotline phone, you ask? Well, it's a little duplicate of the Powerpuff Girl's telephone, but with a Harry Potter logo on it. CHA!))

Katie- Hellloooooo...?

Guy on the phone- Hello? Hello! Quick, put Harry on the line! Its urgent!

Katie turns around- Er, uhm."Harry," telephone..

Jeff hops up and strikes a pose- THAT would be me!

He runs over to the phone- Hello? Its me, the one and only, Harry Potter, uh.the boy who lived.with a lighting shaped scar, who saves the day on a daily basis. Harry Potter, me. I'm Harry.yes?

Cricket, cricket.

Guy on the phone- Yes, right. Um, okay. Well, Harry! We need your help!

Jeff, heroically and somewhat maniacally- NOTHING IS TOO BIG! WHAT DO YOU NEED?!

Guy on the phone- A sandwhich!!!

Cricket, cricket.

Jeff hangs up the phone.

Jeff- I don't know how this Harry character deals with this.

Katie- Um, guys, don't you think we should be at the library about now?

Kevin- For what?

Katie- You know, for that.THING.we have to do..?

Jeff- What thing???

Katie- You know, you know. The important..thing...

Jeff and Kevin- 0.o

Jeff- *gasp* OOOOOooooooooh, the "THING". Well we can do that here, cant we?

Katie- But uhm, they're watching..

Kevin- Who?

Katie- *looks at you*

Kevin- *looks at you*

Jeff-.? *looks at you*

Kevin- Who the uh."bloody hell" is that?

Katie- Its- the audience.

Jeff- :-/..*drools* Who?

Katie- The audience.

Katie- *looks at you*

Kevin- *looks at you*

Jeff- *looks at you*

Katie- No issue.

The three start making out.

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YAYNESS! For the like.4 people who actually said they were waiting for it ((yeah right.)) there ya go! I hope u do more than print it out and use it as toilet paper. But hey, your business is your business.

BYE!!!!!!!!

Katie, the one and only!!!