WELCOME BACK TO..BLOODY AMERICANS!
This story is mine.cuz I wrote it, but erm. Uh, the whole Hogwarts thingie, thats not. That's somebody elses. You know, that lady. *drools*
When we last left our wizarding friends-
Hermione- O.O
Harry- O.O
Ron- O.O
Draco-O.O
Lee- O.O
Now, lets see how our American brethren are holding out-
Kevin, in a whiny voice- Uhhh, I cant figure this chess crap out!!!
Jeff- Well, maybe we can think of something else just as productive to do with the pieces.
Kevin sticks a pawn in his ear.
Jeff- Your so smart......
In the SCR-
Pansy- So, now that your Draco, I just want to get one thing straight!
Christine-And what is that?
Pansy- Me. 0.o
Christine- 0.o
Meanwhile, somehwere else in the castle-
Aaron- Okay, now what are we doing here?
George- We are waiting for someone.
Aaron- Who?
Fred- Honestly, must we tell you everything?!
Aaron- We-
Fred- Shh! Shh, theyre coming!
Aaron- Who?!
Alicia, Katie B. and Angelina walk down the corridor.
Alicia- Man, he is so cute!
Katie B.- Yeah, if you carry around a microscope.
Angelina laughs and says- Well that red-haired one got chicken on my robes!
Katie B. and Alicia, all girlie- Ewwww!!
George and Fred hop out and throw a bucket of white powder all over them, then run away.
Alicia-AAAH!
Katie B.- AAAH!
Angelina-....
Katie B. blinks and Alicia pokes Angie.
Angelina- Huh? Oh, AAAH!
Aaron kind of just stands there.
Alicia- Did you have something to do with this, uh. "Lee"?
Aaron- N-no, um, I didn't do anything.
Katie B.- Aww, your so cute!
Aaron- Er, I am?
Katie B.- Yes! You are, you know, I think were going to have to give you a "special treat".
Aaron- What?
Angelina- Yeah, I think you deserve our "special treats".
Jesse & Chester- Weak.......
Aaron- Kool.so what are these "special treats"?
Alicia- Oh, you'll see..*evil grin*
BACK IN AMEEEEEEERICA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-
Mrs. Author-Ma'am- O.O
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
Mrs.Author-Ma'am- EDWIN!!!!!!!!!!
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
A little dweeby English boy runs across the stage and trips and falls flat on his face.
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
Mrs.Author-Ma'am- *twitch*
Edwin gets up and runs over to her- Yes, Mrs. Author-Ma'am-Sir-Boss-Pooh- Bah, would you like a spot of tea?!?!?!?!
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
Mrs.Author-Ma'am- Fix this, Edwin. NOW.
Edwin- Yes, master, right away, master!
Edwin starts running around in circles and runs into Mrs.Author- Ma'am.
Mrs.Author-Ma'am- And he came so highly recommended. Nevermind, we'll just-
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
Mrs.Author Ma'am- *whacks the record and it stops* keep on going with the Americans. THIS IS THE ALL-AMERICAN CHAPTER!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
In the janitors closet-
Angelina- Ooooh, Lee imposter-
Katie-Yeah, there we go.
Alicia- Mm-hmm...
Aaron- *whimpers like a dog*
Angelina- Is he a fire engine red or a juicy peach passion?
Aaron sits, tied to a chair with blush, lipstick and eyeshadow on with his hair done up in curlers.
Alicia- Definitely peach! Look at his complexion!
They proceed in painting his nails.
Aaron, thinking- "Special treats." Grrr.I should have known!
GCR-
A weird kind of beeping is heard in the corner of the GCR.
Katie, Jeff and Kevin- *looks up, down and side to side*
Katie stands up and walks over to the *Harry Hotline!!!* phone.
((A/N- WHAT is the Harry Hotline phone, you ask? Well, it's a little duplicate of the Powerpuff Girl's telephone, but with a Harry Potter logo on it. CHA!))
Katie- Hellloooooo...?
Guy on the phone- Hello? Hello! Quick, put Harry on the line! Its urgent!
Katie turns around- Er, uhm."Harry," telephone..
Jeff hops up and strikes a pose- THAT would be me!
He runs over to the phone- Hello? Its me, the one and only, Harry Potter, uh.the boy who lived.with a lighting shaped scar, who saves the day on a daily basis. Harry Potter, me. I'm Harry.yes?
Cricket, cricket.
Guy on the phone- Yes, right. Um, okay. Well, Harry! We need your help!
Jeff, heroically and somewhat maniacally- NOTHING IS TOO BIG! WHAT DO YOU NEED?!
Guy on the phone- A sandwhich!!!
Cricket, cricket.
Jeff hangs up the phone.
Jeff- I don't know how this Harry character deals with this.
Katie- Um, guys, don't you think we should be at the library about now?
Kevin- For what?
Katie- You know, for that.THING.we have to do..?
Jeff- What thing???
Katie- You know, you know. The important..thing...
Jeff and Kevin- 0.o
Jeff- *gasp* OOOOOooooooooh, the "THING". Well we can do that here, cant we?
Katie- But uhm, they're watching..
Kevin- Who?
Katie- *looks at you*
Kevin- *looks at you*
Jeff-.? *looks at you*
Kevin- Who the uh."bloody hell" is that?
Katie- Its- the audience.
Jeff- :-/..*drools* Who?
Katie- The audience.
Katie- *looks at you*
Kevin- *looks at you*
Jeff- *looks at you*
Katie- No issue.
The three start making out.
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YAYNESS! For the like.4 people who actually said they were waiting for it ((yeah right.)) there ya go! I hope u do more than print it out and use it as toilet paper. But hey, your business is your business.
BYE!!!!!!!!
Katie, the one and only!!!
This story is mine.cuz I wrote it, but erm. Uh, the whole Hogwarts thingie, thats not. That's somebody elses. You know, that lady. *drools*
When we last left our wizarding friends-
Hermione- O.O
Harry- O.O
Ron- O.O
Draco-O.O
Lee- O.O
Now, lets see how our American brethren are holding out-
Kevin, in a whiny voice- Uhhh, I cant figure this chess crap out!!!
Jeff- Well, maybe we can think of something else just as productive to do with the pieces.
Kevin sticks a pawn in his ear.
Jeff- Your so smart......
In the SCR-
Pansy- So, now that your Draco, I just want to get one thing straight!
Christine-And what is that?
Pansy- Me. 0.o
Christine- 0.o
Meanwhile, somehwere else in the castle-
Aaron- Okay, now what are we doing here?
George- We are waiting for someone.
Aaron- Who?
Fred- Honestly, must we tell you everything?!
Aaron- We-
Fred- Shh! Shh, theyre coming!
Aaron- Who?!
Alicia, Katie B. and Angelina walk down the corridor.
Alicia- Man, he is so cute!
Katie B.- Yeah, if you carry around a microscope.
Angelina laughs and says- Well that red-haired one got chicken on my robes!
Katie B. and Alicia, all girlie- Ewwww!!
George and Fred hop out and throw a bucket of white powder all over them, then run away.
Alicia-AAAH!
Katie B.- AAAH!
Angelina-....
Katie B. blinks and Alicia pokes Angie.
Angelina- Huh? Oh, AAAH!
Aaron kind of just stands there.
Alicia- Did you have something to do with this, uh. "Lee"?
Aaron- N-no, um, I didn't do anything.
Katie B.- Aww, your so cute!
Aaron- Er, I am?
Katie B.- Yes! You are, you know, I think were going to have to give you a "special treat".
Aaron- What?
Angelina- Yeah, I think you deserve our "special treats".
Jesse & Chester- Weak.......
Aaron- Kool.so what are these "special treats"?
Alicia- Oh, you'll see..*evil grin*
BACK IN AMEEEEEEERICA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-
Mrs. Author-Ma'am- O.O
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
Mrs.Author-Ma'am- EDWIN!!!!!!!!!!
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
A little dweeby English boy runs across the stage and trips and falls flat on his face.
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
Mrs.Author-Ma'am- *twitch*
Edwin gets up and runs over to her- Yes, Mrs. Author-Ma'am-Sir-Boss-Pooh- Bah, would you like a spot of tea?!?!?!?!
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
Mrs.Author-Ma'am- Fix this, Edwin. NOW.
Edwin- Yes, master, right away, master!
Edwin starts running around in circles and runs into Mrs.Author- Ma'am.
Mrs.Author-Ma'am- And he came so highly recommended. Nevermind, we'll just-
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA-CA
Mrs.Author Ma'am- *whacks the record and it stops* keep on going with the Americans. THIS IS THE ALL-AMERICAN CHAPTER!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
In the janitors closet-
Angelina- Ooooh, Lee imposter-
Katie-Yeah, there we go.
Alicia- Mm-hmm...
Aaron- *whimpers like a dog*
Angelina- Is he a fire engine red or a juicy peach passion?
Aaron sits, tied to a chair with blush, lipstick and eyeshadow on with his hair done up in curlers.
Alicia- Definitely peach! Look at his complexion!
They proceed in painting his nails.
Aaron, thinking- "Special treats." Grrr.I should have known!
GCR-
A weird kind of beeping is heard in the corner of the GCR.
Katie, Jeff and Kevin- *looks up, down and side to side*
Katie stands up and walks over to the *Harry Hotline!!!* phone.
((A/N- WHAT is the Harry Hotline phone, you ask? Well, it's a little duplicate of the Powerpuff Girl's telephone, but with a Harry Potter logo on it. CHA!))
Katie- Hellloooooo...?
Guy on the phone- Hello? Hello! Quick, put Harry on the line! Its urgent!
Katie turns around- Er, uhm."Harry," telephone..
Jeff hops up and strikes a pose- THAT would be me!
He runs over to the phone- Hello? Its me, the one and only, Harry Potter, uh.the boy who lived.with a lighting shaped scar, who saves the day on a daily basis. Harry Potter, me. I'm Harry.yes?
Cricket, cricket.
Guy on the phone- Yes, right. Um, okay. Well, Harry! We need your help!
Jeff, heroically and somewhat maniacally- NOTHING IS TOO BIG! WHAT DO YOU NEED?!
Guy on the phone- A sandwhich!!!
Cricket, cricket.
Jeff hangs up the phone.
Jeff- I don't know how this Harry character deals with this.
Katie- Um, guys, don't you think we should be at the library about now?
Kevin- For what?
Katie- You know, for that.THING.we have to do..?
Jeff- What thing???
Katie- You know, you know. The important..thing...
Jeff and Kevin- 0.o
Jeff- *gasp* OOOOOooooooooh, the "THING". Well we can do that here, cant we?
Katie- But uhm, they're watching..
Kevin- Who?
Katie- *looks at you*
Kevin- *looks at you*
Jeff-.? *looks at you*
Kevin- Who the uh."bloody hell" is that?
Katie- Its- the audience.
Jeff- :-/..*drools* Who?
Katie- The audience.
Katie- *looks at you*
Kevin- *looks at you*
Jeff- *looks at you*
Katie- No issue.
The three start making out.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
YAYNESS! For the like.4 people who actually said they were waiting for it ((yeah right.)) there ya go! I hope u do more than print it out and use it as toilet paper. But hey, your business is your business.
BYE!!!!!!!!
Katie, the one and only!!!
