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Why was everything so fuzzy and blurry? Lily shook her head. The fuzziness was still there. Maybe she was sleeping and dreaming. That had to be it. Lily never had bad eyesight. Wake up. Now. She blinked. Crap. She wasn't asleep. And now she apparently needed glasses. Why her? Why her?

***

James slowly opened his eyes and then quickly shut them again as the memories of the day before hit him. Did what he think happened really happen? Ugh. I cannot believe I hit a girl! Maybe Sirius was right. Maybe I do need anger management classes. Or therapy. He sighed. He might as well get the day over with. He really should apologize to Lily. But, he didn't want to. He felt bad. But not bad enough. God, was he screwed up. Ever since four years ago. He shook his head to block out the memory. He didn't want to think about that. Again, he slowly opened his eyes. Everything was crystal clear. Did he forget to take off his glasses? He felt his face. They weren't there. Gone.

"Yes!" He jumped out of bed. Then froze as soon as he heard the voice that came out. It was girly. Really girly and really high pitched. Maybe Sirius had brought a girl up the previous night. He spoke again. "Hello?" He covered his mouth. "SHIT!" Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Sirius is gonna give me so much crap about this.

***

Lily sat up. The room was still extremely fuzzy. Holy crap! She couldn't see at all. Her vision was horrible. "Hey girls?" Her voice came out deep and for some reason familiar. "Oh great." On top of having her perfect vision give out on her, she also had laryngitis. The day couldn't get any worse.

"Hey, James," a voice, an extremely male voice sounded from behind her.

"Sirius Black! James Potter! Get out of this room now! You aren't allowed in here!"

"What the hell are you talking about?" came Peter's voice.

"Where are you? I can't see you," Lily demanded, having a sinking feeling in her stomach.

"Uh, why don't you put on your glasses?"

"I don't have any glasses."

"Here," snorted Sirius as a pair of glasses was shoved into her hands. "Do need you need help putting them on too?"

"I think I can manage," Lily said. She put them on. Everything went into focus. In front of her stood three half naked boys. She quickly averted her eyes down. "I um, will be right back. Have to go see something." She practically ran out the dorm. It must have been Potter who put her in his bed. She would deal with him after she got dressed.

***

"Hey!"

James's jaw practically dropped open. Five girls were in his dorm! Five girls. He knew all of them but still they were girls. Girls in bras and underwear and pajamas. Thank God for Sirius and his charm.The whole sixth year Gryffindor girls were up here, minus the exception of Lily Evans. He glanced around. That's when he noticed things weren't right. They weren't in his dorm. He was in their dorm. And they were allowing it.

"You okay, Lils?"

"What?" Damn. My voice is still girly.He looked at the girl, Alice, who had spoken. She was looking right at him. But she had addressed him as Lils. He always thought she was odd. "I have to go. I'll be right back." He needed to thank Sirius.

***

She took the stairs two at time. She couldn't believe she had ended up there. Oh was Potter going to pay. She wasn't watching where she was going until she hit a small body. She looked down at who it was. It was her.

***

James loved Sirius at the moment. The stairs didn't even turn into a slide. Amazing! He wasn't really watching where he was going until he ran right into a huge body. He had no idea who it was. He, himself, was about 6'4". No one else was much taller than him. He looked up. It was himself.

***

"OHMYGOD!" Lily screamed. Staring at the girl in front of her.

"OHMYGOD!" The girl looked horrified.

"Who the hell are you, you freak!" Lily was shouting.

"Who the hell are you?!"

"I'm Lily Evans who else do you think I am?!"

"What?!" The girl stared at her.

"What?" Lily asked annoyed. She really wished her voice would stop sounding so… guyish.

"I'm James Potter!"

Suddenly, things clicked. "Give me back my body, Potter! Now!"

"You give me mine back!"

"You give mine back first!"

"What is going on?" Remus came down the stairs. "Are you two okay?"

"Nothing!" They answered simultaneously and then glared at each other.

"Um, okay, then. I'll just go," He pointed at the door and then walked out and shook his head.

"What the fuck did you do?" Lily hissed.

"What do you mean what I did? What did you do?"

"I know you are behind this. You always are! What is it supposed to be anyways? Some sick perverted joke?"

"I'm not like that! Maybe for Sirius but I wouldn't do something like this!"

"Come on, Potter! Admit it. This is right up your alley! Transfiguration is your specialty! You just couldn't wait for the chance to ruin my life anymore!"

"Okay, number one, I don't own an alley, Evans! Number two, this is obviously charms!"

"And number three?" Lily asked snidely.

"Number three, I have better things to do with my life than to screw with yours!"

"Argh!" Lily threw up her hands.

"Look I bet it was something Sirius did. Gave us a polyjuice potion. So all we have to do is wait for a while and we will be back. So right now, I'm going to go back to sleep unless you have a better idea." He started to head up towards the girls' dormitory.

"Oh, no you don't!" Lily grabbed the back of his shirt and flung him down on the coach. "You will sleep right here. I do not trust you in there with my friends."

"All right, fine. But then you don't get to sleep up there either."

"I'm no pervert, Potter. I think I can handle myself."

"Okay, I guess I will go and sleep upstairs with all those naked girls around me."

"Fine! Have it your way!" She ran and got onto the couch before Potter could take it and stuck out her tongue. "But I get the couch," She threw him a smirk as he sat down in a chair, glaring.

Lily blinked. Where was she? She looked around. The common room. She jumped up remembering what had happened. She rushed towards a mirror. Her heart sank. James Potter looked out at her.

"I take it we still aren't back," Potter said, coming up behind her and looking worried for the first time.

"I'm guessing it wasn't polyjuice potion," Lily glared at the boy.

"Apparently."

The two slowly walked over to the couch and sank into it. "What do we do now?"

"No idea."

"Great," she said, sarcastically.

"I don't see you coming up with any ideas either."

"Whatever."

"Whatever," he repeated mocking her. "Look, I guess we could go talk to Dumbledore."

"No!" Lily shouted.

"Why not? He will know what to do!"

"He will put us in an insane asylum if we tell him!"

"What's that?"

"Never mind. The point is, he is going to think we are crazy or we screwed up or something and personally the whole thing is embarrassing enough without all your friends and my friends giving me crap about having a… a… a thingy."

"A thingy?"

"You know. Down there," Lily felt her face heat up.

"Down there? Oh you mean a dick," he started to laugh. "Way to be a prude, Evans."

She fought off the urge to flip him off. "I'm not prude. I just don't want to be discussing something like having a boy's thingy."

He continued to roar with laughter. "You are going to be made fun of for just saying the word. I don't see why we can't tell someone. Out of all the teachers someone is bound to know something."

"You will be teased too," Lily pointed out almost smugly.

"What do you mean?"

"You have a chest now, and you don't have a thingy. You have been womanized."

Potter stared at her for a second in shock. "OH MERLIN! Oh shit!"

"Now do you think we should tell someone?"

"No!" he shook his head. "I will never hear the end of it! High pitched voice, like five feet tall barely, tits, and no… no thingy!"

"Now who's being prude?"

"Great. Great. So what do we do if we can't tell anyone?"

"I'm not sure. I guess just try to be each other as believable as possible and we will probably be back within a couple days, I'm sure of it," Lily said, not sure at all.

"Yeah you're probably right. It is probably some stupid prank Sirius pulled," Potter's voice matched hers in uncertainty. A first for James Potter.

"Right. Yeah. That's definitely it."

Both had a feeling though, that it was something more than that.

"So we missed Transfiguration. Great. McGonagall is going to kill us. So Charms is next. Ugh. I can't believe we have the exact same schedule. Out of all the people I had to have classes with, I had to have all of them with you," Lily moaned.

"I will get right on fixing that mistake," he muttered sarcastically.

"What do you even want to do, Potter?"

"I don't get it."

"Like after you are through with school. What do you even want to do?"

"Play quidditch professionally."

"Of course. You are such a tool."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing."

"Well it's that or nothing. I mean technically the family has enough money I don't even have to work."

"Lazy ass."

"Thanks."

"No problem."

"I guess if I don't become a quidditch star, I would like to be an auror."

"Really?" Lily asked, skeptically.

"Yeah. What about you?"

"What do you think? Use your brain, Potter. I am taking classes for the path of what?"

"Oh. You wanna be an auror?"

"Yeah. What's it to you?"

"Nothing, it's just, you would be really good."

"Uh….. thanks. I guess."

"Yeah," he looked away awkwardly.

"Yep. So, uh, remember I take notes, and I pay attention and I don't prank people and I'm not rude. Think you can remember all that or do I need to go over it again?"

"Ha ha," Potter commented, dryly. "All I have to be is a suck up and I will have you down."

"And all I have to be is a lazy ass who does nothing."

"I think that is the definition of lazy ass, Evans."

"Oh, I'm so proud of you! Reading up on your dictionary again!"

"You're funny. Let's just get the day over with."

"Fine. Let's go. And please do not make me look like a fool in front of everyone."

"I'll do what I can, Evans. I'm not making any promises."

"Perfect. Just perfect. You do one thing to make me look like a fool and I swear to God, I will kick your ass into the next century. Without magic."

"That would be a sight to see. I bet people would pay a ton of money to see that."

"See what, James Potter, supposedly kicking the crap out of some girl?"

"No, see the Lily Evans getting the crap kicked out of her."

"Nice. And why do you always put a 'the' before my name?"

He shrugged. "Everyone does it?"

"What? Why?" asked Lily, baffled.

"That's for me to know and you to find out. I think this will be a good experience for you, Evans, see what people really think of you."

"I know what they think," she snapped. "and I don't care. And talk about this being a good experience for me? It will be a good one for you. You can see what people really think of you."

"Hah. I already know that they think."

"Do you? Well I would be surprised if I were you."

"What? I don't really care what they think either."

"Oh please, Potter, you so do."

He didn't say anything, just glared as the two walked out of the common room in silence.

"What are you doing?"

"Sitting. What the hell does it look like I'm doing?" Lily snapped as she took a seat in the front in the empty Charms classroom.

"You can't sit there," he protested.

"And why not? Last time I checked we were allowed to sit wherever we wanted. Unless that has changed within the past twenty four-ish hours, but then I am sure I would know," she shot him what she hoped to be a sweet smile.

He glared at her once again.

"Quit glaring, Potter. Frowning is bad for my complexion. I do not need wrinkles at age twenty."

Potter snorted. "Then I should have you down wonderfully."

"You are such an ass sometimes."

"Oh, thanks. It's an off day when someone isn't calling me an ass, or rather you."

"I would call you other stuff but I decided to keep words that are within your vocabulary range. Which I must admit is hard. There are very few words of which you could possible understand."

"Has anyone ever told you just how charming you are?"

"Quite frequently. As I can recall you told me that a good number of times last year. Then it seemed you started to get more sarcastic than usual."

"I can't imagine why."

"See there it is again. The sarcasm I have grown to love."

"Says you, the Queen of Sarcasm, herself."

"That's not the only thing I am queen of, Potter. Remember that," She made a move as if trying to flip her hair, forgetting that she no longer had long hair any more.

"Was that what I thought you were suggesting? And don't try to flip my hair like that. It makes me look gay."

"Good."

The rest of the class started to come into the classroom.

"Okay stop being, funny. Get out of this seat. Go sit in the back."

"No," She shot him a glare as he tugged on her arm to try to get her out of the seat.

"I don't sit up front. Ever. Never. Not once in my life. It would ruin my reputation."

"You don't have a reputation to ruin. And I do sit up front. I can't focus as well if I am in the back. And I need focus so I don't mess up the notes."

"I don't take notes either!"

"You do now," she looked at him.

He threw up his hands and started to walk to the back of the classroom.

"What are you doing? I can't be seen sitting back there." Lily grabbed his arms quickly.

"And I can't be seen sitting up here."

"I'm not moving. Besides, I am head girl. I am someone people look up to. They can't look up to me if I am sitting in the back slacking off."

"People can't look up at you anyways, Evans. You are too short."

"Oh, very, funny. Now sit," she forced him into the seat next to her and quickly muttered a charm so he couldn't get up.

Potter tried to move. "What did you do? I can't get out of it!"

"You are going to sit there and take notes like a good little boy. Or should I say girl." Snickered Lily.

"Shut up." He crossed his arms and slumped in his seat.

"Sit up straight," she hissed.

He slumped farther down in the seat and spread his legs apart.

"And cross your legs! No girl can sit like that, unless she has pants and you are wearing a skirt. Everyone is going to see that."

Potter glared at her than reluctantly put his legs together.

"Thank you," she whispered.

"I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for me and to keep myself from being scarred for life. And don't you sit like that either. That makes me look really gay!"

"I'm sitting normally."

"For a girl! Guys do not cross their legs at the ankle nor do they sit up that straight."

"I will sit how I want to sit," Lily sniffed, offended.

"Then I will sit how I want to sit," he opened up his legs.

"Fine. Just do not do that. Cross them at the ankle. I do not want spider legs when I am forty."

"Spider legs?"

"Never mind. Just don't cross them any other way."

"Okay, class," Professor Flitwick stepped into the classroom, giving Lily, or 'James' a weird look. "Today we will be learning about a very hard charm. Everyone please turn your books to page 395 and follow along."

The rest of the day went by pretty much the same. Lily yelling at James for acting not like her and him replying that she wasn't acting like him. Then the threats came about making the other person's life a total hell that they would have to deal with when they switched back. This was the first time that Lily Evans and James Potter had ever been seen as inseparable. Rumors were flying by dinner time. Were they dating? Was it some dare? Did James Potter finally get the girl he had been pining over since third year? Nothing seemed to fit. To an outsiders view, they looked almost the same. They walked different and seemed to have rubbed off on each other. Neither acted like themselves and 'Lily' was often caught giving 'James' a wistful look while 'James' seemed to be giving Lily more dirty looks than usual. They acted as if they couldn't stand to be near the other but never left the others side. Something, Hogwarts would have to get used to over the next couple months.

Lily walked with Potter into the Great Hall for supper. She had seen many strange looks shot towards them, but she ignored them, not caring what rumors were going around. She had better things to do like make sure Potter didn't make a fool out of herself that she would have to fix when she got her body back. It hadn't been a full day yet and she was sick of being Potter. Girls flirted with her left and right. Like they thought he was God's gift to Earth too. No wonder he had such a huge head. It was disgusting, the way girls threw themselves at him. Even more disgusting now that it was her who was getting the girls thrown at her. She had always noticed that the female population of Hogwarts had been inclined towards James Potter, but never had she noticed it like this. She had always scoffed when Potter had mentioned something about a fan club. Now she was starting to think he wasn't just full of bullshit all the time. At least about this.

"Now don't eat like a disgusting pig," She hissed as they walked towards two seats by themselves.

"I don't eat like that."

"Yes, you do and fine then, do not eat like a guy. It is revolting."

"I'm insulted," he commented piling food onto his plate.

"You cannot, and I repeat cannot eat like that! I will gain at least thirty pounds."

"Why do girls do that?"

"Do what?"

"That. The whole not eating thing. It almost as disturbing as watching a girl each like Sirius. Actually no, it is more disturbing. Half the girls at this school are way too skinny."

"So that's your preference. Fat girls," Lily observed.

"No. Just not about to die from starvation type of girls. I don't get why girls think it is attractive to be that skinny. I want a girl to be skinny but fit."

"Wow."

"Wow what?"

"I can no longer say that you are as shallow as I thought."

"Really? You are saying that you don't think I am shallow anymore?"

"No," she snorted. "Just not as shallow. You are still pretty shallow though."

"Thanks?"

"That is as close of a compliment as you are ever getting from me so you better be thankful."

He shook his head and started to eat.

"Chew slower. And close your mouth. I do not want to see your food."

"I am demonstrating how you need to eat like me."

"You are disgusting."

***

James yawned loudly. "Well I am off to bed."

"Not so fast."

He groaned as he felt a strong arm wrap around his. He could not wait until he got his body back. He hated being so weak.

"What now, Evans?"

"We need to go over some rules first," Lily glared down at him. It was weird to see himself that hostile all the time.

"What rules? I am tired. I need to go to bed."

"You are James Potter. I am pretty positive you will be able to handle staying up five minutes later. Now sit down," She pushed him into a chair.

"Watch it!"

"Now first rule. You cannot look at me, my roommates or any other girl naked. I am not lesbian. Second rule. You cannot watch any of them undress."

"Doesn't that fall under the 'no looking at your roommates naked' rule?"

"You are also not allowed to do anything to my body."

"What kind of guy do you think I am?" He asked, disgusted. Sure he liked girls but that, that was crossing a line.

"Just don't do it okay?"

"Wasn't planning on it."

"Okay. Now we can go to bed."

"The same rules should apply to you too."

"Unlike you, I am not going to have a problem following those rules. I do have morals. Good night."

James stared after her as she stalked up the stairs towards the boys' room. He shook his head. Someone seriously needed to remove the stick from her ass. Then, he slowly started to smile. He would get her to loosen up. After all, he did look like her. He could have a little fun this. After all, it would only last a couple more days. He was sure of it. Tomorrow, he had a feeling was going to be absolute chaos

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