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Chapter 2
Me: Hello, I'm back. (looks around and sees dust on the floor, Giles knocked out, Willow in her dark form using magic to push everyone around) Sigh. I can't do anything without having you all kill each other.
Willow: Die! (shoots at me with lightning bolts)
Me: (blocks it and shoots a purifying blast at her)
Willow: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Me: my question who put dust on my -censored- floor? (gets a vacuum cleaner and sucks it up)
Giles: You know that was the vampires, right.
Me: Oh -censored-. (empties it out and revives them)
Vampires: Thanks, .
Me: No problemo.
Xander: Can we call by a nick name.
Me: You can call me NB for short.
Andrew: Alright, NB.
Me: (turns to him, with fiery red eyes) You can't call me that.
Andrew: Then what do I call you?
Me: Call me, taskmaster.
Andrew: Why?
Me: (hits him with a whip) No homo. Now lift up that chair, you too Jonathan and Warren.
Trio: (lifts it up, only for me to sit on it)
Me: Now, onto the questions.
Spike: What do you mean?
Me: Questions by the reviewers. We already went over this! Now this is from tiny nerd:
Soooo, I can make them do anything?
I say Spike should give Buffy a lap dance.
And, Giles, explain to me this: vampires don't have breath, but Spike smokes.
How? (or Spike could explain while lap dancing)
And, I know this is a cast Q&A, but I'd like to ask the author to elaborate
on his statement about not supporting homosexual relationships. Not judging,
just curious.
That's all.
-the tiny nerd
Me: As long as isn't sex, than yes.
Buffy and Spike: (looks at each other) No way that's gonna happen.
Me: Well, either that or I can make you more unpopular than the Trio, particularly Andrew.
Buffy and Spike: Fine.
Me: (opens a portal and pushes them through)
Giles: Well, it's because...that happens because...you see... (50 minutes) Alright I don't know.
Me: Finally, something you don't know. (opens a portal as Spike and Buffy come in with their clothes on backwards) Oh, come on! You know what, never mind. Spike, read the question, you (censored).
Spike: (reads the question) Oh, it's because our lungs don't absorb oxygen, we still retain a breathing reflex.
Giles: Oh, yeah it was gonna say that.
Me: Sure. And to answer your question, it's because I was born and raised a devout Christian. I mean, I listen to more Gospel than pop and rap, although I make a exception with Michael Jackson.
Trio: Michael Jackson molests kids.
Me: (adds more weight to myself) Shut up. Anyway, I just believe that marriage should between a man and wife. But, I'm not saying I hate homosexuals. I like Ellen DeGeneres and Tara and Willow are two of my favorite characters ever. I just don't condone their way of life.
Everyone: Wow. Very long.
Me: Shut up.
Giles: So what's the next review.
Me: Um... See, what happen was...
Angel: There are no more reviews, are there?
Me: (shakes head)
Spike: Why didn't you bloody tell us first?
Me: The search engine on this site is experiencing technical difficulties, so they can't search us up. So, wanna play go fish?
Everyone: Sure.
