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Mister Frodo: Sméagol is a good chap really.
Sméagol: yess, yess, Sméagol is. Nice Masssster....
Mister Frodo changed his name to Master Frodo.
Master Frodo: It's only one little letter, but.. it feels so different. :(
Gollum sent Master Frodo a Nasty Betrayal you should have Seen Coming! via Nefarious Gifts.
Sméagol sent Master Frodo a Reluctant Betrayal via Slightly Less Nefarious Gifts.
Pippin Took is hungry.
Master Frodo wrote on Gollum's wall: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Master Frodo: What on Arda is that? it felt like spi-
Sam Gamgee: Are you all right, Frodo?
Gandalf: Frodo, what happened?
Sam Gamgee: felt like a what? Spit? Spiralling-out-of-control? Spilt drink? Hmmm... maybe I should go and see if you're OK
Gollum: It felt like the outcome of a very clever plan, preciouss. We are so clever.
Sam Gamgee: Maybe he meant split personality
Gollum: Maybe he meant WHAT A FAT HOBBIT.
Pippin Took just lit up like seventeen mountains just by setting fire to the first one. I don't know how it worked. It must have been THE SHEER POWER OF MY MIND!!
Pippin Took added "setting things on fire with the sheer power of my mind!" to his interests.
Awesome Merry: is hungry. And hopes that Pip isn't getting into trouble...
Gandalf: a fool's hope...
Gloin Sonofgroin sent Gimli Sonofgloin a message: Subject: Dear Gimli, Look After Your Axe.
Hello Son,
I hope everything is getting on well with you. Sorry I haven't been in contact. You know how it is. Give my regards to cousin Balin. Hope you are killing lots of orcs with that axe I made you. I am sorry that I sent you on that boring old quest, but I hope at least you are being attacked by innumerable hordes of savage orcs to cheer you down a little. I know you'd rather be at home, watching the exciting developments in the Rock Seams of Mine 23. I have saved some ore samples for you to analyse. Don't let the humans bring you up.
Yours with awkwardly expressed father-son affection,
Gloin.
P.S stay away from that elf!
Pippin Took is hungry.
Quite a Lot of Orcs are attending Siege on Gondor.
Aragorn!why are the ghosts green? it's not like it's good camouflage... Where they green in their lifetimes? What did they do, die of grass consumption?
Gimli Sonofgloin added "Sea Shanties" to his favourite music.
Three of your friends are attending THE CORSAIR SHIPS
Legolas Greenleaf: is going to make up for the humiliation of Helms Deep... I'm going to win this one.
Gimli Sonofgloin likes this.
Gimli Sonofgloin: and by "like" I mean "snort derisively and pity your delusions"
Pippin Took: by the Shire, Gandalf knows magic!
Denethor is attending Premature Funeral Pyre.
Faramir might be attending Premature Funeral Pyre.
Awesome Merry: is hungry.
