Sorry about this chapters quality. I'm trying. It's just this fic is for a small diversion, something new. Special thanks to Vinny Martello, skatepunk172, and starfoxluver for the ideas. skatepunk172, if you're reading this, then I changed the truth you submitted. You'll see once you read.


Chapter Two

Beginning of Chaos

Fox returned to the living room where the rest of the team was situated in a circle like pattern, sitting in each of the chairs in the room. This seemed to fit the situation, and still Fox found it humorous. Possibly because the number of people in there rarely exceeded two. Ironic, being that it was the T.V room, the room that one would suspect as being utilized the most. He noticed Krystal scooting a few inches over on the couch, leaving room for Fox to sit down. He trudged over, thinking over the damage costs that would most likely make themselves known after this whole fiasco ceased. Once he was seated, he could feel Krystal slightly shifting her weight to half lean on him. Lucky for Fox, no one seemed to notice this. That, and his blushing that was slightly visible through his orange fur.

"So, who's going first?" Spoke Falco. He didn't appear to care at all of what Fox found when he arrived at Peppy's study moments prior.

"Why don't we let the ladies decide?" Said Roka, flashing his trademark smirk. It was just like Roka to come up with a suggestion like that. He always treated women as if they were royalty if not better.

"That's not a bad idea." Replied Fox. "But how do we decide which one first?"

"We could always just go by name." Katt mentioned. "If it's ladies first, then it's me first!"

"Fair enough." Said Falco. Everyone seemed to agree. "So, Katt. Who's your first victim?" Once she heard this, she scanned the room, looking over everyone. She could choose anyone, make them do anything, admit anything. Or maybe she could get a laugh out of seeing someone strip a piece of clothing. Once this crossed her mind, she decided her victim.

"Falco." His eyes opened as wide as they possibly could, signaling his astonishment. "Truth or Dare?" Falco barely gave it any thought before his answer.

"Truth."

"Do you have any STD's?" Katt asked. The rest of the team recoiled in disgust.

"Is that really appropriate?" Retorted Roxy.

"Seems a little too personal for something like this." Spoke Krystal. Katt just shrugged, then fixated her gaze back to the blue avian. She cocked her eyebrow, waiting for Falco's reply.

"Of course not." He said as if it were painfully obvious. Katt just shrugged and leaned back in her chair. "Your turn." Falco in turn scanned the room over for his victim. "Slippy."

"Bring it on! I can take it!" He yelled.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"You always seem so carefree all the time. All that tension has got to go somewhere. So, seeing as you don't have a girlfriend…Do you masturbate?" Slippy just stared bankly before submitting his answer.

"What's masturbating?" Falco's jaw dropped, as did everyone else's. He didn't know what it meant?

"I'll take that as a 'no'." Said Falco as he regained his composure. "Your turn." Slippy automatically turned to Roka.

"Truth or Dare, Roka?" The vulpine scratched his chin and looked at the ground. He looked up after a few moments of thinking.

"Dare." He said in his confident tone.

"Kiss Falco." Slippy replied. Roka showed signs of disgust, but at the expense of taking his shirt off, he agreed. Slippy didn't say how long he had to kiss him. He walked over to Falco sitting in a recliner, Falco squirming in terror, trying to escape the inevitable.

"Roka, I swear if you kiss me, I'll- MMM!" He could only stifle a muffled rant as Roka pressed his lips against his. Roka wiped his muzzle, making sure to leave no trace of Falco on them. He then walked back to where he was seated, which was a footstool, next to Roxy.

"Alright, who should I pick?" He mumbled. "Alright then, Krystal. Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." She answered. Roka then pulled out a jar that was in his pocket, one that was filled with what looked like peppers. He tossed it to her and it landed in her lap.

"Eat one of those." She picked up the jar to find they were indeed peppers.

"What kind of peppers are these?"

"Eat one and find out." Replied Roka, his evil smirk growing ever larger. Krystal reluctantly twisted the lid off, pulled out a pepper, and put it in her mouth. As she was chewing, her eyes grew huge. She then ran out of the room and into the kitchen, leaving the peppers on the table in front of her. Roka picked them up, put the lid back on, and placed them back in his pocket.

"What kind of peppers were those?" Fox yelled.

"Ghost chili's. One of the hottest peppers I know of." With his anger rising, Fox ran to the kitchen to see what Krystal was doing to cause the pain to subside. Upon entering the kitchen, he saw Krystal with a milk carton pouring the white liquid into her mouth. A good amount of it was hitting the floor, creating a huge puddle. Fox just sighed, walking over to get a couple paper towels once the blue vixen appeared to have finished the whole carton. They cleaned up the mess without complaint. From what Fox heard, ghost chilis were the one of the hottest pepper that existed and can burn someone's mouth for several hours. After cleaning up the mess, they proceeded back into the living room. They appeared to be laughing about what transpired a moment before. Krystal stifled a scoff and eyed over the rest of the crew.

"Fox." She said without turning. "Truth or Dare?" Fox didn't see this coming.

"Um…I guess…Dare." He said a bit nervously. Krystal chuckled and whispered in his ear. His tail stiffened and his eyes shot open. His mouth went dry and his mind was blown. "Um…I don't…know…Are you serious?" She nodded. "Um…Okay, I guess." Krystal then grabbed his arm and rushed him out of the room. Fox now had a wide grin on his face and what looked like a bulge forming in his pocket.

"Okay then. Didn't see that coming." Falco spoke.

"How long is this gonna take?" Asked Slippy.

"Forty-five to sixty minutes." Answered Falco.

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1 hour later

"That…was…brilliant." Panted Krystal. "But…did you have to slobber all over my hair?"

"Uh…Sorry about that." Fox apologized. I just couldn't help myself. Your just THAT good." This made Krystal laugh a bit, followed by a squeal as Fox picked her up. "C'mon, let's get cleaned up." They made their way to the shower. They had just had sex, so they didn't care if they showered at the same time.

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15 minutes later

Fox and Krystal walked back into the front room. Everyone seemed a bit clueless, all except for Falco, who had a wide smirk on his face.

"So, you finally did it. Five-stars Fox." He congratulated him with a pat on the back.

"Whatever. It's my turn, and I choose…Roxy. Truth or Dare?"

"Truth." She answered.

"What is the nastiest thing you have ever done to Roka?" Fox asked.

"Blowjob." Everyone either was disgusted or ecstatic.

"What?!"

"Ew!"

"What's a blowjob?" Asked Slippy

"Dude! No way! Ah, man that is rich!"

"I know." Roxy replied. "And you want to know what's really cool? You fell for it! I've never done anything worse than kiss him!" Roxy started laughing, while everyone else just stared blankly at her. "Anyway. Falco, Truth or Dare?" She finally asked.

"Dare." He answered. Roxy then walked up to him and whispered something in his ear. "What?! The fuck is wrong with you?!"

"Either that or stripping off your pants." She chuckled.

"Who says I have to do that? Fox just said we would have to strip off a piece of clothing. He didn't say you got to choose what I take off."

"I didn't, but that's a great idea." Fox said. Everyone else just utter an 'ooooh!', signifying how much of a idea this was. Falco had to decide: Strip off his pants, or comply with Roxy's ridiculous dare. And with the conditions of both, it was a hard choice.


Cliffhanger alert! Anyway, again, I'm sorry about this chapter's quality. If you send me some more ideas, I might be able to make this interesting. I will do my best to improve this as best I can, cause I only plan 6-10 chapters for this thing. Thanks again to those who sent in ideas, and send in more! Tell your friends so they can submit ideas for this too! BTW, this fic will not contribute to any of the other Starfox fics I'll write. This is just for fun. R&R, ya'll!