Today I'm going on a date with Ryan. I need to dress to impress, so I put on my blue tulle top, starry pink shorts and beaded sandals. Wait, I know it's at 2pm, but WHERE ARE WE GOING? I check my phone. KAYAKING? It's 2pm now, I don't have time to change! I drive over to the lake as fast as I can. "So sorry I'm late, I forgot where I was going!" I apologise. Ryan is looking hot in a green polo shirt and loose shorts (Ryan ALWAYS looks hot). "Wow, you dressed perfectly!" Ryan exclaims. I blush. "I mean, for kayaking you're obviously going to get dirty and that outfit would look so much better covered in mud," he says. "What?" I say. I am really offended. Maybe he was joking.
We get into a kayak and Ryan shows me how to paddle. "That's it! Now you have to go really fast, so the water splashes everywhere," he says. "Do you?" I ask, but he doesn't reply and starts splashing about. Something big gets caught on his paddle and whacks me in the face. "AAAAGH! What is this?" I yell. Then I hear laughter. "Maisy is such a FISHFACE!" Mia laughs. She's on the riverbank with a VIDEO CAMERA! Mia, my ARCH NEMESIS, just FILMED my DATE hitting me in the face with a FISH and WRECKING my outfit! Then Ryan starts laughing. "Ryan, how could you?" I scream. "Oh, it's just a laugh, don't be such a killjoy!" he says. I reluctantly paddle, but I'm an inexperienced unprofessional so I paddle wrong and the kayak capsizes! Luckily we are wearing our life jackets. I try and splash my way back up the river, but I end up drifting towards a WATERFALL and Mia has to rescue me by reaching out with a branch and pulling me in. "God, you're heavy," she mutters.
"That was the WORST DATE EVER!" I scream at Ryan. "Did I mention that this little clip is going on YouTube? Everyone is going to want to see the FISHFACE DROWN!" Mia giggles. I get back in the car and cry. I'm soaking and my hair is knotty and my outfit is wrecked. My top has torn on the branch and my sandals are bead-less. I can't believe I ever liked Ryan. And this teaming up with Mia to embarrass me is just WRONG! I hate boys. I hate Mia. I'm never going back to this school!
