A.N: Oh. My. God. Anyone who reviews gets virtual Redvines, diet coke and a slushie! BTW, sorry if the party/drunkenness sucks because I don't illegally get drunk.
Disclaimer: I'm a girl who lives in London. Do I sound like one of RI-Freakin'-B?
It was a Saturday. The day of the party where Blaine would meet the New Directions. And see Kurt. And maybe get an even bigger crush on him. Anyway. He was helping Rachel prepare for the party. They had decided to use the Oscar Room, because that was huge and had a karaoke machine. Blaine set out Alcopops, beer bottles, wine coolers, red solo cups and various other forms of alcohol. His and Rachel's dads were out for the weekend, leaving Rachel and Blaine in a party-friendly environment.
At 7:00pm, everyone started arriving. First came Kurt and Mercedes. Kurt was in red skinny jeans (mind-blowing), a red and white striped shirt (designer), a red leather jacket (hot) and white Doc Martens (amazing). Then came Finn, who Blaine knew, a blond boy with a huge mouth and a dangerous-looking boy with a Mohawk. The blond introduced himself as Sam, the Mohawk-guy as Puck. Then came a bunch of giggling girls called Brittany S. Pierce, Santana, Tina and Quinn. Finally came an Asian boy (Mike) and a boy in a wheelchair ("Artie Abrams, yo.")
Soon everyone was slightly drunk, which led to karaoke. Sam and Mercedes sang Summer Nights from Grease, which seemed REALLY realistic to Blaine. Puck and Artie sang:
"I see you over there so hypnotic,
Thinkin' 'bout what I'd do to that body,
I'll get you like ooh baby baby,
Ooh baby baby
A-ooh baby baby, ooh baby baby
Got no drink in my hand, but I'm wasted
Gettin' drunk off the thought of you naked
I'll get you like ooh baby baby,
Ooh baby baby
A-ooh baby baby,
Ooh baby baby
And I've tried to fight it, to fight it
But you're so magnetic, magnetic
Got one life, just live it, just live it
Now relax and get on your back
If you wanna scream yeah,
Let me know and I'll take you there
Get you going like a-ooh baby baby,
Ooh baby baby
A-ooh baby baby,
Ooh baby baby
If you want it done right
Hope you're ready to go all night,
Get you going like a-ooh baby baby, ooh baby baby
A-ooh baby baby,
Ooh baby baby
If you wanna scream!"
This got a large round of applause from everyone. Rachel was a verse into The Music That Makes Me Dance from Funny Girl when Santana yelled, "I'm bored! I say we play Never Have I Ever!" This got a good reaction, so they formed a circle on the floor and began to play.
"Never have I ever gone skinny dipping," Rachel said. Santana, Brittany, Puck, Finn and Sam all drank.
"Never have I ever slushied anyone," Tina said. Kurt and Puck sipped their drinks.
"Kurtie, who did you slushie?" Brittany asked.
"Myself. It's a long story; ask Finn if you want to know." Kurt smirked at Finn.
"What the hell dude! You're so mean!" Finn wailed.
"Never have I ever had sex with Puck!" Yelled Finn. Santana, Quinn and Brittany all drank. "Dick," Quinn scowled.
"Never have I ever had sex in my parents' room," said Mike. Brittany, Santana and Puck gulped yet another sip of alcohol.
"I'm actually so bored right now. When I say Never Have I ever, I want to know interesting things. Let's play truth or dare – no shit dares like singing a song. I want real dares," Santana said. "Frankenteen – truth or dare?"
"Dare," Finn said nervously. He really hoped his dare wasn't jumping off a cliff or something.
"Borrow some make up from someone and wear it OTT," smirked Santana. Finn borrowed some make up from Tina who was sitting next to him. He wore lip-gloss, blue eye shadow, eyeliner (Amy Winehouse-style) and loads of bronzer.
"Rachie – truth or dare?" Finn asked.
"Truth, Finny," Rachel replied.
"Out of me and Puck, who was the better kisser?"
"You! Finny-boo, you're the best kisser ever!" Squealed Rachel.
Ok. Finchel drunk are so sickly sweet. I might end up punching them by the end of the night, Kurt thought.
The problem started soon. It started when Puck asked Blaine truth or dare and Blaine replied with dare. "Hobbit. You're gay right? Excellent. Go make out with Kurt; he hasn't had any action in ages. Use the couches and bedrooms wisely."
"Me and Kurt made out a while ago," Brittany said randomly. Everyone stared at her. Kurt blushed. Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand and pulled him on to a couch. They pressed their lips together and fireworks started going off in both boys' minds.
HOLY CRAP THIS IS HOT, Blaine thought.
Rachel's brother is really really really really good at this. Oh god, his tongue is in my mouth. I think my heart just stopped, Kurt internally freaked out.
Santana, being Santana, yelled 'Wanky' and Puck yelled at them to 'Get some ass'.
Blaine grabbed Kurt's hand and dragged him upstairs to his room. Kurt felt himself being gently pushed down onto the bed. Blaine straddled his hips. Their mouth found each other's again. Blaine licked Kurt's lips before slipping his tongue inside Kurt's mouth. Blaine felt Kurt's hands at the nape of his neck, which, by the way, felt freakin' fantastic. Kurt felt Blaine's hands gripping his hips. Both were in heaven. Maybe they would have gone further if it weren't for the door crashing open, courtesy of Puck.
Kurt and Puck learned one thing that night. Never cockblock Blaine if you value your life. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? GO AWAY YOU MOTHERFREAKING COCKBLOCK," Blaine exploded.
"Jeez, calm down. Rachel's the one who sent me up here," Puck defended himself.
Blaine got off of Kurt and stormed out of the room (Rachel style) and downstairs to go and scream at Rachel. Which Kurt and Puck could hear from upstairs – "RACHEL BARBRA BERRY WHAT ON EARTH MADE YOU SEND PUCK UPSTAIRS TO INTERRUPT ME AND KURT? BITCH MUCH?"
Kurt and Puck went downstairs to join Blaine and Rachel. "I simply didn't want you to have sex with Kurt while you're drunk," Rachel said.
"Rachel, despite the fact we're drunk, we wouldn't have sex because we just met!" Kurt said. Sex while under the influence of alcohol is SO unromantic.
"I just don't want you to make a stupid mistake!" Rachel said. How dare her younger brother contradict her! She was always right!
"Rachel, I'm not trying to be rude but what Blaine and I do isn't any of your business, so don't try to interfere with my love life!" Kurt was extremely exasperated right now.
Kurt and Blaine walked upstairs, hand in hand, where they fell asleep in Blaine's bed together.
A.N: Sorry that the update took yeaaars, I only get time to write every few days for not that long because of Twitter being a distraction and homework and stuff. Review pleeeeease! The song used is Scream by Usher (I only really listen to mainstream music). I will try to make updates for this faster.
