-1Author : Laura (alwaysbluex)
Summary : Drabbles of Chuck and Blair fighting, and dealing with a relationship. Just some classic chair!
A/N: I'm going to try drabbles. Since I love witty banter, and I don't have a big attention span. I'll add one once a day probably, if people enjoy them. Of course they are short and sweet. Enjoy!
"This bowtie, and … these shoes." she smiled handing Chuck a pair of black, leather shoes.
Chucked rolled his eyes. "Blair, I can dress myself." he paused. "I can also undress." he smirked playing with Blair's zipper.
"Chuck!" she slapped his hand away. "Were going to have dinner with our families in twenty minutes. No quickie!" she snapped.
Blair was far too fidgety, but if he mentioned that she would scoff and say "A Waldorf is NEVER fidgety." Why was she was so nervous anyways? Chuck had met Eleanor many times. Sure sometimes it wasn't a pleasant encounter. Being woken up to Eleanor having a meltdown and hitting him with her morning newspaper after being caught in bed with Blair wasn't the best. He smirked just remembering this.
"You should know better than anyone I don't do quickies." he said playing with her chestnut locks.
Blair looked at him. "It's time for damage control Bass. My mom thinks you're a manipulative man whore. We need to fix your reputation." she said calmly.
He Chuckled. "Man whore? I guess I did under-estimate your mother."
All she sent him was a cold glare.
"Alright Waldorf, how do we do that." he sighed.
Blair grinned. "Well…, be polite, no rude remarks and NO sexual innedous."
"No can do Blair." he gave her his trademark grin. Now he was just trying to piss her off.
"Mrs. Waldorf! Nice to see you." he said smiling. Blair had said no sex tonight if he didn't behave.
Eleanor glared at him. "Yes Charles, well this time I'm seeing less of you."
Blair's face flushed. "Oh, Yeah. Sorry about that." he smiled sheepishly.
Serena ran in the foyer. "Blair!" she squealed, pulling her friend into a tight hug. "Where were you last night, I tried to call…"
"I thought you slept over at Serena's last night." Eleanor questioned.
Blair bit her lip. "I did." she nudged Serena.
"…Oh, right, she did." Serena smiled putting her arm around Blair.
Eleanor looked at Chuck as if he owed some kind of explanation. He gestured toward Serena, and imitated her throwing back drinks.
Blair glared at him, and stomped on his foot with her four inch heels.
"Dinner's ready .. " Eric said slowly, he could feel the awkward tension.
"Great, I'm starved!" Serena beamed. "Let's go B." she said dragging her along.
Blair grabbed Chuck, and left Eleanor there shaking her head.
