"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!", Chris McLean said while on the dock of shame, dressed in a Hawaiian shirt with a flower necklace and shorts with sandals, plus sunglasses, "Thirteen new contestants and my ex-wife were blown away by this year's challenges! They were treated to an early morning swim, said hello to the island's wildlife, and did some totem surfing...explosive! In the end, Cassandra's team was so sick of her racism, homophobia, unfaithfulness when she was married to me and her bigotry towards Canada, the U.S.A and Australia that, as all of the fans on the site predicted, they sent her packing, Hurl of Shame style! Hahaha!", and then things showed Chris physically on the dock, "Best. Elimination. EVER! Who'll go home next, and how much pain can I put them through first? Find out right now, on Total, Drama, Revenge of the Island!", and following that came the intro sequence of the season followed of course by a commercial break;

[COMMERCIAL]

*This commercial is actually told from a large black furred bear that now had on a work shirt with a tie and was sitting on a chair in an otherwise empty room*

The Bear - "Hi, my name is Bruno. You might remember me from Total Drama World Tour. If you are wondering why I am talking, it is because I learned how to do it thanks to Roperta Stone! It's an amazing tool that can teach any living creature how to talk! It has really helped with my joining of human society, and shows off how I am an anthro bear rather than a normal everyday bear. I am now able to own a house, get a job and uhh, well, you might get the rest. Just uh, buy Roperta Stone if you wanna learn how to talk like me or if you wanna learn different languages...bye."

[COMMERCIAL ENDS]

Following that, the actual episode finally began. This episode began first, in the cabins. More specifically, the cabins of the Mutant Maggots. Even more specifically, the girl side. Notably, Jasmine was actually sleeping on the branch of a nearby tree, as was Shawn, rather than inside the cabins. This left Amy, Samey and Dawn in the girls' side of the cabin sleeping in the beds. Though, sleep was a big word for what everyone was doing, namely because Dawn had a bird sitting on her hand as she slept upside down, and it was chirping to her like it was having a conversation with her;

"Really?", Dawn asked, to which the bird chirped back, "Oh No!", this of course, annoyed Amy;

"Will you and that bird keep it down!?", Amy complained as she got her rude awakening, "You are taking away time from my beauty sleep, and if I don't get that I will lose it!"

"Yes", Dawn answered, "Because your need to be better than your sister around is really a suppressed cry for love!"

"Who the hell told you that?!"

"I see people's auras!", Dawn explained to her, "And it looks like someone threw up on yours"

"Oh go eat a worm!", Amy then angrily growled, to which the bird then spat out a worm to offer to Dawn, but Dawn politely refused with;

"Ah, No thanks", and then Dawn turned her attention to Amy who was then turning to Samey who was on the bunk bed above hers just waking up herself, and of course Amy demanded;

"Samey, can you get your damn face out of this cabin, and take HER with you!"

"Fine", Samey replied with a sigh, bluntly walking out of the cabin, with Dawn following behind her. Focus then went over to the guys' side of the Rats cabin, where all of the boys of the team except for Scott were sound asleep in their beds. Though their sleep didn't last long, as soon enough they were all woken up due to the sound of Scott slamming the door open in a rush to get inside. He was panting, eyes widened, and was filled with dirt all over himself.

"Hey come on, dude!", Topher said to him, "Some of us are trying to get some nice sleep here, it keeps the face looking good!"

"Hey", Leonard then commented, "What's with the dirt all over you?"

"Ohhhh", Scott then, still panicking, thought of how to answer, "Uhhh", and then smugly came up with one, "I was just having an early morning make-out session with one of the honies."

"Sha-Dizzie!", Lightning then slided over to hear this, in his sleepwear, "Which one?"

"Uhhhhh", Scott had trouble deciding which to claim he made out with, and thought back to him running in fear away from giant mutant beaver-like creatures, "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Haha", Topher laughed, "You made that up, didn't you?", Scott just glared at him;

[CONFESSIONAL]

Scott - "Alright, I was out lookin' for that hidden immunity idol, and that token, not that they need to know! It's all part of my strategy! Let my team lose so that the Maggots develop a false sense of security, before I pick 'em off!", and then there was a knocking on the confessional door, "Occupied!", and in immediate response one of the mutant beavers rammed it's head through the walls, scaring Scott immediately.

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went right to the Rats' girl side cabin, where Sugar and Ella, the last remaining girls on the team, were bunking in. As one might expect, Ella was humming and singing all the morning, and was even dusting the place with a duster she had found through means that will forever be unknown. Needless to say, Sugar was getting more and more annoyed as Ella sang her cleaning song, all the while having small birds, chipmunks and squirrels, both mutated and not mutated, help her in dusting the cabin;

"Oh a clean house, is the best kind of house! Even when it is just a small cabin! So now it's it to make like a mouse, and clean like Tim Allen!"

"That don't even make no sense!", Sugar said as she finally woke up from her sleep, banging her head on the bottom of the bunk above her, "Ow!", and then turned back to Ella, "Just shut up and let me sleep already!", Ella in response just covered her mouth with one hand, before finally just bowing in response, respecting Sugar's need for sleep. Focus then immediately went over to the Maggots' male side, where Mike was sleeping peacefully in his bed. After one light snore, he suddenly switched back into Chester after a gasp;

"These young whipper snappers with all their yammerin' and tomfoolery!", Chester complained, before another gasp turned him back into Mike, "Aw come on Chester, keep it down!", and then Chester came back with another gasp, "Fine! For now...", and then the camera panned over to reveal Cameron sleeping on the bed across from Mike, wrapped up in a sleeping bag like it was cocoon, just watching Mike as he slept and switched from being himself and Chester. The confused Cameron's eyes even opened to examine this case;

[CONFESSIONAL]

Cameron - *putting lotion onto his hands* "I had a hard time falling asleep, it was my first night outside my bubble! But finally, I recreated it with my sleeping bag, and I was out like that!" *finger snap*, "What an adventure!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went right over to the tree where Jasmine and Shawn were resting on. Jasmine on branch, with rope tied at her ankles, and Shawn on the one on the other side of the tree. Once she finally woke up due to the sunlight, she got her feet out of the rope and jumped down, sliding off of the cabin roof, gaining the attention of Amy, Samey and Dawn, and then finally jumped down on the ground infront of the cabin. Needless to say, this got the attention of Amy, Samey and Dawn.

"What are you doing?!", Amy asked, peering her head from the cabin door.

"I'm going forrage for food.", Jasmine explained, "You want to come or something?"

"Forrage?", Amy questioned, "I don't know what that means but, no offense, we have a mess hall."

"Yeah", Jasmine laughed a bit, "That building is totally usable.", she then gestured over to it, and it was then that they all noticed the mess hall had a giant gaping hole for a roof, and that the entire back half/kitchen was completely gone, living only the dining area. Clearly, the Mess Hall was not going to be used any time soon, "So yeah, gonna have to forrage for food."

"What could have done that?!", Dawn then questioned, "I just hope it didn't get hurt!"

"Oh whatever", Amy rolled her eyes, "Samey, you just go with her, unless you wanna offend her like you always do and refuse to help at all."

"What?! But I'm not-", by the time Samey replied Amy was already back in the cabin, Samey just let out a sigh, "Well, um...what is foraging?"

"It's just searching for food", Jasmine explained, "You don't have to come if you don't want to, I don't wanna be forcing you."

"No no, it's fine", Samey said, "It's fine. I'm okay with going."

"Well alright then", Jasmine replied with, then turning to Dawn, "You wanna come too, Dawn?"

"Thank you for asking, but no", Dawn replied, "I'm much more content simply meditating here beside the cabin."

"Okay then, see you when we get back", and then Jasmine and Samey walked off to go forage for food. Though both them gave worried looks towards the destroyed and ruined Mess Hall while they did so, scared of what creature could have done so much massive damage to a sizable building. Soon enough though, Jasmine and Samey were in the forest, foraging for food for their team to eat. It was of course during this time, that they spoke while foraging, which was basically them picking out berries and fruits that didn't look horribly mutated by the toxic waste or were as far from the waste as possible, but the point is that they had a bit of a conversation while they foraged, with Jasmine starting it; "You know, you should really stand up to your sister", Jasmine said as she examined and picked out normal looking blueberries from bushes, with Amy doing the same.

"Yeah", Samey said with a sigh, "I probably should."

"I'm serious!", Jasmine said right back with, "Your clearly the underdog, and underdog's have a little fight in them! You should give her a piece of your mind, show her she doesn't have to be right all the time!"

"Yeah, your probably right", Samey replied with, then spotting a relatively normal green coloured apple, "Ooh, an apple!", and then she was about to take a bite of the apple. Though needless to say, Jasmine turned and saw exactly what kind of apple that was, and was not going to let Samey take one bite of it;

"NOOOOOOOOOO!", she cried out as she then took a spiked branch and immediatley fired it at the apple, getting out of Samey's hands and impaling it onto a tree. Samey was needless to say, a bit confused and surprised by this;

"Woah", Amy said as she looked at the impaled apple, "I would have given you a bite if you had asked..."

"I'm sorry", Jasmine said as she too walked up and looked at the fruit, "But that's a.."

"Manchineel fruit!", and they both looked up and saw Shawn standing on a branch of a high-up tree, "The spanish refer to it as manzanilla de la muerte, aka, the little apple of death!"

"He's right", Jasmine commented as Shawn climbed down from the tree and stood next to her and Samey, "It probably wouldn't have killed you but it would've made your mouth blister something awful.", and that moment Amy noticed something that made her gasp; her hand had developed a rash all over it and was very itchy, all from just touching the manchineel fruit;

"My hand!", and of course she began scratching it, "It's so itchy!"

"Congrats, Princess", Shawn said to Samey as she scratched her hand, "You just got your first lesson in survival 1.0.1! Know, your, flora! Lesson two; soak your hand in water, scrub it with sand, swelling, gone!"

"Oh!", Samey then turned to Jasmine, still scratching her hand, "But I'm supposed to help you with the foraging!"

"You won't be of any help when your hand swells up like a cricket keeper's glove!", and then Samey and Shawn both just looked at Jasmine in silence, earning this response, "Cricket? It's a game!", and then more silence, "Just go.", and then Samey was on her way to get her hand's swelling down. It was then that Jasmine noticed a bag filled with berries and fruits inside of Shawn's hands, and was surprised upon seeing it;

"Huh, nice score.", Jasmine commented, "You're quite the outdoorsman."

"You gotta know stuff if you wanna survive a zombie apocalypse!", and Shawn even did various fighting movements as he said that.

"Right", Jasmine replied, "But what were you doing up in that tree?"

"That's where I'm sleeping!", Shawn explained, "No snuffler can get'cha from up there!"

"I hear that mate", and Jasmine lightly tapped his shoulder with a fist, in a friendly gesture.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Jasmine - *is laughing, and snorting because she does that when she laughs* "Not only is the guy cute, but he's also hilarious. Zombies?!" *continues laughing/snorting again*

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went to the loudspeaker system, where it was the sound of a horn blowing that woke a mutated seagull and sent it falling off from it's perch, which then prompted Veronica to yell to the rudely awakened campers from her ATV;

"Welcome our little morning glories!", she said to them all as they gathered around by teams to listen for their next challenge, "It's time for today's challenge!"

"What?!", Lightning then complained, gaining everyone's attention, "But Lightning hasn't had his D.P.A!", and then everyone on his team looked at him with a slight pause, and Sugar said;

"What'd you say?" to that.

"Daily Protein Allotment!", Lightning then explained to them, "Duh!"

"Yeah", Topher added, "And I probably haven't had nearly enough beauty sleep at all!"

"What are you talkin 'bout?!", Sugar then said to him, "Ya look just like ya always do!"

"You sure?", Topher replied with, "Because my eyes feel baggy. And if my eyes feel baggy, that means they are baggy! Are you sure I can't get some extra beauty sleep."

"Yes", Veronica replied with, "I am sure. I am sure you can NOT go back and get any extra sleep at all."

"That's fine", Leonard then commented, "I have plenty of spells to use to keep myself awake!", and of course everyone but Sugar was annoyed with him saying that. Sugar was legitimately invested in everything he said.

"Man there is no way we're losing this challenge!", Sugar said to the rest of the team, "We got a wizard on our team!"

"Listen!", Veronica then said, "You all can catch up on your sleep after the challenge! Right this way", she then pointed towards the lake, "To the bay of dismay, where Chris will be waiting for you.", and of course, everyone except Topher, Ella, Jasmine, Shawn and Sugar groaned at that. After that, everyone was walking in the direction Veronica had pointed them to, and of course this meant they would be talking along the way. The first to speak was Samey to Mike;

"Bay of Dismay?", Samey questioned to Mike, "Sounds...dangerous."

"Heheh", Mike replied, "It reminds me of Total Warriors 2, totally a name they would use in that movie."

"Yeah", Samey replied, "It kinda does actually."

"You like action movies?", Mike was visibly impressed, "If you're into ultimate kickboxing I may have to marry you! Heheh.", Samey was actually a bit flattered by that, but of course, it was at that point that Amy just had to intervene in this conversation;

"Woah!", Amy began with, "Why would you wanna marry Samey?! She's like, the laziest sister ever, what makes you think that she'd be a good wife? I mean trust me, you'd be the one doing all the housework while she would just sit on the couch eating bon-bons and watching Dr. Blaineley all day!"

"I was just talking with her", Mike replied with, "I mean, it was a figure of speech...heheh."

"Well don't!", Amy said to him, "She is so useless! I mean, she couldn't put her laziness aside when she was born!", and of course Samey wasn't exactly happy about that. She just bowed her head. Jasmine was a bit angry at Amy's bullying, while Make just looked on with a confused look to his face.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Amy - "After I was born, Mommy and I had to wait seventeen minutes for Samey to come out! UGH! Can you imagine?! If I could have walked, I would have left, without her!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went to Cameron, who was speaking with Jasmine, he was a bit intimidated by her size compared to him, but still talked to her kindly;

"I hope we don't have to do a physical challenge", Cameron confessed to her, "I'd prefer something a little more...academic."

"Well if we do have a brain challenge", Jasmine said to him, "I'm sure you'll be well suited for that."

"You really think so?"

"Yeah", Jasmine replied, "You seem like the type who has more brain than brawn to me."

"Thank you", Cameron replied, "My greatest strengths pretty much are mental."

"But you aren't going to win this thing without getting physical", Jasmine then said to him, "You're going to have no choice but to get physical eventually.", in response, Cameron got a bit worried for himself, and sighed. He knew Jasmine was most likely correct. He could only hope he would get lucky and make it far enough to be remembered. It was then that things went to the other team, where Leonard was telling the team yet another story like the wizard he told them he was;

"It was then, that our party encountered a vicious umber-colossus!", Leonard said to them, most of his team just annoyed or not even paying any attention to him, "Luckily I had enough mana to banish it with a displacement spell!"

"Mr. Wizard", Sugar said as she fixed her hair and such while Ella held up a mirror for her to look into, "I didn't understand half of what you said! That's how I know your smart!", and then Ella began singing:

"A heroine tale of dungeons and dice!", she even did a twirl, "And besting a monster than just wasn't nice!"

"Shut your song-hole, dressy!", Sugar then angrily yelled at Ella, "I wasn't done talkin' to the wizard!", Ella covered her mouth a bit, surprised by this mean-ness, but she didn't say anything about it;

[CONFESSIONAL]

Sugar - "Oh Sugar's on to Ella's nice girl performance! She better watch her step! Nobody but ME is winnin' this here pageant!"

[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]

Ella - *is surrounded by baby deer, little birds, little bunny rabbits and other adorable animals* "I'm sure Sugar's outburst was just because she was still waking up from being awakened so abruptly. I'm sure given enough time me and her and will be the best of friends! And, I know that we don't HAVE to sing anymore, but that doesn't mean that we CAN'T sing."

[CONFESSIONALS END]

Following that, things went right to the lake, where all of the remaining contestants were in bleachers suspended above the water, with buzzers right infront of them all. Obviously, Chris stood in a blue tuxedo suit on a stand also suspended above the water, and above him was a scoreboard with a monitor attached to it. Needless to say, this was the baby of dismay, and was also where the second challenge of the season was going to take place. As such, Chris introduced this second challenge;

"Welcome!", he began, "To the getting to know you trivia game challenge! Everyone strapped in all nice and snug?", and of course it was then revealed that all of the remaining campers were strapped in via incredibly tight seatbelts;

"Ugh", Scott groaned, "Too snug! It's cutting into my shoulders!"

"Yeah", Chris replied with, "Children's size harnesses will do that", and then he laughed a bit at that, then turned to the cameras, "I'll be asking our players embarassing personal questions, and I mean MAJORLY humiliating! If the player I'm talking about hits the poorly wired buzzer and owns their humiliation before time runs out, their team gets a point! First time to get five points wins part one, and a distinct advantage in part two! But! If no-one owns up", he then took out a handheld switch with a button on it, "This happens!", once he pressed it, the entire maggots team (Samey, Amy, Mike, Cameron, Jasmine, Shawn and Dawn) were all dunked under the water. As all of them held their breathe in, it was only a short while until Cameron screamed at the sight of the mutant land shark from previously, licking it's lips as it glared evily at all of them, mainly Cameron. Once it opened it's jaws they all screamed, but were then pulled back up towards the surface before the shark could actually bite them. Once they caught their breathe, Mike panicked;

"There's some kind of two legged shark monster down there!"

"Ya mean Fang?", Chris replied with, "Haha, yeah. It turns out toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater too! Hahaha!", and then the monitor revealed that indeed, Fang was actually the baby of the previous season's Scarface the shark, having been turned into his new form via toxic waste. "Who knew?"

"Ahaha", Scott lightly laughed, and then whispered to Lightning sitting next to him, "Better them than us."

"Anywho", Chris then continued, "If a team gets dunked, their opponents can steal by guessing which dunkee is guilty! Guess right, and you get a point! Guess wrong, and this happens!", and of course he pressed the button and sent the Toxic Rats dunking into the water too. Fang was just tying a bib around his neck when they were dunked in, and then turned to the team, opened his jaws, and they screamed. This caused bubbles to rush up to the surface of the water. Chris smiled, listened closely, and after a few seconds he pressed the button again to let the team back up. They were happy to be back to the surface, and Chris continued on, "Now that we understand the rules, let's start the game!", and the challenge promptly began, "To the rats, now listen carefully, who did this, on their first and only date?", and after that the monitor made a fart noise to show what Chris was talking about, after that;

"Ahahahahahahahaha!", the entire Maggots team was laughing, and the entire Rats team was, "Ahahahahahahahaha!" laughing aswell. Though shockingly, the person who owned up to it was;

"Man I'll confess!", Sugar then admitted, "That was me y'all! The humiliatin' part wasn't that though! Had to be that guy thinkin' he was smart dumpin' me! Now THAT'S humiliatin'!", and then Sugar pressed the buzzer. Only, being poorly wired, it electrocuted her. It didn't kill her though, just shocked her, "Nast!", and she promptly farted after being shocked. This disgusted her team a bit. Chris then immediately went to the next question, which was for the Maggots team;

"Who wet their pants on the first AND last day of school?"

"Woah", Mike then said as a joke, "One of us is a pants wetter?"

"Yeah!", Amy then said, turning to Samey, "And it was Samey!"

"No it wasn't!", Samey defended herself with, "It wasn't me!"

"Well I know it wasn't me!", Amy replied with, "Because I'm not like you!"

"But it-"

"Time limit!", Chris then said, "Somone's gotta own up soon or you get dunked."

"Just buzz it, Samey!", Amy replied, "We all know it's you! I mean, why would I even think about wetting my pants at school at all!"

"Ugh", Samey growled at that.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Samey - "UGH! I am so mad right now that I might actually say something to Amy!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

"Fine", and Samey sighed as she then buzzed. As with Sugar, she was promptly shocked. Amy took sadistic delight in seeing this, and the Rats team except for Ella who was too nice to laugh all laughed at her humiliation, and as such the score was now tied, even though Dawn then tried to say;

"But it really is a lie anyway", Dawn then pointed out, "Amy's the one who-"

"WOAH!", Amy replied, "That creepy girl is trying to frame me for lying to you, Chris!"

"Dawn", Chris said to Dawn with a scolding tone of voice, "Are you trying to sabotage your team?"

"No!", Dawn was shocked at Chris' words, "I was just saying the-"

"Enough!", Chris replied, "We don't have all day! Samey is officially the one who wet her pants in school! End of story!", Samey sighed in shame and bowed her head, her team felt sorry for her, except for Amy who took sadistic delight in this. "The point is, it's now one all!", and then the teams cheered, though Jasmine did say a few words to Amy, in a whisper tone of voice;

"You do realize we're all on the same team, right?"

"Yes I do", Amy replied, "But Samey is just so useless, you don't even know!", Jasmine was still offended by Amy's words, but knew to focus on the challenge more than this, so she restrained herself and did indeed, focus on the challenge.

"Rats!", Chris then said to the team, "Who's first name is really...Matilda."

"That's not really that embarrassing", Shawn answered, "Who cares if a girl's name is Matilda?", and then the camera showed the Rats team. Ella was humming to herself with a smile on her face, Sugar was using a mirror to fix her hair, and then finally Leonard was very nervous, blushing and eventually finally confessed;

"My parents named me that on accident!", Leonard revealed, "They legally changed it afterwards though.", and then Leonard pressed the buzzer, which of course gave him a good shock. Scott, Lightning and Topher all snickered at Leonard's original birth name, but then Sugar said;

"Hey! Stop laughin' at the Wizard! He's the best player on this team!", Leonard smiled at Sugar defending him like that. The other boys still had a different opinion than Sugar.

"Well, Matilda", Chris then said to Leonard, "You just got your team an extra point!", and now the Rats were in the lead, and as such Chris turned to the Maggots team, "Maggots! Now, your next question is...Who's pants fell down on pure random when they talked to his first crush, in high school?", and of course the Maggots then had their new camera shots. Jasmine just looked around at her team, Shawn the same thing, Amy was just brushing her hair for no real reason, Samey just sat quietly, Cameron just had a blank look to his face, Dawn had one eyebrow raised, and then Mike was biting his lip and was clearly nervous;

[CONFESSIONAL]

Mike - "Whenever I talk to someone I really really like, for some reason my pants fall off! I can't help it..."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, Chris began to pesture the team more;

"Come on, Maggots!", he said to them, "Unless you wanna get, dunked."

"Whoever it is just say it already.", Jasmine said to her team, "He's going to humiliate us all eventually on this show."

"Oh alright", Mike then said, "It was me.", and he pressed the buzzer, got prumptly zapped, and blushed. The other team, and Amy, laughed at him. Most of the rest of his team, felt a bit bad for him though, though some of them did a snicker at least a little at first. It was then though, that Chris once more turned to the Rats team with yet another question to reveal;

"Alright, Rats!", he began with, "Who said 'Fuck you North Ottawa High' to the entire school of North Ottawa High at the Pep Rally for the biggest game in the year?", and of course everyone on the team just looked around at eachother, though Topher was more nervous than the others.

[CONFESSIONAL]

Topher - "Okay so I kinda made one little mistake that one time, heh. It wasn't THAT bad of a mistake! At least, not in my personal opinion!", he then laughs, "Besides, if I owned up to it, the show wouldn't be that interesting."

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

And following that confessional, still Topher hadn't owned up to his humiliation. Naturally, this got the rest of the team a bit fustrated with who Chris was talking about, and while Chris taunted them all with the button, still Topher remained silent, perhaps not seeing it as actual humiliation or just wanting to deliberately see the rest of his team suffer just incase Chris would be impressed by that;

"Rats", Chris taunted, "Only a few seconds left for your team member to own up!"

"Come on, Man!", Lightning said to his time, "Lightning is not gonna let this team lose! Just get it over with and fess up, cuz Lightning knows he didn't do any of that shit!"

"Yeah", Scott replied, "I come from Alberta, not Ontario."

"Wumbo Jumbo, Dumble-de-dore, please let whoever is guilty, admit their, uh, truth!", and of course that spell from Leonard didn't make Topher admit it either. Though right when Topher was about to open his mouth, Chris spoke instead;

"Well, either way, the then minutes are now up!", Chris then held up the button, "And as such, well, you should know already.", and Chris then pressed the button and sent the team into the water. Once they were all under the water, there was focus on Scott as he looked around, until Fang just bluntly came in and bit down, taking Scott into his mouth to eat him. Only Scott wasn't actually eaten, as just as the rest of the team and the bleachers went back to the surface, Scott began struggling to break free, opening the jaws of the Shark enough so that he could break free;

"Wait for me!", Scott said as he desperately swam for the bleachers, Fang angrily glaring back at him in response;

[CONFESSIONAL]

Scott - *has a shark tooth stuck in the rear of his pants, and he is trying to pull it out* "Ow!", *pulls it out* "What the? A shark tooth?"

[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]

Fang - *is using mirror to check out his missing tooth. Once he sees it, he growls in anger and breaks the mirror in half*

[CONFESSIONALS END]

Following that, Scott was climbing back into the bleachers, and once he did so;

"Thanks for leaving me back down there, team!", he said sarcastically as he got back in his seat, "You can win this stupid challenge without me!"

"If he's not playing then I'm not either!", Amy then added, now trying to get out of her harness.

"Avada Kordorvra!", Leonard then said, "Make me not have to go again either!"

"Okay!", Chris was now officially annoyed with everyone, "Everyone just settle down!"

"I'm with Amy, we should stop!", Mike said as he stood up and got out of his harness, "Not that I got any other secrets to hide, heheheh!"

"Come on now!", Jasmine said to attempt to get her team more confident, "We're only a few minutes into the challenge, there's no need to quit now!"

"Yeah", Shawn added, "You won't survive a zombie apocolypse if you just give up like that!", he did a finger snap.

"Yeah...right", Jasmine replied, "Come on. It's not that bad of a challenge anyway!"

"Yeah, it's not", Topher then added in, "This challenge isn't exactly Total Drama material Chris, I was expecting something more, ummm, well, painful from you. Unless you're like, losing your touch or something, which I'm sure isn't the case but still."

"Hey!", the annoyed Chris then said, "Host talking here! I decide when the challenge is over!"

"Whatever!", Scott then said, "I'm outta here!", and he then tried to leave but Lightning was stopping him from doing so;

"Not until we win!", and Lightning pushed Scott back into his seat. Following that, the Maggots team was scared into

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!", screaming when Fang randomly jumped from the water and bit off a part of their bleachers. Following that, both teams seemed to be arguing. Amy was likely complaining Samey being lesser than her, Mike was just trying to pull himself together, Jasmine was trying to calm the team down, Shawn was likely talking about ways to survive a zombie apocolypse, Dawn was just watching in silence, Cameron was just in awe at all of madness. Leonard was likely telling more tales of him being a wizard to the ever gushing over him Sugar, Ella was singing to herself to stay calm, Scott was trying to quit, Topher was just happy to see some fighting on this show, and Lightning was probably gloating about himself being better than his time. Eventually Chris couldn't take any more and finally;

"ALRIGHT! SHUT. IT!", and the competitors all shut up at last, "Thanks to that pathetic digression now we don't have enough time to finish this challenge! Happy?", and of course all of the competitors were indeed happy and lightly cheering about that. "Well you won't be happy for long!", and he turned to the cameras, "Come back after the break for an all new challenge from which there is no escape! And in the meantime!", and he took out the button and pressed it, sending both teams plunging into the water. After that, things faded to another commercial break;

[COMMERCIAL]

*This commercial is actually from a anthro blue hedgehog with green eyes, a normal skin colour mussle and arms, blue legs, a patch of skin on his stomach, red sneakers with a white stripe, and large white gloves. It's a PSA, and he is delivering it from a suburban neighborhood*

Sonic - "Kids, it's time you learned about how to make a family!", and then a family of a husband, a wife, a teenage daughter and a young son randomly appeared out of nowhere beside Sonic, "This here, is a family! A family, is traditionally consisted of a husband, a man, a wife, a woman, and either a daughter or a son, sometimes more than one! Pets are optional. However, in today's modern society and thanks to massive donations to research, a family can also consist of two husbands or two wives! Now how you make a family is simple. First, you get laid! Then, you marry the person who laid you! Then, you get laid again! If you are a man and a woman, the woman will get pregnant soon enough. If you are two men or two women, you will need some surgery before the second laying, but modern science has indeed made it possible thanks to donations. Anyway, once the person who laid you gives birth, you will officially have your family! That's all there is to it, Kids! Have fun getting laid!"

[COMMERCIAL/PSA ENDS]

Following that, things went right back to the normal episode, where Chris and the 13 remaining contestants were preparing for the second challenge of the episode. Though really, it started with the contestants walking through the woods towards where the next challenge was;

"Thank goodness Chris stopped the challenge before Chris could ask ME an embarassing question!", Cameron then said to his team;

"Let me guess", Amy added, "You wear a diaper or something?"

"I haven't worn a diaper since I was eleven!"

"Ahahahahahaha!", and Amy enjoyed a good laugh, and both Jasmine and Shawn tried to resist laughing too. Though Amy was the one actually laughing. Jasmine and Shawn were at least trying to hold it in to not hurt Cameron's feelings. Cameron was shocked at what he just said;

"Cameron", Samey whispered to him, "Don't give Amy ammo against you, she won't be afraid to use it."

"No please!", Amy replied happily, "I love making fun of both of you! Do the two babies need their bottles?"

"Me and Samey have just enough right to be here as you do!", Cameron then said right back to Amy, "And I'll prove it in the next challenge! You'll see!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Cameron - *sitting on stall, in fetal position, sucking his thumb* "Why did I say that?! Why?!" *keeps sucking his thumb*

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, things went to the Rats team who were also walking through the woods. Naturally, Leonard was once more annoying everyone with his constant tales about being a wizard and fighting monsters that don't exist. Only Sugar was actually invested in them, and Ella was too nice to be annoyed by anything;

"Then were was the time I traveled to the mystical land of Oondragoth!", Leonard began, "Where I fought off the massive Balrog with just my scepter and spell book, and then took on the dark lord Snickers the Psychotic Boar with just one percent of mana left in my body! The barbarian on my team was too scared to make it passed them both, but I ended up saving the land of Oondragoth with my bare hands and my trusty spell book!"

"Will someone get him to shut up already" Lightning then asked, "Lightning is officially tired of this wizard crap."

"Take a number", was all Scott said in response.

"I disagree!", Sugar said to all of them as she turned to Leonard, "I'd love to hear more of your stories Mr. Wizard! I may not understand everything you say, but that just means they're important!", while walking, Scott then decided to say just a few words to Lightning at that moment in time;

"Man Chris sure made our team the sucking one", Scott said to Lightning, "Half of this time is all of the people who suck, while the other team has that Outback Survivor chick."

"Aww man!", Lightning complained in response, "This sucks!"

[CONFESSIONAL]

Lightning - "Man, Chris should'a let Lightning be a team of one! Lightning's used to carryin' his teams back home, but at least those guys can actually play the game! Not like this bunch o' losers!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that, all of the 13 remaining contestants had all gathered to the location of their second challenge. Once all of them were there, Chris spoke them via the famous intercom system from up above;

"Attention campers!", Chris said to them all, "Now that you're all here, it's time for part two of today's challenge!", and then he was shown physically standing on a small hill, "The mad skills obstacle course! Harold would have a cameo, but, well...he tested it out already.", and then Harold, a tall and skinny white boy with red hair, glasses, a blue shirt with a hamburger on it, green pants, and long sleeved red undershirt was brought next to Chris by Chef. He was in a wheelchair and a full body cast, and clearly angry at Chris. "Yeah, hahaha. His injury was all I needed to know this challenge was AWESOME!"

"GOSH!", was all Harold said from his cast. It was muffled, but clearly his catchphrase.

"Anyway", Chris then explained the challenge while Chef, in a nurse costume, wheeled Harold away, "The relay race begins with a mad dash from the kick-start!", and he was talking about a run up a ramp to a large boot attached to a wheel system, "Forget coffee, if this baby doesn't get you goin', nothin' will. Then it's off to a race against time that is the cannonball run!", and of course this was a series of cannons both under and ontop of the boardwalk, "Over to my personal fave, wrecking ball alley!", and it was a spinning cylinder of wood from one boardwalk to another, while wrecking balls swung over the cylinders, "Hurts SO good! And moving on", and then it was a ladder climb to several platforms good distances from eachother, "We head to the gang plank!", and then giant mutant beavers were shown chewing on the wood of the platforms down below where there was just nothing but mud, "Complete with rabid mutant beavers, followed by the bouncey agony of double trouble!", and then it was several red cushion like things moving up and down thanks to metal pillars, "And finally, the grand slam!", and the finish line was a giant baseball glove with large bats surrounding it, "Where you'll use ropes to swing into the giant baseball mitten! While avoiding those deadly bats, piece of cake! Hahaha!", and then he remebered, "Oh! And as you may remember, I said the winning team from part one would have a distinct advantage in part two."

"But there was no winner", Jasmine pointed out, "We all left with a tie!"

"Precisely!", Chris answered, "As such, the losing team was gonna wear snazzy specs while competing in part two! But since we never actually finished the challenge, I decided that EVERYBODY has to wear them!", and then Veronica and Chef came back holding boxes with the specs. Amy walked up to look at them, taking one from the boxes, they were green glasses, and she was not happy when she put them on;

"Ugh!", Amy groaned, "These are like, glasses my grandma wears! Everything's so blurry!"

"Dorktacular goggles won't make part two easy!", Chris said to all of them, "Or attractive, but it can be done! In theory.", and of course all of the contestants groaned at that, "Competitors, take your postions!", and then everyone put on glasses and took their positions, "First up is Lightning against Amy at the kickstart! Then it's Samey versus Topher versus the cannonballs! Scott faces Jasmine in wrecking ball alley!", and Scott had his glases slightly lifted up to see better, Jasmine couldn't see that due to the glasses, "Shawn and Dawn are up against Sugar in the gang plank! Ella and Mike will battle double trouble, and Leonard will fight Cameron for the grand slam! First team to win wins the whole sha-bam! And the other team gets to send one of their members home tonight! Since it's a relay face, you'll need something to pass! Your mascots! Oh intern!", and then an intern came up holding two cages with mutant animals in them, "Team Rat gets a mutant rat!", and Lightning was handed a vicious mutant rat to hold onto, "And team Maggot gets a mutant maggot!"

"Ew!", Amy complained about her maggot, "What's this thing again! Ugh it feels so nasty!"

"Aaaand, GO!", and Chris then blew a horn to signal that the challenge officially began. Almost immediately, Lightning was hit in the rear by the large boot and sent flying while Amy just stood there holding her maggot, "And Lightning gets the boot!", and Lightning hit the mud on the ground. The rat just squeeled and bit Lightning's ass.

"AHHhhh!", was Lightning's scream in response.

"And Amy takes the early lead!", was Chris' comment when Amy hopped across the platforms and then rudely slapped Samey with the maggot as she handed it to her;

"Take it and just don't be lazy like you were when you were born!", was all Amy said to Samey. Samey growled in response, but she had a challenge to win. As Samey ran off, Amy happily walked away, only to scream as she fell off the boardwalk and into the mud below. Samey meanwhile, was running with the maggot in her hands. It's mucus was all over her face from when Amy threw it at her, and this might have been why she son enough hit a wooden pole and was sent back a few steps;

"Ow!", and Samey, having trouble seeing, ran back into said wooden post, but was unaware that Lightning got back up and was running like the football player he was, and then jumped and landed right infront of Topher;

"Sha-Bam!", Lighting once more went, "Here!", and he handed Topher the rat, the rat squealed and Topher had to hold it away from his face as it kept squirming around as he held it;

"Ah!", Topher panicked, "I think it's trying to go for my face! I need my face! I need my face!"

"Just go dude, go!", and Topher promptly began running all while holding the rat away from his face in panic. Samey was just getting herself together from running into the pole so much when Topher was on his way. Needless to say, while Amy finally got out of the pole's way, Topher and the rat ended up smacking right into it, "Owww!", and Samey finally made her way passed the pole, but Topher wasn't that far behind, now the rat ontop of his head. Though in the end Topher managed to get to the next part before Samey did, but when a cannon was fired at him, he ducked by instinct to avoid his face being damaged. Leading to Samey being hit in the stomach by it instead and kneeling down in pain. Chris actually laughed at this, as did Amy. This of course, led to Topher making it over to Scott, and then panting.

"Wow", Scott commented, "We're in the lead. Great", of course he didn't really mean that as he was holding the rat and slowly walking backwards, whispering, "Nice and slow, all the way to last place, heheh, right little guy?", and the rat just bit him on the chin, "AUGH!", and then Scott was hit by one of the wrecking balls, sending him and the rat both flying into the air. Shawn managed to jump and do a blackflip in mid-air as Scott came crashing down, dodging him completely unharmed thanks to that. Shawn landed right beside him. Focus then went to Jasmine;

"Come on, Samey!", Jasmine called out, "Go faster and deliver me the maggot!", it was then that Samey arrived, panting and exhausted from her run as she handed Jasmine the Maggot, which she took and immediately ran off with to help her team. Samey immediately fell over from exhaustion. Focus went over to Scott and Sugar, with Scott petting the rat instead of giving it to Sugar;

"Awww who's my good freak?", Scott said to the rat as he pet it, "Who's my good little freak? There there little pal, Uncle Scott's kept you safe and sound!"

"Oh will just hand me the damn rat already?!", Sugar then angrily snapped at Scott with, "I wanna pet it too!"

"Oh you want this?", Scott replied, "Well, I do too, Sugar."

"Oh fine! I'll just take it from ya!", and Sugar just bluntly took the Rat away from Scott and treated it like a baby too, "There there little Ratty, Auntie Sugar's gonna keep you nice and happy!", the rat was terrified of her immediately as she then walked over the platforms. When she got to the second one, the beavers bit enough of it off so that she fell to the mud below. Once she was down there, the beavers growled. "Crud", was all Sugar said as focus went back over to Jasmine. Jasmine was almost hit with the wrecking ball, but managed to grab hold of the chain and use that to jump into the air. Meanwhile, Sugar was almost attacked by the Mutant Beavers but she just punched one in the stomach making it cough up an entire log of wood, and her leg lifted up in the process kicking the other in the groin. This of course got Sugar to just walk away calmly, "Well that was easy."

"Oh come on!", was all Scott said from where he was at, and as Jasmine reached Dawn and Shawn were now tied together at the ankles suddenly.

"Go go go!", Jasmine told them, "We need to regain our lead!"

"Right on it!", Shawn replied with as he and Dawn soon were racing, with Dawn holding the maggot. Of course, when the beavers got up, they looked up, growled, and began chewing on the pole holding up the platform Dawn and Shawn were now on. Meanwhile, Sugar had just made it to Ella, and was still holding and petting the rat in her hands.

"That's it Sugar!", Ella happily cheered, "Now it is my turn!"

"NO!", Sugar exclaimed, "I wanna keep him! I even gave him a name, Sugar II!", the Rat was disgusted and terrified by that name.

"Well, what if he wants to come with me?", Ella suggested, "On his own free will?"

"Well fine!", Sugar replied, "Only if he wants to!", and then Ella sang yet another brief song;

"Hey cute little mutant creature, I know you're all for Sugar, but if you come to my aid, it would be a great feature!", and the rat was so eager to join Ella that it jumped right into her arms happily. Sugar was devasted as Ella pranced with the Rat holding her hand. Really, as they jumped onto the bouncey trouble they were dancing together and humming together and everything.

"I LOVE YOU SUGAR TWO!", Sugar called out, tears in her eyes;

[CONFESSIONAL]

Sugar - "But I HATE Ella!"

[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]

Following that things went to Dawn, Shawn and the maggot. Shawn had gotten himself and Dawn to avoid falling down into the mud by using unbelieveable jumping skills, and holding Dawn's hand, to avoid the falling platforms. Shawn managed to do one last good backflip to reach Mike. Though this made Dawn so dizzy she and the maggot both fell over, the maggot falling into Mike's hands.

"I see a double rainbow in the sky...", was all Dawn could say as she was shaken up by the last backflip.

"Take this and win it for the team!", Shawn then said to Mike;

"Right!", Mike replied to him with, and Mike immediately took off for the double trouble part. "Alright Mike, you can do this...it's just some jumps over an area you can barely see! You can do this, come on!", and then with a gasp suddenly Mike had lipstick and eyelashes and was acting like a gymnast all of a sudden, having a Russian accent too, "NO! Only one person can do this!", and while the Maggot was disturbed, Mike did a pose, "Svetlana! The oylmpic queen of gymnastics!", and Mike/Svetlana managed to do amazing gymnastic flips and even a hand-stand to get passed the double trouble perfectly just as Ella and the Rat reached the end too. Ella, Cameron and Leonard were all disturbed. "Tada!"Just when it was over, Svetlana gasped back into normal Mike.

"Svetlana?!", Cameron then questioned, "Mike! How did you DO that?!"

"Huh?", Mike said after a short pause, "Uhhh, do what? Uh hahaha!", Cameron was still suspicious, "Uh here ya go!", and Mike handed Cameron the maggot. Only then did Ella hand Leonard the Lizard.

"Please take good care of him, noble wizard!", Ella said to Leonard, "He's such a wonderful creature!"

"I will!", Leonard replied, taking out his spell book while the rat was at his feet, "Hmm, well, I can't see the words right, but I think if I think hard enough I can remember the words to that levitation spell!", meanwhile, Cameron was happily running while holding the maggot;

"YES!", Cameron cheered happily, "YES! I've never felt so alive!", and then he stopped at the ledge, where he saw the large baseball mitten, "I'm a dead man.", was all he said at the sight of it. Leonard then walked up, with the rat at his feet, trying to remember the levitation spell;

"Alaka-woozit?", Leonard said to himself, "No no no...Vadaka Frobra? No that's not it! Ugh what was it?!"

"Yo!", Lightning called out, "JUST PICK UP THE RAT AND USE THE DAMN ROPE!"

"No!", Leonard replied, "I can do this! Trust me! I just need to remember the spell!"

"Is that kid serious?!", was all Lightning said in response, "Is he serious?!", while continued trying to remember the words of his spell, Cameron tried to take the rope swing, only he landed on a bat and slid down it. Leonard was still trying to think of the words to his spell, and by this time the rat pulled out a tiny wooden chair, sat down in it, and enjoyed some coffee while waiting. By that time, Cameron managed to come back for his second time, "DUDE, JUST FUCKIN' GO!"

"Oh you shut up!", Sugar slapped Lightning upside the head, all of them there watching this, "Let the Wizard do his thing! He knows what he's doin'! He's a wizard!"

"Girl!", Lightning replied to her with, "You are officially nuts!", Cameron then tried to plan his next turn;

"Velocity times Mass times Wind speed", and then the maggot bit down on one of his hands, "AHHHH!", and while trying to shake the maggot off he fell backwards and got caught up in the rope. Cameron was smacked against almost every bat at least once, but still fell right into the giant mitten, followed by his maggot. This prompted Chris to announce;

"THE MAGGOTS WIN!", and the maggot then puked on Cameron just as he began smiling. The Rats groaned while all of the Maggots cheered happily. "To the Maggots, go to the spoils!", and Chef walked up to the maggots with their prize, "McLean brand soap, shampoo and conditioner guaranteed to wash off the stink!", he then turned to the Rats, "Rats, see you at the elimination ceremony!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!", Lightning then angrily said, "LIGHTNING IS ON A TEAM OF LOSERS!", and he then angrily walked away. No doubt, he was likely mostly angry at Leonard, as was most of the team aside from Sugar, Ella and Scott. Later on, Scott was talking with Ella, Topher and Lightning about who they should vote off;

"Alright guys Leonard has got to go!", Scott replied, "He was clearly trying to make us lose the challenge."

"Who do you think Lightning's gonna be votin' off?!", Lightning replied bluntly, "Damn Wizard boy is getting on my nerves!"

"In his defense", Ella then said, "Leonard isn't really a very mean person at all."

"Yeah", Scott replied, "But he is the main reason we lost."

"Yeah", Topher added, "He kinda is.", and immediately after that, it was night time. In other words, time for the elimination ceremony. Chris stood holding a plate of marshmallows while beside him Chef was holding a box with the toxic one while he was wearing a hazmat suit. Leonard, Scott, Sugar, Ella, Lightning and Topher all sat on stumps for this ceremony. Naturally, Chris spoke at this point, explaining the ceremony;

"Okay!", Chris began, "So everyone gets a marshmallow, even the loser! But that's one marshmallow you do NOT wanna eat!", Chef opened the box to show the glowing radioactive marshmallow, "To the votes! The following people are safe! Sugar!", and Sugar caught her marshmallow right in the mouth, eating it right up, "Topher!", Topher happily caught his, "Scott!", Scott caught his with a devious look to his face, "Lightning!", Lightning caught his happily, "And that leaves, Ella and Leonard.", Ella and Leonard were both shocked by this, "And the Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to...", and finally a dramatic pause occured as both Leonard and Ella were shocked at being the bottom two. They held their shocked expressions during the pause, while Scott and Sugar both happily evil looks to their faces while watching this, this went on until finally, Chris revealed, "Leonard!", Ella sighed in relief as she received the last normal marshmallow.

"Ahhhohhhaugh!", Sugar had one arm over her forehead as she fainted from the shock of Leonard being eliminated. Leonard just sighed as Chef walked over with the marshmallow. He of course, didn't want it in his hands and jumped at the sight of it so it fell to the ground instead. Soon enough, Leonard was in the catapult, with Chris and Chef standing by it.

"So, Leonard", Chris said to the boy, "Any last words before you get hurled off into the distance?"

"Yes!", he then cleared his throat, "I just wanna say that I will not be hurt when you launch me into the distance?"

"Why's that?"

"Because-", and then Chef launched Leonard into the air, "FORCEFEEEEEEEEIIIIIILLLLLLDD!" was the Wizard boy's scream as he flew into the distance of the night sky. Chris and Chef laughed about that as he flew away. Meanwhile, while the Maggots were walking away, Sugar took the time to look back with a tear in her eye and say:

"I LOVE YOU, WIZARD!", and even waved as she walked off alongside her team. After that heart-warming set of seconds, things went to Chris by the catapult, as the man was getting ready to sign off the episode. He began with;

"Two holes down and tweleve left to go! Who will be eliminated next? Tune in and find out next time, on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and with those words the episode faded out to the credits, signifying that it was over and that everyone was now going to get ready for the next episode.

[EXCLUSIVE - LEONARD'S HURL OF SHAME]

*First is a pan shot of the Playa Des Losers spa hotel on an island not too far from the main campgrounds. In the roof is a Cassandra shaped hole, but the main focus goes to Leonard, who as he reaches the ground, he misses a large pillow set for everyone to fall in, and is headed for the ground. However, right when he hits the ground suddenly a orange spherical forcefeild surrounds him and shields his fall and lets him land safely*

Leonard - *Extremely happy* "IT WORKED!"

[EXCLUSIVE - LEONARD'S HURL OF SHAME ENDS]


Elimination Recap:

Episode 1 - Cassandra (Toxic Rats)

Episode 2 - Leonard (Toxic Rats)