Naruto: Heey, it's me! And this is MY Fanfic!
Tsurara: Nope, it's mine!
Naruto: But you don't own Naruto or Harry Potter, do you?
Tsurara: Okay, you take my point. *looks down dejectedly*
Underlined means that somebody is reading this as written text.
We come back to Harry Potter, Hermione, and Ron Weasley in the library, surrounding a large heavy book. "Why are we here?" Ron asked Hermione. "I don't remember needing to cram for any test!"
"Because, if we find out more about the Kyuubi, we might be able to figure out how Naruto got summoned!" Hermione said. "Then we might be able to put him back in his world!"
"Whatever. I'm leaving," Ron said, standing up and walking away. Harry stood up with a concerned look on his face.
"Ron, come back!" Harry said, chasing after him. Hermione then delved deeper into the text.
The Kyuubi, also known as The Nine Tailed Fox, is the most powerful tailed beast in existence. It has been known to create hurricanes and flatten mountains with just a flick of its many tails. Recently, the fox attacked Konoha and was sealed inside a young child. It is unknown who this child is. The Kyuubi is a conniving personification of hatred and wrath and carries a signature dark energy.
Hermione frowned, skipping over to her next passage, called Summoning Tailed Beasts.
If a wizard were to summon a tailed beast, many things could happen. If the beast happens to be contained inside a human host or inanimate object, the object with the beast inside will be summoned.
Suddenly, something inside Hermione's head clicked. What if… Naruto was the Kyuubi? He didn't seem evil or conniving, or to be the personification of hatred. But it could be just a ploy. She decided she'd keep her guard up against him.
"YOU LOST NARUTO!?" Sakura screamed as she attempted to whack Jiraiya. "What are we going to do? He could be ANYWHERE!" Jiraiya backed away and formed his defense.
"Well, I know he's in the Harry Potter universe, which is not far away from our own. We just need to figure out how to get there and bring him back." He said, shrugging. "I mean, it can't be that har-"
"YOU SUCKED HIM INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION!?!?" Sakura shrieked. "HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET HIM FROM A FREAKING ALTERNATE DIMENSION?"
"Well, I figured Tsunade had an idea-"
"YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO TSUNADE FOR THIS!" Sakura screamed. "There's got to be- some kind of- specialist…"
Naruto stared up at Harry and the Quidditch team as they flew across the field. "Wow! This is soo cool!" He said, his neck craning to see the wizards. "How can you fly?" Fred and George zoomed down with Harry seconds later.
"Harry, who is this bloke?" Fred said. "And why is he-"
"-dressed in orange? Is he making a-" George continued.
"-fashion statement?" Fred completed. Naruto just stared at the two troublemakers. "And why is he staring at me?"
"Naruto is some kid from Japan. We're trying to get him back." Harry said, looking at the orange-clad boy who was staring at Fred and George as if they were gods.
"It is a pleasure to be in the presence of two tricksters as great as you," Naruto said, bowing. Seeing the looks on Fred and George's faces, Naruto continued. "A trickster recognizes his fellow pranksters." The twins' faces returned to normal. "May I learn from your example?"
"Kid, we would say yes, but we don't know your experience. What's your credentials, mate?" George said.
"Are you sly as a fox?" Fred added. Naruto grimaced slightly. 'If only you knew…' he thought. He then stood up proudly.
"I'm sneakier than any fox YOU'LL ever see!" Naruto exclaimed, knowing it to be true. Just then, Hermione walked in.
Hermione gasped. "I knew it! I should have told Harry and Ron before, but now I know it's true! YOU'RE THE KYUUBI!" Naruto stumbled back. How did she know?
"Wait! I can explain!" He said, glancing at a confused Fred, even more confused George, a hysterical Hermione, and an awed Harry.
"You don't need to explain! Let me explain to Harry!" She turned to Harry, continuing. "Harry, Naruto is the host for the Kyuubi, which is why he was summoned! He's just hungry for power, exactly like the fox is!" The entire time, Hermione's hands were shaking. Naruto looked positively ashen as he remembered the first time someone confronted him about the Kyuubi…
"In other words, YOU ARE THE KYUUBI!" Mizuki screamed, a rabid look on his face…. Suddenly, Naruto was seeing Iruka-sensei… "Naruto is no longer your demon fox!" He heard Iruka-sensei say as Naruto sunk to the ground behind the tree and sobbed.
Naruto snapped out of it as Harry moved toward him. "Naruto, is it true?" Harry asked.
Bellatrix moved towards Kreacher. "Kreacher," She said in the most seductive voice she could muster when talking to a wrinkly, disgusting house elf, "I think you should initiate part 1 of the plan soon."
"Kreacher will do whatever Mistress Bellatrix wants," Kreacher said. "Whatever Mistress Bellatrix wants…"
Okay, I am probably going to change the next scene because I don't want Fred and George to leave Hogwarts just yet. And yes, I will bring in… 'reinforcements from Konoha'. Eventually. And no, I am not pairing Bellatrix and Kreacher together. At least, not for this fanfic. (Unless you want me to.) Sorry this chapter was short. Please review, because it feels like one of the next two chapters will have fan characters…. Shoutouts will be done to the 5 people who I deem are the winners of these categories:
A) Most Critical, B) Most Descriptive, C) Longest Review, D) Nicest review, and E) Most Literate.
